not to eat on a first date. - Spaghetti, wings, and salads
are the top foods to avoid. - What not to eat. Don't eat anything when
you're on a date, okay? - Can we enjoy our fave foods without the fear of a smeared lip? - What the fuck? (Laughs) (laughs) - It's Ladylike, and today, we're eating the worst
foods for a first date.
'Cause we can. (Whooshing and squeaking) We're eating taboo date foods that women are not supposed to eat. - Mmhmm, whether it be sloppy, getting stuck in your
teeth, or bad breath, we've got it all.
- We've got it all. - So Nyla is our official Ladylike writer.
She writes all our fun memes
and the post on buzzfeed.Com, and I have a girl crush on Nyla. - Oh, Dev! - And I want to take her on a date. - So now we're on a date. - So we have some s'ghetti.
We have some wangs. - And my favorite. - Salad. - A Caesar salad.
- My least favorite on this plate. - So for my date look today, I'm rocking kind of like
a frosty orangey lip with some brown eye shadow. - We have sort of like our
version of full faces on. I went with a dusty purple kinda vibe.
- I'm rocking a darker,
more neutral lip color. Kind of like that, that's like my thing. And then I always have
to fill in my eyebrows, no matter what. - I went with this kind
of shimmery dusty rose.
And then to compliment that, I
went with a darker brown lip. - So, I haven't been on a
date in a really long time. And so, there's that. (Classical music) - This is saucy.
- I'm starting with the s'ghetii. - I used to date a Brooklyn Italian. Can you just look at this
technique for a second? (Laughs) - After a full plate of spaghetti, the lips would be off. That could be good if you're
planning to go make out.
- That's true.
- That way, they don't get lipstick all over their face. - Why is Italian food supposed to be sexy? - I think a fun little peck
on the first date is fun. - Yeah. Could be fun.
- Leaves them begging for more. (Snorts) - Let me clear my palette. (Chewing and swallowing) - Cheers, girl.
- Uh-huh. (Wet chewing) - Oh, God.
- Oh, my God.
I have a piece of chicken
stuck in my tooth right now. - (Laughs) It's protein for later. - Okay, there we go. - How's my makeup looking? - (Laughs) It looks pretty good.
There's one little, just, grease smear. - I'm a Georgia girl. And I'm a snob about my ranch dressing. - Am I cheating by
eating it with my hands? - Look at all this oil.
- It's fine. - Oh well, ready? - It's lube for later. (Chaotic trumpet music) (laughs) - I guess, usually, if I'm at restaurant, I've ordered only a Caesar salad, and so I have no other
flavors to compliment it, which is why, at the end of
the date, my breath reeks. - I feel like you're still ladylike licking your fingers, as
long as your pinky's out.
- First kiss story. Me. Ninth grade. Old, I know, but it's okay.
- I was ninth grade, too! - Okay, get. Thought we were in high school
and started being fresh. - Uh-huh.
(Laughs) I remember my mom dropped
me and him off at the mall. - Mine was at the mall.
- I think the best date I've been on was with my boyfriend now. He has a beard, and when we go on dates, food will just inevitably
get into his beard. And so when we come
home, I get second dinner when I kiss him.
- I'm sure you do. - Mine was at the mall
outside of Red Robin.
(Record scratches)
- Oh, my God! Mine was outside of a mall
outside of a Red Robin. (Laughing) - I think the best date would probably be the one where I cook myself dinner, and then finish an entire
bottle of wine by myself. - I'm about to close my eyes. He closes his eyes, and I
watch him lick his lips.
And it was a really quick lick, so it was like a little lizard. It's just like... And then he closes... It was a wet peck! - I've wiped my plate clean.
- Good for you. (Laughs) - I was hungry. - You already ate all your noods? - I did. - No more s'ghetti, you
just got a meatball? - Just a meat...
It's a big ball of meat.
- A meat wing? (Classical music) - Yeah, you still look good.
(Shutter clicks) - You do, too. You have a little oil right here. (Shutter clicks)
But that's it. - That's kinda cute.
It's like highlighter on the chin. - I think my lipstick is fading. (Shutter clicks) - Mine feels a little fadey as well. - Yeah, you have a little
(shutter clicks) bit of that butthole lip happening.
- (Groans) It's tragic. - The chicken wings were
definitely the hardest just because they were
saturated with so much oil. Spaghetti was fine,
and I really didn't eat that much of my salad. - I will say, though,
that the salad dressing did get a little messy.
- Oh, yeah. - More of a concern that I would have as opposed to messing up makeup look would be just spilling
spaghetti on my outfit. I think that's more of a concern than just trying to be
prim and proper on a date. - This still looks fresh
after demolishing this.
- And even if your
makeup didn't look fresh after you demolish messy ass food, then the person that you're on a date with just doesn't deserve you. - Yeah, do what you want,
and don't be influenced by these weird norms
that are placed upon you for no reason. - God bless modern makeup. They keep it intact for us so we can go be the messy
free bitches that we are.
- Yeah. (Laughs) - What's up?
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