In-Laws Play Truth or DrinkTruth or DrinkCut

- What do you find most
sexy about my daughter? - Her butt, I mean, like, you know, I immediately went to
like you know, sex things. She's gorgeous. - So you're having sex
with my daughter's butt? - No. (Fancy music) - Mother-in-law.

- Son-in-law. - He will be my father-in-law,
his name is Ned. - Oh goodness. - 16 Years.

- So first off, Brian is my only. (Laughs) She did, oh, you're gonna bring that up? Yes, she did. - I made him move out of the basement. - Yes! - Okay, go ahead, shoot.

- Were you a virgin when
you met my daughter? - No, I was definitely not. - How many people did
you sleep with before you married my daughter? - Nine. - So she made 10. - She was 10.

- When did you first sleep with my son? - We waited a few weeks. - Nice, a few weeks. - The first time we had sex
was on his living room couch, while his current girlfriend
was in their bedroom. It happened, and that was like a year before we got together.

- Well, let's just do this then. - What did you first think about me when I started dating your daughter? - I was wondering why she was dating you. - Where did you meet my son? - At a New Year's Eve party - And, tell me more. - I was wearing a skirt with no underwear (laughs) - Have you ever had sex in my house? - I knew this question was gonna come up.

- You've had sex in my house? Oh you fucker, oh. You and Jesse are in so
much trouble right now. - What are you talking about? I took a drink, that
doesn't mean anything. - It means you don't
wanna tell me the truth! - What is your least
favorite thing about me? - Oh my, - It's okay, you can be honest.

- Really? - Yeah. - I'm gonna say it,
sometimes you're insensitive and I'm not gonna say anything more, and I'm gonna drink to that. - Sometimes I'm insensitive, ah. - Do you think me and
your daughter will last? That's a really long
pause for that question.

- What do you think is my worst habit? - When I'm trying to be
confrontational with you, you do this, look, look. - No (laughs) - I hate that. (Laughs) - I can't look at you in the face. - Do you think I take good
enough care of your daughter? - No.

- Really? - Mm-hmm. - No, wait, really? - Mm-hmm. - Do you think I take good
enough care of your son? (Laughs) What? Why are you laughing? - It seems like he does a lot of chores. - You got a double shot of this? - She needs a cleaning lady,
and she needs a landscaper.

- Okay, so when you guys
collude together and kill me and collect the insurance money,
you can buy all that shit. - Yes. (Laughs) - Jesus Is this what you guys
talk about all day long? - What's the worst thing you've ever said about me to my partner? You can't drink - I can't drink? You wanna
know the worst thing... - I wanna know this one.

- That you probably need to zip it, and that's as far as
I'm gonna go with that. - Okay. - Are you a good lover to my son? - Aww - Are you a good lover to my son? - Yes, sometimes. - How often do you have sex? Better be more than once a week.

- It's not once a week (gasps) - Poor Brian. (Laughs) - How often? - Twice a week, but if it
was up to me, everyday. That's all on him. - That's all on him.

- How often do you sleep with my daughter? - Probably once a week. - God I'm getting laid more than you. - Okay, that's good to know. She's pregnant though.

She's watching Real Housewives- - No she wants to bone you,
and you're playing video games, so what the fuck? - Whoa, apparently based on her statistics is that we're just boning plenty enough. - I've heard. - What do you mean you've heard? - You have a reputation. - Yes (laughs) - Oh, fuck, are you kidding me? - I don't know, I just heard
that yours is very large.

- Cut that, oh my god. I can't believe, how
many shots have you had? Are you fucking kidding me right now? It's only gonna be on the
internet for fucking ever, so that's cool. - I don't want this one. - What is it? - Hm-mmh - No.

- Yeah, but. - Just ask, this is a easy one. - Have you ever cheated on my son? If not, have you ever come close? - No, why is that so hard for you to ask? - Because that would hurt
him so bad, if he thought. - I have never come close.

(Laughs) Your son is everything. - Aw, thank you. - Have you ever cheated on my daughter? - No. No.

No. No. No. No.

- Why'd you look away? - That's after like three nos though. - Have you guys ever gotten
close to breaking up? (Laughs) - Have you guys ever gotten
close to breaking up? - Yeah. We just weren't on the
same page about everything, and, now we are, so we're good. - Long haul.

