Irish People Try Stereotypical Irish Foods

Cabbage is coming back in though. It is like
new fashionable food isn't it? They're calling it Kale.
Oh yeah, yea, people are wearing it! You see these ladys going around Grafton Street
with cabbage suit jackets. When leprechauns get stoned and they crave
a bit of food, they eat lucky charms. It's pretty good, I really like it.
It's very sugary though.

It's sugary but delicious.
I'd say this would get you buzzing (hyper). Maybe Americans feel this is the stuff we
eat and that we are all little red-haired. Yea, I don't know where they get that from.
I don't know where they get that from. This is not what we're like.
Only half of my family can juggle..

Marshmallows. It's not a big thing over here.
First off, you don't get food in a pub, you get drink.
And especially on Paddy's (St Patricks) Day, you are getting twice as much drink on Paddy's
Day. Nevermind the cabbage.
We don't be doing too much eating on the 17th (St. Patricks Day).
It's looks like dog food.

How dare you.
This is what your parents brought you up on. Oh, man..
Yea, that is pretty Irish now. Warms the cockles of my heart.
Right, so potatoes again. Cabbage again.
Just no beef.

And Americans thing we eat this?
Yea, they're right! 1600S right, traditional Irish.
And then it was just.. Col. It was just Cabbage. Good Irish butter.
Where would you get colcanon, after a night out?
Can I get a Taco Colcanon, please? That's the shit they cook inside stomachs.
To Americans, Scotland/Ireland, what's the big difference.
They might think Scotland Ireland, Celts is all the one country.
Which technically it isn't but it is sort of, culturally very similar.
Oh man, it's a foot.

Oh my god, it is literally a pig's foot.
Is that soft? Blugarblar. Is the trotter?.. Jesus.
That is rotten. Here do you want some Trotter?
I'd say that's lovingly prepared but just..

It's a foot like.
It's a foot. Yess..!
This is like, an Irish man's battery. You just pop them in and you are good to go.
Here, you are actually a barman so. Here you go.
That's the trick, you are meant to pour, not look at it, throw here up, throw here down,
that's the pour.

You go all of the world and taste it and then
complain about it. Yeah, yea.
Got a pint in Fiji there, now wasn't the best man.
Slainte (to good health), slainte..