- You guys are gonna love this place. - It's so close! - Yeah, it's good beer too. - Welcome to the Bad Elephant gentlemen, you guys ready to order? - Yeah, can I get the Dusty Showboater Ale - Sure. - I will have the Angry Goatface Porter.
- Nice, you're gonna love it. And you? - Uh yeah, I'll have the um, The Crocodile Bunker Stout, yeah. - Sure. - Sorry, what's that? - Uh the Crocodile Bunker Stout.
- Oh, uh, what's the glass? - That's a chalice, that's
the glass we serve it in. - Oh yeah, okay, yeah. You know what? I think I got it confused. I meant to order the
Eye of the Storm Saison, that's what I meant.
Thank you so much. Sometimes you gotta lay down
the law, you know what I mean? - Sorry about that, the
Eye of the Storm Saison, Op, almost forgot. - No, sorry, which one is? This is the Eye of the Storm? - Saison. - Zach if you want to, just get that beer.
You don't have to prove
you're a man with your glass. - I don't, I don't want that. I don't want some fruit
flavored beer, you know. I want a beer that tastes
like dirt, like you guys.
So joke's over, which
is what it was and yeah, I'll take what he had. - We're outta that. - I'll take that one then. - Actually, we're out of both of those.
- You're out of both of those? - Yeah, yeah, keg's empty so. - I'll have the Rock Dragon Hammerhead. You can give this to
some girl or something. - You got it.
- What are you doing? 40? - 40'S the new 20. - Brave Man Swamp Monster, that one. - Okay, you got it. - Swamps are known for their-- So much stuff in there.
I'll have the Rusty Nail Cask
Ale instead of this, actually. Got it wrong, oops. You know what, I actually meant the Dusky Oakblood Pigscale, that one. The roses are driving? - They're working the pedals.
(Laughter) - Guns Are Cool Sex with Hot Girls. Wrong again, someone else can drink that. How are those? - Great.
- Good, yeah. - Cool.
("Twinkle Twinkle Little Star") - You know what? I'll take the Powerful
Rage Filled Uncle actually. - Trouble picking a beer over there? - Yeah, I guess it's, sometimes-- What is this? - To drink that one, you kiss it. - You know what, I think
I'm done with beer. I'll have an Old
Fashioned, how about that? - [Bartender] Sure.
- Yep, going on to liquor, Old Fashioned. Feeling like liquor tonight,
gonna get a little crazy, cool. - Op almost forgot. Old Fashioned.
- Cheers guys. - Cheers. - Hi it's Zach from College
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Alright guys Logan's got his drink ready
and now we just finally time to put my candy in I don't know if it's gonna
cause an explosion of fizzy four about to find out in three two and we are back
with a brand new video and today God's we are doing another awesome vlog and
today is a special day because today I. Woke up and you guys might notice
something I'm in a different room right now I'm in a new room and that's because
we have a ton of renovations going on in the house it is actually crazy here half
of its cut apart and I'm gonna show you guys that in a little bit but that also
answers a question that you guys have been asking for the past couple days
alright we uploaded our video our piracy video and you guys were freaking out
everyone in the comments it's like Jake Jake why are you at the old house why
are you guys not at your brand-new house guys don't worry alright we are still in
the brand-new house this is still in the brand-new house except because of all
the renovations that are going on we went back to my family's house to record
some videos but the cool thing was guys actually notice something I don't know
about you I really miss the old house I. Really liked recording that pirate video
there and I really like doing our 24 hour world smallest box for challenge
there it was a ton of fun so I mean it might be somewhere that we go and record
some videos that I mean some pool videos definitely the old pool is a ton of fun
but let me know down below guys do you like the old house you like recording at
the new house put a comment down below should we just stayed here should we do
all the new videos here or should we go back sometimes and check it out also I
know a bunch of you guys have been asking me about the recent Carter shared
diss track aren't you dropped a diss track on me and we're gonna be talking
about that in a little bit but first let's go find Logan and second of all I
want to show you guys just how crazy this renovation is all right here it is
check it's my room is gone there is nothing left in here I mean even the
floor is gone but look there's like holes in the floor here this is crazy so
this is probably why we've been recording back at my parents place for a
lot of the outside stuff especially because of the noise the noise has died
down a little bit but we are gonna be filming today's drain challenge here so
I think we should go find Logan and figure out where he is cuz I gotta talk
to him about this check so we've been seeing a ton of comments
saying do another drink charge so today we thought we'd do a drink job today we
are gonna try and drink the entire pool in one sitting
yeah so we're not gonna try and drink the entire pool in one sitting
no no no no we are going to make the young yet oh the yummiest drink ever all
that is actually such a good drink John I have never done a drink challenge that
actually tastes good which means today we get to do a drink challenge they
actually feel good I'm so excited I. Think I'm gonna put like a bunch of like
gummy stuff in it like a pop oh she makes all the pops together I'm not a
huge fan of gummy or anything sour I'm more of a chocolate guy I like guns I
like gummy worms I like gummy fish I mean I guess they
all are the same thing there's different shapes no that's not true gummy fish
tastes different than gummy bears that's a patch tag back to pop Jake well maybe
I'll make a chocolate drink and you can make a gummy drink okay so we're gonna
