a kid would look like if you and my mom had a kid,
(Mike laughs) and I don't think I
would really want that. (Mike laughs) - Damn, bro. - I'm Aunjoli.
- Mike. - 25 Years.
- Yeah.
- I'm 27. - Oh no, I was just visiting. (Mike laughs)
(Aunjoli snorts) - I'll go first. Whoo.
(Classic symphonic music) No!
(Mike laughs) I don't wanna know this one. Can you just take a drink? - You ain't even going
to ask me the question? - Have you ever had a
threesome with my mom? Would you and with who? (Aunjoli laughs) - I can't believe you guys asked. No, no, and no. And I still take a drink if that's okay? This is how we gonna do it? - Have you ever had a
threesome ever in your life? - Mm-mmm.
- That's a lie.
(Mike laughs)
- No, I haven't. Okay, next question.
(Aunjoli chuckles) What were your first impressions of me? - I thought you were cool 'cause you had a whole bunch of cars, and you got me things. Yeah, he definitely bought my affection. Have you ever caught me
masturbating or having sex? - Absolutely not.
Are you kidding me? - Can we reverse this question? - No. No! Do not! - Do you know--
(Mike laughs) - Ani, you should not
supposed to put that out. - So this one time, when, so this is like in 8th grade, when you go to summer camp and
take your disposable camera. My mom went and got them developed and I'm going through my camp pictures.
- Bro! - And my mom ended up taking a picture, - This is the code.
- Of this person, completely naked, just.
(Mike laughs) And...
(Laughs) - I wasn't masturbating though. Your mom thought that was
the funniest shit ever, and I was so freaking embarrassed. (Aunjoli snickers)
Oh my God, bro. (Crew laughs) - Yes!
- No! (Crew applauds)
Are you freaking kidding me? Next man, let's get off of that one.
If your mom wasn't in the
picture would you date me? Remember it's not illegal. Are you kidding me? (Crew laughs) Are you kidding me bro? - Absolutely not.
- Thank you. - What makes you a
better lover than my dad? - I think just everything. You saw the picture, I'm just.
(Laughs) - Anyways, next question.
- Thank you. Oh my God. What's something you wish
I would do differently in my relationship with your mom? - You should pay attention
to the little things. One day just bring her
flowers just for no reason.
- Really? Okay. - Would your marriage to
my mom have been easier without me in the picture?
- Yeah! We couldn't really do a lot because she was a mom, a young mom and she would make me come over late. - That's when I was little, little. - Yeah, she might've
let me come over earlier if you weren't there, so that
might've changed some shit.
(Crew laughs) I might've been able to
get over there for dinner. She always sayin', "Ani's not asleep yet." And I had to come over afterwards. She did that forever. - Anyways, next question.
- If you could, would you want your parents
to get back together? - Like my biological dad? - Even if it means losing me? - No because the dynamic that
you and my dad play in my life creates this one super dad. So I wouldn't ask for another
stepdad, that's for sure. - Nah.
(Aunjoli snorts) You need some shots, man. These questions are
kind of emotionally deep in their own right.
- Are you gonna cry?
- No. - I want you to cry.
- I'm not a crier. (Glasses clinking) I can't even picture that. - No.
Do you love me as much
as your birth children? - Oh, see! (Aunjoli and crew laughs) I've spent a lot of time with you and I've got to know you. So yeah, you actually deal with me more than my biological children. - So, basically it sounds like you love me more than your biological kids. - I don't want to hurt
anybody's feelings like that.
I think you guys are all loved the same. - Mike, it's okay.
(Mike laughs) - I won't contest it,
but I'm not gonna say it 'cause it just doesn't, I wouldn't like that comin'
out of my dad's mouth. So, I love you guys all, everybody I got. - Thanksgiving's gonna be a wreck.
(Mike laughs) - It is. (Crew applauds)
- Yay! - [Mike] Oh shit. - [Director] And cut!.
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