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Monday, October 16, 2017

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DRINK 10 COFFEES IN ONE DAY



Happy September 29! Actually, no, do you know what? We're not starting like that. I just woke up from a nap, and I know I seem a little bit groggy... So, it'll probably wear off in a little bit... But, we are gonna have to deal with stupid Emma for the next like 20 minutes.

You know, I'm still in sleep mode right now. Now that we've gotten that out of the way, #1- Happy Friday! No! F**k! I'm about to hit that car! Happy September, 29th! Do you guys know what today is? Well, I f**king know what today is... Today is National Coffee Day! Round of applause you best be-f**ing believe, that I'm celebrating today! No joke, this entire vlog is gonna be... Just what I'm doing to celebrate National Coffee Day.

This has a lot of room for error But I'm gonna try to hit all of my favorite coffee places today, which is about... ...5 Or 6. And, like that's not that much coffee. Though I might need to like up the ante you know I might need to do a little bit more because I feel like I've had six coffees in a day before so I.

Need to kind of like you know I need to make sure I'm doing something special I have a lot of coffee places that I like, but like half of them are in San Francisco. And I'm not gonna drive all the way there, just so that I can get the coffee's I like, sorry! Despite what most might assume, I am NOT that insane! Oh my god, parking spot right in front. Shut the f**k up somebody was honking at me! Haha! I'm wearing this "Latte Gang" Merch~ Guess who's merch it is? It's mine. So, if you want this and you want to wear it next time...

...It's National Coffee Day! Link is in the bio.. Self promo. Merch link in bio! But, look at this s**t! This is how you know today's gonna be a good day. Normally.

It takes me like 15 minutes to find parking. I, no joke, just pulled up right in front of the place, smooth as sugar! Ewww... Is that? Do people say that? I don't know. Can I have an iced latte, with almond milk? Okay, I also just thought about this, and I'm like okay I literally planned out my entire day.

But, I realized like I can't just go from one coffee place to the next. Because, then I won't have finished the last coffee. I think I might just like run over... Ok, this is like really weird..

But, I think I might just run over to the thrift shop right now, because it's really close to the next coffee place.. I'm gonna be going to. So, it's like when I just go into the thrift store, thrift around a little bit, until I finish my coffee and then go to... The next coffee place! I'm basically just gonna be trying to figure out how to kill time for like the rest of the entire day.

But, that's ok! National Coffee Day the best day of the year! This is literally better than my birthday. Ughhhh... I'm going to go to Best Buy... And I'm gonna see if I can get a new vlogging camera.

Because, I use my phone like I'm literally vlogging on my phone right now & it works great. If you're interested in vlogging /you vlog/whatever... And you don't know what to use. Honestly, like the iPhone is great for vlogging.

But, I kinda just want to up the quality of my channel a little bit. Say I'm gonna go to Best Buy and see if.. I can get one of those Canon G7x's~ That's just what everyone else has, so it must be good. That's my mentality.

That's great, right? I didn't even like call in or check online. I'm just gonna like blindly hope that... (***Fart noise x3***) What was the word? ***Fart noise*** That they have it. I don't know why I couldn't think of that.

Also, literally my outfit today is absolute chaos! It's chaos! It's so bad, so as you know on the top half things are going okay? We're wearing my own frickin merch, so I must like it. You know what I mean. Let me show you my bottom half... It's very bad.

I don't have a mirror near me, so I'm gonna have to just improvise. On my shoes, we have these new Adidas. Adidas- adidas that I just got. And, I love them.

I'm obsessed with that, but they're so ugly. Brandi shorts~ I'm actually really excited, cuz I haven't gone thrifting in a few weeks. It won't be like a normal thrifting sesh~ just a quick one! (***Crowd Cheers!!!***) Okay, um not to be dramatic or anything, but I'm the stupidest b**ch I've ever met! So, here's what just happened... After I got out of the thrift shop...

I got in the car, and I started filming myself, and I started driving to the next coffee place. And... I was filming the wrong way. Off to our next coffee place! I don't even know how..

Like how do you even mess that up? That's like not a hard thing to like do correctly. I'm at the second coffee place. They have coffee... And they have like toast- trendy toast.

Because, you know the trendy food that all the cafes serve these days, is trendy toast. Avocado toast, peanut butter and banana toast, almond butter and banana toast. All the fun toasts!! So, I'm gonna probably get one of those, too. Because, it's bad for me to have a s**t ton of caffeine and not be eating food.

So, I need to do that, but let me show you what I bought at the thrift shop before I get this coffee. I wasn't really in the mood to do a long, like extended, very in-depth thrifting experience. Because, you know, looking through every single.. Frickin rack and like all that.