have a yummy drink off challenge we're gonna make two different drinks Logan
over here thinks that the best way to make a yummy drink is to go chocolate I
think the best way to make a yummy drink is to go sweet sour and lots of dummies
inside and we'll have you guys decide at home who you think has the best dream
actually I was thinking group could tell us who is the best drink who had the
best drink I mean you guys could also vote who has the better drink do you
like chocolate or gummies great you just said one group know what that means also
guys I know a lot of you been asking me to respond to the quarter share diss
track Logan have you seen the diss track glasses on and he watched the diss track
I did too and you know what guys I say we accept
Carter's challenge I say we do go to the YouTube Olympics Papa Jake and Logan
YouTube Olympic gold medal winners 2018 2018 I would love a gold medal around my
papa Jake merch by the way link in description down below if you wanna buy
some pop Jake we're just really it's really fresh but regardless I think that
we could be gold medal champions of the YouTube Olympics and if you guys think
that is fact put a hashtag cool down below because I accept your challenge
Carter all right I will come to your YouTube Olympics but I'm gonna destroy
all right I'm gonna win because my box for slaying
that hurts me here locally Christian oh by the way again this is the billionaire
box but that was the start of the billion activities it's gonna probably
be like our biggest box for ever I'm really excited for this but until
then we're using it as a set for they got me a strength in the world challenge
we got our Blendtec blender we've got our goggles looking we have no candy I
guess we have to go to the store and get candy gotta go to the candy store yeah
we gotta get in the car and go to the candy store alright we're going to the
candy store guys buckle up alright guys so check it out we've got eye candy here
oh man that is a lot of candy so we got Logan's chocolates mixed in with my not
say the power poppers is better then these are Hershey's chocolate balls is
that those actually pretty good but but still I think mine is gonna be the best
right gonna mean we should make a Jake pile of candy and a Logan pie line so
let's get Jake pile of candy over here the best pile and we'll get Logan pile
of candy over there and then we'll take a look at what we got oh no it doesn't
look good that's gonna be really good in the drink
I'm really excited you alright guys so now that we have both of our piles we've
got Papa Jake's amazing pile over here hashtag pop Jake if you think my drink
is better with all my sweet stuff and over here you got Logan's pile of okay
these are rocks Jake their chocolate rocks chocolate
well I'm never pretty chocolate rocks all right you know what guys
let's start over here on last side so what we're gonna do is we're gonna fill
up my bowl with all the stuff we're putting in this Drake challenge now each
one of these items I'll do a little taste test let you know what my thoughts
are and then we're gonna mix it all together in the blender to make the
yummiest drink in the world let's start here on my side so first up we've got
soda blasters these are apparently fizzy candy which i think is a great mix you
know I had a little bit of fizz - the world's greatest tasting drink let's try
this here alright let's see if it actually fizzes him about Wawa
oh god that's super busy is that kind of sour - all right let me know if you
try one of these before I'm gonna put them in here let's add our fizzy soda
candy to this drink all right now it looks like the yummiest drink
preparation place dude this could be like the kitchen and the billionaire's
oh this actually would make a sick kitchen we have the bar right here get
some cooking utensils yeah dude this is gonna be awesome
all right guys back to my dream challenge as right now it doesn't look
too yummy but we've got a lot more than yummy stuff to add to it we got some
sour watermelon candies one of my favorite eat one of these mm-hmm yeah it
tastes good all right let's add these all right next
up gummy worms check it out guys it's a classic whatever you're making a sweet
treat or a drink definitely a drink you want to have a gummy worm mmm use your
brush I see for optimal flavor we have three gummy worms
all right guys next up I've got dumpster candy not really sure because this but
we're gonna add it anyway looks kind of chalky let's take a little taste test
here it's actually pretty sweet it's add some of these in here I'm not sure what
these are but they look really cool maybe you guys can let me know in the
comments what these are it's like weird candy strain check that out dude is like
candy wired it like pulls apart like you're pretty cool it tastes amazing
all right guys next up we've got our hopper powers these are basically pop
rocks so I'm gonna add a bunch of these as well this is gonna be really busy but
also have a little bit of sweet and sour and all these look like pop rocks guys well I definitely don't want to add too
much of this into this because it's gonna piss up all over the place and
definitely foam up which we don't want but now that we have our pop rocks in
here let's move on to the next item oh that smells really sweet Jade hippy
yeah dude this is probably gonna be also the sweetest drink in the world but it
will also be the yummiest I think those go hand in hand but next up we got
ourselves some nerds all right let's do a little taste test here gotta taste us
all the candy here mmm this should've had a nice texture got our nerds added
let's move on I almost forgot I gotta add one of these oh the tea dude I love
the team they're awesome all right let's try adding these these are fruit gummies
so this I got from the store because I.