- Got things, ya know,
yeah that's what it is, that's what a relationship
is, you have problems, you talk about them and you fix them. - I'm so thankful that you're
my granddaughter's mother. She's an extraordinary
mom, I mean how could I have ever asked for anything more? And my friend, you are one
of my best friends, too. - Yeah, I'm thankful for the relationship you have with Jesse and that if him and I are having
a problem or something I can call you, and you're neutral about things and you talk to me and you're often on my side.

- Yeah, I love you, too. - I love you. - Alright, let's do it, last one. - If you weren't married to my
daughter, would you like me? - Yes, yeah.

Yeah definitely. I think that we vibe, I think we have the same
kind of sense of humor, we would have talked, hung out. - I would have liked you too. - Let's take another shot, I really hope, thank you so much for doing this with me, I know this is kinda crazy
but I hope you had fun, and I had a lot of fun.

- I had fun too. - Good job, girl. (Laughs) - I love you. - I love you, too.

- I love you so much. - I do too, I love you so much. - I don't know if I can say
I learned anything about you. Except that you want me to do more chores.

- And that you had sex in my house! - What, who said that? - Oh, you fucker..

Identical Twins Play Truth or DrinkTruth or DrinkCut

- Aww...Read it with me, - [Both] is life better as a twin? Yes.  Eine Klein Nachtmusik, W. A. Mozart  - My name is Shane, I'm twin number one - My name is Brad, I'm twin number two - I'm Terence Spencer
- I'm Tanola Spencer - The T twins
- The T twins (giggles) - We're twin sisters
- Twin sisters - Oh yeah
- Yeah - If you're a twin like, they
always group you together like you're never your
name anymore, you're always - [Both] the twins.

- Kind of, I mean we think very similarly - Three, two, one
- (both) Night Moves - Ohhhh! Shit! - Oh, three, two, one
- [Both] Marcus - Favorite drug? - Three, two, one: Claritin?
- This'll be... (Shane laughs and claps, crew laughs) - What the fuck is...? Who came up with these questions? (Tanola laughs with crew)
- [Camera Man] Can you read... - Have you ever thought of
killing me and taking my place? (Laughter)
That is dark! - Have you ever thought of
killing me and taking my place? (Laughs)
- The fuck? Nope.
- No. - Nuh - Yes, like...
- What?! - Just to have my own identity - I wasn't aware of half of this Blair.
- I concocted a whole thing.

- Ooh, you would know this too! Have we ever slept with the same person? - Have we?
- I don't know, have we? - I don't know, have we?!
- I don't know! (Both twins laugh) - Have we ever slept with the same person? - No
- You probably slept- (laughter)
- What else don't I know? - No chance baby!
- Yuh! Brad is of the homosex persuasion, and I'm of the heterosex persuasion. Therefore, I've never been in
a B, he's never been in a V. - Cheers bitch
- Toast - What's the funniest trick
we played on people as twins? - We didn't play fuck
with anybody that much - 'Cause we're not dicks!
We don't wanna like... - No, no no...
- "Be those twins" - I think it's just
'cause we were pussies.

I think we just got nervous.
Remember? 'Cause in seventh grade,
"lets switch classes," and then, right when we did it, I remember sitting in class like so, so nervous!
- Sweating, like bullets Just this stuff, it's
gonna come any minute. - Yeah, like something bad's gonna happen, or Ms. Jacobs is gonna come and expel us on site or something. - Yeah
- I went right back to class - What are your biggest
complaints about my partner? - Hmmm
(nervous giggles) - Okay - What are your biggest
complaints about my partner? - Oooh...

(Giggles)
- I knew that this... - He's selfish, and he acts
like an only child all the time - He's a good guy, but I don't... - Do you think he's attractive? - No, I don't think he's attractive at all - Oh really?
- No - Is there anything
physically different about us? Are even our genitals the same? (Laughter) I'm pretty happy with my penis size. - I don't think that's the question dude (laughter) - You have slimmer cheeks than I do - Slimmer cheeks...
- You're more rugged, you're like the...
- Bigger these ones? - No!
No way! - Yes
- No way! What?! - How do mom tell us apart?
- She guessed.

- Facts.
For most of, oh... Hey Tano, Tey, Tano, Tey, Ter-, come here. (Laughter)
Come over here. - Yeah - Would you ever...This
is fuckin' great dude! Would you ever have a three-some with me? - Absolutely not
- Why not man? - Next question.
- You didn't say why not - No
- For the record, I wouldn't either, but I wanna know...