I just- I couldn't. I just took like a quick little scan and I didn't really find anything. But, when I first walked in I actually saw these glasses... (***Crowd Booing***) and I decided you know what? These are fun.

They'll probably come in handy at some point. So, I bought them. I have no clue when I will ever wear these, but I think that they're fun. I don't know...

They give me like lonely cat lady vibes and like that's low-key me. Even though, I don't really like cats that much, but I mean I like them, but like I like dogs more. You know... But, like lonely cat lady vibes! But, here's the story with these...

You know, I shopped around for a while... And then I got in line. What you're supposed to do and I was checking out and I realized I forgot my credit card in the car. So, I left the glasses on the desk, and I was like oh, I'll be right back...

Let me just go run and get my card! She was like, "no worries". So, I run to my car, get my credit card and then when I get back... There's a long-ass line, that was just not there before. So, I had to wait in the line.

And then I got the glasses and they were $1.00 Something in my soul told me, "Emma, you need those!" So, I'm just gonna follow it, so that was my story. Oh, and then also when I was done, like checking out and she gave me my receipt... I like, just started walking out of the store... And I like forgot my card, like she was like, "Oh Miss, like you forgot your card!" And I'm like, why the f**k can't I, like have my- I keep forgetting my card places all these all the time! Like, 1st I frickin forget it in the car, and then I frickin leave it at the thrift shop! Jesus Christ, I need help.

I'm already hyped up. I power finished this! So, I'm freaking ready for my next one. Let's go! Coffee #2! Ooh... This one's really good.

I also got food! I got this peanut butter.. Banana toast, and they cut the peanut butter, I mean they cut the bananas so thick. Oh, Hell YEAH! Update: just finished my toast and I feel so gross! Maybe it's cuz' I drank two coffees, within the span of like 20 minutes?! I think today's gonna be a little bit tougher than I anticipated. My tummy hurts! Despite this, let's go to Best Buy! Ughhh! (***Crowd Cheering!!!***) To be honest, I'm not the biggest fan of Best Buy.

But, I feel like this is my only option. So, here I am. I can also order the camera off Amazon, but like-ehh. I want to see if I can get it right now! Ok, so just finish up Best Buy, and they actually had every single thing that I needed.

Which is really cool! I finally got a frickin vlogging camera I need to go home and get a SD card for it so that I can start freaking using it because, duh~ But, I also got a freaking huge like tripod for it.. I feel like it might be too big, so we're gonna decide and then the last thing I got was a aux cord. That also charges your phone because right now, I don't have that. I'm not even sure if it's gonna work, because the guy was like...

Didn't really know what he was talking about and he was like,... "Yeah, it will maybe work for an aux" and I'm like, "So, do you think it'll work with the aux cord?" & He was like, "Maybe..." ...And I'm like, "Ok!". Well, I don't want a MAYBE,I want a... No...

I just f**king broke my scissors! These were my car scissors!! Sorry about that. I use these like every day! I don't know why I always need to cut stuff when I'm in the car, but..Guess I'll need to get some new car scissors. But, anyways! Oh! Oh, this is- this is, kind of fun~ Let's go home! Let's get an SD card and let's switch over to this camera. Right now, I'm going to charge my camera for a little bit.

And then, we're gonna do some mail time. Because, I got some mail! So, I want to open it up and show you guys. What I- some of the stuff I got.. And then after that we're gonna go back out and get more coffees, because I've only gotten 2 today, and that is not enough.

Ok. So, first let me start out by saying, that I read every single letter. I open every single package, etc. So, just because I didn't include it in this, does not mean I didn't see it! So, one thing that I got that I thought was ficken hilarious...

Was this! There's a 100% chance that this will come in handy at some point in my life. And, so... I'm actually very glad that his person sent this to me. So, thank you so much if you sent this to me.

I also got a tweet that was like, "Emma, I'm sending you a Grinch eye-mask," and I like read it and I was like that's really random and then like I... Go to my PO Box, and it's like in there, and I was like well... Don't mind if I do! So, that was kind of funny! Someone also sent me, a package, with of course a letter and then a bunch of other random stuff in it and some of my... Favorite things that I got in that package, was this cute little suede scrunchie.

Definitely a fan! It's very cute, and it even matches my hair tie. She also gave me a keychain, for the US Open, and umm..I thought this was really freaking dope and I was excited about it! It's from 2015, and I thought it was cool, because I've always wanted to go to the US Opens. But, I don't live in LA. I live in the Bay, so don't ever get to go.

But, one day, I'm gonna go... And it'll be fun, And, then the last thing, some girl... Sent me slime. As you guys know, I made this slime video.

So, I'll leave the link to my slime video down below. Waste, they tried to make slime. And, it was an absolute fail. Some girl heard my cry for help and was like, "oh my god...