Thought it looked cool and I thought
maybe it would be a good addition but I. Had no idea what this is this is
actually from the International candy area so maybe something you guys can
tell me if you have this or if it's good by now let's open it up and see what it
is it's called sure bet what is it I. Don't know it's like you should have
candy gee I yeah so there's like this it's a licorice stick inside sure bet
just pace it Oh black licorice I spent off like black
licorice but this stuff actually tastes good it kinda tastes like the stuff that
you put on Donuts all right I'm gonna put a very little bit in here add a
little bit of seasoning on top it's kind of like adding seasoning when you're
making some soup but let's stick that back in there I've been super excited
for this one dude check it out oh-oh-oh gummy crazy super long all
right so it's a rattlesnake gummy I'm gonna I'm gonna take a bite
out of it here mmm now we got to rattlesnake gummies or happy why I guess
those abs in here we got full ground snake gummy inside my mix all right guys
only a few more candies left to add we've got these there's actually one of
my favorite candies in the world they are rockets so basically I'm gonna add
all of these inside but we've got to give a little taste test dozens of
rockets and they are amazing let me know down below if you guys like these they
are one of my favorite candies ever Jake I wonder if this will blend
you did I mean you still gotta get all of our liquid in there but so much
looking pretty good Jake there's no way that's gonna blend all bridger does so
big guys never seen a job reduce me oh really my mouth I know we're skipping
the jawbreaker over here no jawbreaker in this one all right we also have a
classic we've got some pears classic Pez I'm sure all of you have tried this
before next up I've got Pixy Stix these are plastic candies and definitely a
graded issue to the yummies drink in the world
mmm Pixy stick in here if pour this all out into a world's
youngest drink also a PA the world's sweetest drink and now we have one item
left to add looky this is your favorite juicy drop no thank you
yeah dude juicy drops I've to admit actually I've always never really liked
the juicy drop candy because I found that the juice can be kind of gross but
in this case I think it might be a great addition to my yummiest drink so let's
open this up and check it out whoa it's actually really cool dude look
at that it's like you're a little like card comes of just oh Susi dropped gum I
guess I can't add the gum to it but I. Can definitely have a juicy drop its
you've got all the space here for the juicy drop mix oh this is like intense
and then you add the juice into the drop interesting all right let's try this out
Oh was it tastes like very sour all right I don't know if I'd really like
this Jake are you so confident that your drink is gonna taste better than mine of
course I am all right let's have the juicy drop into
the bowl that is pure yummy and now that we have everything mixed inside your
check that out we've got all of our gummies all of our candy it's now time
to add our base which is gonna be these delicious pops now when I was younger
one of my favorite drinks was to mix all the Pops together at the soda thumb
we're taking that to a new level by mixing it with all of my favorite candy
Jake I'll show you remember that you should take your cup and push everybody
in the path so let's uh let's start off with the
base of sprite next up we're gonna add it to some Coca Cola oh look at that
here already that is all right y'all me right and coke but we got more now we're
adding some Orange Crush one of my personal favorites okay Jake
it's looking interesting it's got a nice red color to it that's definitely an
interesting look next up we have some cherry coke it's at a little bit cherry
coke in there so this is Jakes take on the yummiest drink it is my take on the
yummiest drink now I will admit guys if I was doing this at a proper soda thumb
right now you would have the base for one of the yummiest drinks what I would
add next is Fruitopia but unfortunately we don't have any soap I'm gonna do some
brisk it's watermelon flavored so that should be close enough to Fruitopia it's
absolutely this in there oh dude it's green that's so cool
alright now that we've got all the drinks added in there let's take a smell
test it's really good it's most delightful now it's time to add this and
guys remember this is my take on the world's youngest drink you guys will see
