picture, would you date me? Remember, it's not illegal. Are you kidding me bro? (All laugh) (orchestral music) - I'm Angelie.
- Mike. - My name is Severa.
- My name's Jose. - This is my step-dad.
- This is my step-daughter. - 17 Years apart. My parents are 17 years apart. - You answer that.
- 25 Years.
- Yeah. - Oh no, I was just visiting. (Laughs) - Ready? - Are you?
- No. - Cheers.
- What were your first
impressions of me and be honest. - I was kind of skeptical. - I thought you were
cool 'cause you had like a whole bunch of cars
and you got me things. I wouldn't ask for another
step-dad, that's for sure.
- Oh. (Both laugh) - I didn't really like
you in the beginning. - What? (Both laugh) Alright, yeah. - Do you love me as much
as your birth children? - Oh, see.
(All laugh) I've spent a lot of time with you and I've gotten to know you
so I, it's a weird thing that you have worked your
way into my heart like that. - Aw.
- Yeah. So basically, it sounds like you love me more than your biological kids. - You know, I don't wanna hurt
anybody's feelings like that.
- I know, and I'm spilling all the beans. - What's your honest unfiltered
opinion of my love life. Any advice, question mark. (Laughs) - You've had a bunch of boyfriends, which, which is cool, I guess.
- She needs to find somebody that thinks more of her as
a person than an object, like a lot of the boyfriends
I've seen in the past. - True that. - Has my other parent
caused you a lot of trouble? - Never, I love your mother. - Has my other parent
caused you a lot of trouble? - Oh no, absolutely not.
- What about in the beginning? - Nah, I'm a bully, your mom will write. I hate to put it out there, I don't think you wanna fuck with me. I just don't think he
wants to fuck with me. - Have you ever stolen from me? - No, but I've stolen from mom.
- Ah. - I stole so much stuff from her. - Ah god, let's write this down. What's the list? - Change out of her, you
know that drawer you guys had with all your lube inside of it? - Oh, what the hell, the lube.
- I've stolen all the coins out of there. You guys used to leave your
fucking lube on the counter- - Come on, now. That's the wrong word to say,
come on, now, that's horrible. - And the lube is all over the table.
(Laughs) - Oh, oh god that's... If your mom wasn't in the
picture would you date me? Are you frigging kidding me? - This is the worst
question ever in history. - Remember it's not illegal. Are you kidding me bro? (All laugh) - Absolutely not.
- No, no. - No! - What, what, why not? (Laughs) - If your mom or dad
wasn't in the picture, would you date me? - I'm 22.
- I'm 34. - I mean, no, I've seen a
picture of your balls before. - Oh, what? - Too pale for me.
- Oh hell, no. (Crew member laughs) - Oh god. - Describe how you lost your virginity. - I'm just not, no.
To my virginity. - Describe how you lost your virginity. - My current girlfriend at the time, she was like babysitting
the house, house sitting. Basically at that point I had decided I'm gonna give it to her.
Like give her the vagina,
I mean... (All laugh) - Shot on that? - Yes. - Have you ever had a
threesome with my mom? Would you and with who? - I can't believe you
guys asked, no, no, no, and I'll still take a drink. This is how we're gonna do it.
- Baby, would you have a three way? - Never had one with my... (Both laugh) - I don't wanna know the
answer to that question either. Are you kidding me? - Honey, have you ever had a threesome? God. That's cold.
- Oh no. Okay, have you ever caught me
masturbating or having sex? - No. - Yes. - Have you ever caught me
masturbating or having sex? - Oh god.
- Can we reverse this question? - No. - In eighth grade, when, you
know, you go to summer camp and take your disposable camera. My mom went and got them developed and I'm going through my camp pictures. My mom ended up taking a picture.
- This is the coldest shit ever, bro. - Of this person, completely naked just. - Our relationship is not traditional. I think we're more like friends.
So listen, he tells me really
fucked up shit all the time. He hits me up and he goes, 'I have a really funny story to tell you.' 'Me and your mom were doggy
styling it and my (beep)' 'just like bent on her (beep)." - Come to find out,
doctor said, pretty much, in layman's terms you have a broke dick. - When you die, what role do you want me
to play at your funeral. - I don't really want a funeral.
- You don't want a funeral at all? - It's a waste of time. - What am I getting in the will? - All my debt. (Crew members laugh) - You, drink. - Have you wrote your will yet? - Yeah.
- Am I in it? - I know my significance, that's that. - Hopefully I go before your mother does. They'd be the rock that she'll need. - If you could, would you want your parents
to get back together, even if it means losing me? - No, the dynamic that you
and my dad play in my life creates like this super dad.
- Would you want your
parents to get back together? - No. - Hell no. First off, 'cause I would lose you, second off, 'cause they
shouldn't be together. - Right.
- That would be weird.
That would be super weird. - My brother would have never happened if you wouldn't have met mom. I couldn't imagine like not having grown up being your daughter. - I do love you very much and I'm glad that you came
into my life everyday.
- [Crew Member] Aw. - Aw. - I love you. - I love you, Annie.
- Love you. - Love you too. - Thank you, Vee, love you. - Love you, too.
(Laughs) - My son. - Thank you for doing this with me. - Yes. (Crew members applaud) - Ah shit.
- [Crew Member] That was good..
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