"This girl needs slime," so she sent me some slime. And, I'm pumped! Her slime account @honeyslimezzzzz With five Z's! So, she made me a bunch of slimes that like, relate to like my channel. For example, this one is.. Mediocre vegan cookie slime and I made a video called, "mediocre vegan cookies!" I'm not gonna unwrap them all.

Cuz, she wrapped them super tightly with scotch tape. Because, she didn't want them to leak, which I think is so freaking cute! I'm going to do a little slime ASMR right now for you guys, so pumped about it, because like, I've never done... Slime ASMR or anything I've always just watched the videos online and I've always wanted to do one myself. And it has, it's like a fishbowl slime, she says.

Listen to this s**t! This is so exciting! I really hope that if I led this onto my desk. It doesn't like ruin my desk. We'll cross that bridge, when we get to it. This is my dream come true! Oh my God! It doesn't stick to the desk! I'm gonna try to do all the techniques that all the like, the professional slime accounts do, you know? I'm freaking killing it! Oh my god, if I had a slime account and no one would follow it.

Iced, almond milk latte. Which is extremely fitting for today! Oh my God! This is so fun! You know, let's just fricking~ let this out on the table. Look at this! I'm a mess! Oh my God! Oh, no. I'm making the entire container such a mess.

I'm so freakin stupid! I should have like, went and washed my hands in between, but oh yeah, baby.. We're gonna be doing slime this slime Smells like sour candy I'm done with the whispering it. That's stupid. Oh whoa So I've only got two coffees so far today, and it's like three o'clock.

I'm not gonna lie I kind of feel like a failure. I don't know I haven't been on my a-game today when it comes to coffee consumption It's okay, though. I'm going to go get my third right now. I'm picking up lily actually and then we're gonna get coffee together oh My god, she just pulled up No joke I turned on the camera and I was like I was about to say like Oh like you know just pull up to Lily's house.

Well. She's not even here yet like that's no joke exactly what I was gonna say it. She just pulled up Oh lily has um A pile. No put your hand behind it so everybody can see cuz like you know like yeah Thank you.

It looks much better. Third coffee of the day. We out boiiiiiie Karaoke bitch I need to stop cussing cause I just have to bleepit all out, and that's more work for me later truecameras jiggling, so I hope that's not an issue its going to be this is a segment of the vlog that im going to be calling c-c-carepull  karaoke This is the ox buddy you just totally cut that guy off i know my bitch love do cocaine i have like boob sweat because its so hot out. You have boobs? What is boobs? That's true, that's right Everybody comment down below should we go see it or not because everybody's talking about it, but I haven't seen it I kind of know like the basic premise no You must know who the main character is Either better not put that in so I have to pay for parking literally hate paying for parking It's the stupidest thing ever one time I neglected to pay, and guess what, I got a freaking ticket forty bucks not worth it at all like the one time I didn't pay For parking they freaking nailed me with it a forty dollar ticket It's just stupid you know and it's parking is cheap So it's like just pay for your parking because the ticket is not worth it domina.

Oh, that's insight with parking shoes It's Coffee time mofo run over someone's car because wait what there's two coffee places I like on the street And I'm honestly tempted to get both, but like I would do it. I don't know, but I'll help you with them. Okay good Yeah, cuz I don't have on it, so I keep saying bad words in this vlog. I really needed to tone it down, okay You know how a place is they have like the tip jar and it's like for one or the other option and you liked it Which one you like better, this one's cup of noodles and top ramen I always had come a noodles.

What did you have? Exactly company goals is better, so I'm definitely gonna be tipping in the cup of noodles. Thank you Okay leave some for the rest of us why do you do that? How do you put the top on first and then do the straw oh? Yeah, well you know like have heart palpitations by the end of today because I'm having so much caffeine It's no I did I did Forth coffee, let's do this. I mean iced almond milk latte. Thank you Honestly embarrassing because we're literally in a different coffee shop, but we're like still drinking this wobbly You don't like that one, but you're still treating it and not only Anyways, that's so true You want to hold this for me and not drink all of it I'm gonna go drop off Lily eight.

Which is sad. I never want to say goodbye to you, baby I think that that's my last coffee of the day because I'm really anxious. Are you anxious? We're both really anxious. I'm anxious That was it for today's vlog levy can I try yeah? I don't think I know it That's it for today's vlog like and subscribe if you enjoyed it comment down below anything you want I appreciate every single one of you.

See you in my next video. Bye Closed today's vlog was boring, but it was kind of eventful for me, so I hope you enjoyed it If you did give it a thumbs up subscribe to our channel comment down below anything you want And I love you all so much and appreciate everything that you do and I can't wait to see you guys next time.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DRINK 10 COFFEES IN ONE DAY

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