loads in a second comment down below what you guys think is the yummiest
drink but guys before I pour this in this year which might create an
explosion volcano from all the fizziness we have in here Logan's got to prepare
his drinks so it is ready to taste s right after mine so let's jump into that
alright guys so now we have all my chocolate and I thought before we add it
to the drinks I should do a little taste test so first up we got these Eminem's
taste like chocolate all right we got M&Ms as a base layer next up we're gonna
try our Hershey guys Logan hasn't even made his yet but I was the king Logan
how good with yours be instead of blended melted whoa dude we should make
like a massive melted chocolate bar combine all the chocolates if we should
make the world's biggest and yummiest chocolate bar let us know down below and
smash that like button let's try and crushed thirty thousand likes on this
video alright so these kind of taste like cookies and cream we'll toss those
in there that's looking awesome without looks good dude next up is it a rock or
is chocolate these are rocks man how are
these - I got travel to these alright the rocks are chocolate so next up some
chocolate rocks oh alright mix it up a little and now I honestly don't know
what this is I'm gonna give it a little try what is it
is it peanut it is okay this one's chocolate peanut oh that looks good next
up we got Smarties you guys know what these taste I'll again make you smarter
oh no looking what's the circumference of pie here goes Smarties all guys this
is looking awesome okay we have some mini Reese's Pieces oh
those are my favorite butter cups oh nice dude what are the hobbits things
are massive no what is it covered Oreo that is insane dude that looks amazing I
mean it's still not you'd be better than my drink cuz my drink has all the nice
yummy candies in it but I gotta hand it to Logan these chocolates do look really
good and I kind of want to try some okay guys next we have caramel balls
what lookaside caramel that's a lotta caramel wow that looks really yummy and
last but not least we have no Henry fights oh one of my favorite candy bars
alright I got it that looks pretty good but look and I have a question for you
Wow how are you gonna mix all this together I mean I use I mean I used coke
and sprite and nestea what are you gonna use chocolate milk Oh since Jake's drink
is half made let's make his drink and then we'll finish mine alright daddy's
got his drink ready and now we just find the time to put my candy in I don't know
if it's gonna cause an explosion of fizzy we're about to find out in 3 2 1 oh you can see the teeth left here a
little disease whoa that smells like fruit it actually smells really good
guys it's time to put the top on the blender and blend this thing up and see
what we get of course safety Goggan there's a nerd in my goggles okay
now safety first lets blend this thing up in 200 the cup there's a bunch of
candy at the bottom here I'm gonna try and get some of that full chunks of
stuff right so I guess the cool thing about this drink is that not only is it
a drink but it's also part smoothie so you know you get a little bit of a
little bit of candy chunks in here as well mix it in with your drink so I'm
gonna get a few more candy chunks in here there is a lot of stuff in here
also the weird thing is there's a lot of foam my taste test the phone can the
foam is very sour very very sour foam hopefully the rest of the drink doesn't
is sour and there you guys have the world's youngest drink as Z by Papa JT I
know what you're thinking you're thinking Papa Jake the world's yummy
streak why is it brown I don't know it doesn't look that yummy okay I know what
you're thinking pop Jake that doesn't look yummy oh it's brown it's got chunks
of stuff at the bottom but trust me this is gonna be the yummy is drink and I'm
gonna win this challenge but now that I have my drink ready I
think it's time for low B the blend is and then we will do the taste test
together decide who is the yummy string all right guys here is the bowl of
chocolaty goodness alright we are gonna load it up into the blender yeah that
looks good all right and we got more chocolate to
top it on chuckling milk oh that looks chocolatey safety goggles
on the world's youngest chocolate is drink in three two one oh that is so cool all right lift the
lid off it's like Oh solid okay here we go ready oh dude that's like a
next-level it's yours like it's like a chocolate ice cream milkshake
here's Jakes and here's mine all right I.
Got on me yours might look a little bit
better it's a bit more consistent although my does have all the candies at
the bottom and it's got a lot of really yummy candies in it it's time to taste
test both of our drinks and find out which one is the most yummiest let's do
this cheers Jake Cheers all right here we go - what good is it
the best drink ever oh gee look at try it on this challenge I really did but
that was the worst food I've ever tasted in my life it is sour and sweet and just
terrible I mean if the way it looks is any indicator what it tastes like it
looks like what it tastes I think we come to a conclusion on Jake we have not
so new conclusion of who has won this challenge yet whoa you still need to try
all right all right i'ma try my drink happily the world's yummiest drink oh how is it I'm trying to I'm trying to
figure out what I'm tasting it's it's amazing yeah you gotta try it oh did you
pour me some water try this oh my it did not amazing good it's like a chocolate milk s1y this
might be the greatest drink I've ever had in my life I think you won this
challenge and I'm happy to admit it because like
it's dripless I think we have a winner here it looks like my attempt to makes
all the candy in the world did not turn out but Logan's our tech mixing all the
chocolate with a hint of peanut butter no that is that is the Reese's in here
this made the greatest Rigby fact you could like I said make this even better
by adding it to the freezer maybe cooling it down a little bit but guys I
think we've done it I think we have officially made the world yummy is drink
the like it says though guys if you want to do more drink challenges smack the
like button down below we also came up with the idea to make the world's
yummiest chocolate bar by combining all the chocolate bars in the world I think
that won't be really yummy but let me know down below dads we have any
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Hey guys, so, I just kind of recorded this entire thing and my camera didn't record it. So now, I'm kind of afraid it's gonna do that again. Hopefully it doesn't. Buuuuuut let's pretend that I didn't do this already.
What's soup everyone, it is Krist, and today, I'm making the two most beautiful drinks I possibly ever made. I've done rainbow water; I've done galaxy water, and I'm doing something else that's also in the sky. I'm making a sunset drink and a cloudy drink, and they're both so pretty, and I feel like you should seriously try this out, maybe even try selling it for some fundraising thing, I don't even know. It's super colorful, major eye candy, and I'm gonna shut up now Lettuce begin.
I'm starting off with a tea base. So, I'm making a super blue pigmented drink by using a magical secret ingredient called butterfly pea tea. This is an organic dried flower from Thailand and it has many benefits such as strengthening the hair, and improving eyesight, but most importantly, it gives off a natural blue pigment that can also change to a violet colour. So, it's pretty cool, and I'm just letting that soak in the water for a few minutes.
For the red pigment, if you saw earlier, I just used 3 bags of strawberry hibiscus tea and I'm letting that soak for another few minutes. Yeah. I got some light coconut milk and some Truvia, and I'm mixing that together for the white cloudy colour, but you could use any sweetener you want for this. Okay, now to assemble the cloudy drink, all I did was add some ice, and pour in the butterfly pea tea liquid, and lastly, the white coconut milk mixture.
The ice is used to slow down the mixing process of the two liquids and this to me, just looks like a soothing cloudy sky. Delicious. For the beautiful sunset drink, you're gonna need some passion fruit juice. You could also use lemonade, or orange juice, or any kind of liquid that has a yellowish color to it.
So, I filled up the bottle about halfway, and again, I used the ice as kind of like, a layer/filter/blocker/mcjigger, and then, I poured in a little bit of the strawberry hibiscus tea and this just blended so well with the yellow. The yellow's kind of like the sun, and then the red blends in with the yellow, and it's like, a warm, fiery blend. Oh, it's so beautiful. And then, the most exciting part, afterwards, I pour in the butterfly pea tea and then it just mixes with the red and the yellow, and automatically creates this purple, violet, indigo-ish color.
It's so beautiful, it will blow your mind. Oh. My God. This is so beautiful, I can't even.
It's way more beautiful in person. It's like, when you see it reflect through the light... Oh my gosh, it looked so, so pretty. This is the most beautiful drink I've ever created.
It is time for the Krist Taste Test. I have my handy-dandy glass straw, so maybe I'll look cool while I drink it. I don't wanna mix it. It's been like this for a really long time, so it just actually, just naturally stay separated like this.
[Angelic background music] (gasps) This tastes sooo good! Wow, this is actually PERFECT. SO PERFECT. Mmmm. Whoa, hold up.
Wait. So, the base of this is actually Welch's passion fruit juice, and I remember my mom used to buy this, and I used to crave it, because it's so refreshing. Yeah. There's grape juice; there's corn syrup; not the healthiest, BUT, is there even passion fruit? Oh yeah, there's some passion fruit in here.
Really sweet and fruity, and yum. The only problem is it's a little too sweet. So, when you add in the strawberry hibiscus tea and the butterfly pea tea, basically, like, half water, half sweetness concentrate, and mixed together, I feel like it's just a really good balance. Mmmm.
I actually wanna add in more of the blue stuff. I just spilled that all on the carpet. Mmhmm. NOOOOOO.
I seriously give this a 10/10. This cloud drink, on the other hand, it's a bit of a fail. Let's be real. Let's try the wonderful, beautiful cloudy drink.
This one is not as beautiful as the sunset drink. I already chug it up, so, sorry. But, let's give this a try. Yeah, I can't pretend like I didn't try this already, but it tastes pretty much just like coconut milk, with a little bit of sugar.
I added some Truvia to it. You can sweeten it up more if you want. Taste-wise, I'd give it like, a 5/10, but the sunset drink is still my favorite. Alright guys, this was a short and simple sweet video, but I still hope you guys enjoyed it, if you guys want more videos like these, more Krist Taste Test videos, please give it a thumbs up.
Thanks to all these people for supporting me on Patreon. Thank you all, just for watching this video and supporting me. I have a second lifestyle channel if you didn't know already, and I will leave that down below. Please go check it out, if you haven't already, because I'm not gonna shut up about it, so...
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Thanks for subscribing. I guess that's all, and I think I'm gonna go now. Bye guys!.
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you in the beginning. - What? (Both laugh) Alright, yeah. - Do you love me as much
as your birth children? - Oh, see.
(All laugh) I've spent a lot of time with you and I've gotten to know you
so I, it's a weird thing that you have worked your
way into my heart like that. - Aw.
- Yeah. So basically, it sounds like you love me more than your biological kids. - You know, I don't wanna hurt
anybody's feelings like that.
- I know, and I'm spilling all the beans. - What's your honest unfiltered
opinion of my love life. Any advice, question mark. (Laughs) - You've had a bunch of boyfriends, which, which is cool, I guess.
- She needs to find somebody that thinks more of her as
a person than an object, like a lot of the boyfriends
I've seen in the past. - True that. - Has my other parent
caused you a lot of trouble? - Never, I love your mother. - Has my other parent
caused you a lot of trouble? - Oh no, absolutely not.
- What about in the beginning? - Nah, I'm a bully, your mom will write. I hate to put it out there, I don't think you wanna fuck with me. I just don't think he
wants to fuck with me. - Have you ever stolen from me? - No, but I've stolen from mom.
- Ah. - I stole so much stuff from her. - Ah god, let's write this down. What's the list? - Change out of her, you
know that drawer you guys had with all your lube inside of it? - Oh, what the hell, the lube.
- I've stolen all the coins out of there. You guys used to leave your
fucking lube on the counter- - Come on, now. That's the wrong word to say,
come on, now, that's horrible. - And the lube is all over the table.
(Laughs) - Oh, oh god that's... If your mom wasn't in the
picture would you date me? Are you frigging kidding me? - This is the worst
question ever in history. - Remember it's not illegal. Are you kidding me bro? (All laugh) - Absolutely not.
- No, no. - No! - What, what, why not? (Laughs) - If your mom or dad
wasn't in the picture, would you date me? - I'm 22.
- I'm 34. - I mean, no, I've seen a
picture of your balls before. - Oh, what? - Too pale for me.
- Oh hell, no. (Crew member laughs) - Oh god. - Describe how you lost your virginity. - I'm just not, no.
To my virginity. - Describe how you lost your virginity. - My current girlfriend at the time, she was like babysitting
the house, house sitting. Basically at that point I had decided I'm gonna give it to her.
Like give her the vagina,
I mean... (All laugh) - Shot on that? - Yes. - Have you ever had a
threesome with my mom? Would you and with who? - I can't believe you
guys asked, no, no, no, and I'll still take a drink. This is how we're gonna do it.
- Baby, would you have a three way? - Never had one with my... (Both laugh) - I don't wanna know the
answer to that question either. Are you kidding me? - Honey, have you ever had a threesome? God. That's cold.
- Oh no. Okay, have you ever caught me
masturbating or having sex? - No. - Yes. - Have you ever caught me
masturbating or having sex? - Oh god.
- Can we reverse this question? - No. - In eighth grade, when, you
know, you go to summer camp and take your disposable camera. My mom went and got them developed and I'm going through my camp pictures. My mom ended up taking a picture.
- This is the coldest shit ever, bro. - Of this person, completely naked just. - Our relationship is not traditional. I think we're more like friends.
So listen, he tells me really
fucked up shit all the time. He hits me up and he goes, 'I have a really funny story to tell you.' 'Me and your mom were doggy
styling it and my (beep)' 'just like bent on her (beep)." - Come to find out,
doctor said, pretty much, in layman's terms you have a broke dick. - When you die, what role do you want me
to play at your funeral. - I don't really want a funeral.
- You don't want a funeral at all? - It's a waste of time. - What am I getting in the will? - All my debt. (Crew members laugh) - You, drink. - Have you wrote your will yet? - Yeah.
- Am I in it? - I know my significance, that's that. - Hopefully I go before your mother does. They'd be the rock that she'll need. - If you could, would you want your parents
to get back together, even if it means losing me? - No, the dynamic that you
and my dad play in my life creates like this super dad.
- Would you want your
parents to get back together? - No. - Hell no. First off, 'cause I would lose you, second off, 'cause they
shouldn't be together. - Right.
- That would be weird.
That would be super weird. - My brother would have never happened if you wouldn't have met mom. I couldn't imagine like not having grown up being your daughter. - I do love you very much and I'm glad that you came
into my life everyday.
- [Crew Member] Aw. - Aw. - I love you. - I love you, Annie.
- Love you. - Love you too. - Thank you, Vee, love you. - Love you, too.
(Laughs) - My son. - Thank you for doing this with me. - Yes. (Crew members applaud) - Ah shit.
- What's the kinkiest thing that you and mom have done? - Going out on the back
porch on the balcony, two or three o'clock in
the morning, butt naked. - Remind me not to go
on the balcony again. - It's too late. (Laughs) - My name is Jazmin.
- My name is Kevin Miller. - This is my stepdad. - This is my stepdaughter. - [Interviewer] How long? - Eight years.
- Yes, about eight years. (Jazmin laughs) - Have you ever had a threesome with Mom? Would you? - Never had one, with mom. (Both laughing) Baby, would you have a three-way? - [Wife] Hell, no. Somebody could seriously get hurt.
- You go girl. (Both laughing) See, that's why I don't think about it. I might as well just put it outta my mind. All right.
Oh geez. Have you ever stolen from me? - No, what is there to steal? (Woman laughing) - Geez. (Jazmin laughing) - What? - Geez. - You don't have anything.
Have you ever cheated on Mom? - No. - What's the closest you've come to it? - I went out one night and did some things that
I shouldn't have done. I let somebody get too close. - What does that mean, get too close? (Kevin sighs, Jazmin laughs) - I'm gonna take a shot on that one.
Wow, I see how this is gonna go now. - Pull a card. - Okay, yeah, it's my turn now. Alright, if your mom or
dad wasn't in the picture, oh God! (Jazmin laughs) Really? - What's the question? - If your mom or dad
wasn't in the picture, would you date me? - Oh hell no.
- What you mean, hell no? Why not? - No. - What, I'm too old? - Yeah, for one.
- I'm not your type. - You're bald for two. - What bald got to do with it? - I don't want anyone who's bald.
What's one thing you'd change about me? (Kevin sighs) - I like you, who you are. I mean, you know. - But there's nothing that irritates the shit out of you, that I do? - [Wife] You can be a
little bit more honest. - Well, I don't know,
maybe (Jazmin laughs) the weed smoking then.
All right, yeah, the weed smoking. - [Wife] Yeah. - 'Cause, of any parent,
you want to see your kids achieve as much as they can. And smoking weed, sometimes, is gonna stop you from doing some of the things
that you wanna do.
- Yeah, I'm never gonna let that-- - Well, that's good. - Happen. - Well, how often do you smoke? - Every night. (Laughing) What's the meanest thing you've ever said about me to my mom? (Kevin sighs) - That damn cheesecake
you made, (Jazmin laughs) I couldn't stand it.
(Woman laughing) - What, the one I made for Fourth of July? - I didn't like it, I'm
sorry. (Jazmin laughs) I didn't like it. - Was it that bad? - I am sorry baby. - New recipe.
- Oh my God, okay. Have, (both laughing) have you ever heard me
and your mom having sex? - No, because I would have
been banging on the door, being like, shut the fuck up. - Okay. (Both laughing) - Are you guys quiet? - Pretty much.
- I mean, I guess Jayden's
room is next to yours. - Yeah, you gotta be
quiet. (Jazmin laughs) Gotta get up, creak the door closed. Jayden knocks on the door now, every time he sees the door closed.
- Well, I hope he walks
in on you guys one time. (Jazmin laughing) - No, no, he don't wanna see that. He don't wanna see that. - What's the kinkiest thing
that you and Mom have done? (Both laughing) - I don't know.
Me and your mom have
done some wild things. I don't know. (Jazmin laughs) Going out on the back
porch on the balcony, two or three o'clock in
the morning, butt naked. The chair's is leaning--
- Is that why it's crooked? - Yeah.
Every chair out there, that you guys sit in. - Every chair we sit in? - Pretty much. - Would you help me bury the body or turn me in? - Oh, definitely, we bury it. We bury the body.
(Woman laughing) Definitely. (Kevin laughs) - We do Fried Green Tomatoes style. Barbecue 'em, serve 'em. - I love you baby.
- I love you too. - Okay. (Laughing) (glass clanks) - [Interviewer] Good job, y'all. - Yay.
(Cheering) - I know look, people, look. Thank you, hey, mm. (Kissing) Love you. - Love you too.
- God. - You're not that damn old. - You know my back be hurtin'. (Jazmin groans, laughs).
- Do you ever wish I was your real dad? - I always think of what
a kid would look like if you and my mom had a kid,
(Mike laughs) and I don't think I
would really want that. (Mike laughs) - Damn, bro. - I'm Aunjoli.
- Mike. - 25 Years.
- Yeah.
- I'm 27. - Oh no, I was just visiting. (Mike laughs)
(Aunjoli snorts) - I'll go first. Whoo.
(Classic symphonic music) No!
(Mike laughs) I don't wanna know this one. Can you just take a drink? - You ain't even going
to ask me the question? - Have you ever had a
threesome with my mom? Would you and with who? (Aunjoli laughs) - I can't believe you guys asked. No, no, and no. And I still take a drink if that's okay? This is how we gonna do it? - Have you ever had a
threesome ever in your life? - Mm-mmm.
- That's a lie.
(Mike laughs)
- No, I haven't. Okay, next question.
(Aunjoli chuckles) What were your first impressions of me? - I thought you were cool 'cause you had a whole bunch of cars, and you got me things. Yeah, he definitely bought my affection. Have you ever caught me
masturbating or having sex? - Absolutely not.
Are you kidding me? - Can we reverse this question? - No. No! Do not! - Do you know--
(Mike laughs) - Ani, you should not
supposed to put that out. - So this one time, when, so this is like in 8th grade, when you go to summer camp and
take your disposable camera. My mom went and got them developed and I'm going through my camp pictures.
- Bro! - And my mom ended up taking a picture, - This is the code.
- Of this person, completely naked, just.
(Mike laughs) And...
(Laughs) - I wasn't masturbating though. Your mom thought that was
the funniest shit ever, and I was so freaking embarrassed. (Aunjoli snickers)
Oh my God, bro. (Crew laughs) - Yes!
- No! (Crew applauds)
Are you freaking kidding me? Next man, let's get off of that one.
If your mom wasn't in the
picture would you date me? Remember it's not illegal. Are you kidding me? (Crew laughs) Are you kidding me bro? - Absolutely not.
- Thank you. - What makes you a
better lover than my dad? - I think just everything. You saw the picture, I'm just.
(Laughs) - Anyways, next question.
- Thank you. Oh my God. What's something you wish
I would do differently in my relationship with your mom? - You should pay attention
to the little things. One day just bring her
flowers just for no reason.
- Really? Okay. - Would your marriage to
my mom have been easier without me in the picture?
- Yeah! We couldn't really do a lot because she was a mom, a young mom and she would make me come over late. - That's when I was little, little. - Yeah, she might've
let me come over earlier if you weren't there, so that
might've changed some shit.
(Crew laughs) I might've been able to
get over there for dinner. She always sayin', "Ani's not asleep yet." And I had to come over afterwards. She did that forever. - Anyways, next question.
- If you could, would you want your parents
to get back together? - Like my biological dad? - Even if it means losing me? - No because the dynamic that
you and my dad play in my life creates this one super dad. So I wouldn't ask for another
stepdad, that's for sure. - Nah.
(Aunjoli snorts) You need some shots, man. These questions are
kind of emotionally deep in their own right.
- Are you gonna cry?
- No. - I want you to cry.
- I'm not a crier. (Glasses clinking) I can't even picture that. - No.
Do you love me as much
as your birth children? - Oh, see! (Aunjoli and crew laughs) I've spent a lot of time with you and I've got to know you. So yeah, you actually deal with me more than my biological children. - So, basically it sounds like you love me more than your biological kids. - I don't want to hurt
anybody's feelings like that.
I think you guys are all loved the same. - Mike, it's okay.
(Mike laughs) - I won't contest it,
but I'm not gonna say it 'cause it just doesn't, I wouldn't like that comin'
out of my dad's mouth. So, I love you guys all, everybody I got. - Thanksgiving's gonna be a wreck.
(Mike laughs) - It is. (Crew applauds)
- Yay! - [Mike] Oh shit. - [Director] And cut!.