- Why do we need to get into it then? - Just answer the fucking question dude - Why I wouldn't have
a three-some with you? - Yes
- It's because we're twins! - All the time, people
ask us, but I don't think 'cause like at the end of the day, you're gonna favor one of us.
- Yeah - And I will be pissed if it ain't me - Yeah
- So... - Hey no, next question: do
people try to fetishize us? Yeah.
- All the time - All the time - Could we have a two-for-one deal? - Yeah, no
- No, there's no coupon for us - There's like a whole
fucking section of like twin fetish porn, and it's really gross. - It's like when you
accidentally scroll through, and you're looking for
something normal and racy - Yeah, right.
- Like I've seen it, fist thing grows, seen it, seen it... - Yeah yeah yeah
- twin-cess, eh.

- I feel like I've had girlfriends
who have come up to me, and been like: before we were dating, I pictured both of you two fucking me. - Just Eiffel Tower,
- Not that we would do it. - Isn't it like she's below-?
- No no no - Doing that
- Yeah - And we're just like
- Other in bow - This in bow
- It's a one-time Eiffel Tower It's like a
(high fives) We're doing it!
- What?! - What do we hold a fuckin' teepee? For the whole time?
- Yeah, yeah I think so. - That sounds like a lot of arm work.

- Can you please ask another question? - Yup - Who would win in a fist fight? - Probably me.
- Probably me. - Well I did take martial arts. - Oh you took martial arts
(laughter) - Fuck you!
- You took martial arts huh? - Yeah! - Oh it's bad, this is so bad. - What if we're locked for eternity? - Incoming
- What if we can't move? - And then, we'll...
Oh no! You're so much stronger than I am! I worked out earlier
today, you did nothing! - Yes
(crew cheers) - Godammit, that's
embarrassing, that's on film.

- What's the worst thing
that I have ever done to you? - To me?
- Yeah. - When you were in a ska band, the nine of you...
- Oh, don't - Wrote a song called, "Brad is Gay" - But they didn't hear
it, they couldn't hear what we were saying, we
were just yelling it. -  Being ridiculously
attracted to dudes is GAY!  (Nervous laughter) - I think anyone would hear that - Aw, I'm so fucking sorry dude. - What would your reaction be if you got a call saying I was dead? - Oh god.
(Giggles, nervous exhale) - What would your reaction be if you got a call saying I was dead? (Long exhale) - Oh, I thought about it so much.

I just have thought about you
dying, like now in my life? Now, and I hate it like I...
- You hate me in your life? - No, fucking listen to what
I'm trying to tell you bro (exhale)
I love you (laughter) - I would think I would
feel so much emotion that I would just shut
down, but the thing is, which is weird, I think
I would know it happened before they got their call.
Like I think, whenever you would take your last breath like I would feel that. - I don't know why, I think sometimes I catch myself
thinking about it, and like tear up
(giggle) - Really? - No, but it would, it would suck so much to live without you.
- Yeah it'd be the worst
(exhales) - I would like I don't
know man, I would like (exhales) - Hey, I'm still up, still here. - It sounds like the worst thing. It's like the worst
thing I could think of.

- 'Cause I mean, you're your own person. But you really are like a part of me - Yeah
- You know like a part of me (clears throat)
so... - Is life better as a twin?
- Yes - Two brains, two perspectives on life? - Yeah - A 100% no, I feel like I
am blessed to be a twin... - If you buy us a showtime, I have no idea how to answer it because I don't know life without being a twin.
- Yeah, yeah.

- This is like my best friend, right here. Hey, I love you.
- This has been great, I love you too. - Like I love you
- I'm mad in love for you - Yeah, I'm mad in love for you too - Here, we did it! (Applause, cheers) - Thank you. - Yeah!
- Yeah - Yeah, definitely.
- And it's not often that we really listen
to each other that much.

So I learned,
- Yeah - What you're comfortable sharing with me. - Yeah yeah, thanks Truth or Drink..

Identical Twins Play Truth or Drink (Marisa & Maya)Truth or DrinkCut

- Try to guess what I'm thinking. If you can't, take a shot. - I'm gonna really think about this. This is like the test, right? If there is some sort of - [Both] twin telepathy! (Laughing) - I'm Marisa.

- I'm Maya. We're Twin twisters.
- Twin sisters. - We lived together for
21 years, basically. - Even our Freshman year
of college we wanted random roommates and we still
got assigned to each other.

- [Both] Oh yeah! - If you're a twin they
always group you together. You're never your name
anymore, you're always - [Both] "The Twins". - To finding everything out about you. - Yeah, this is gonna be interesting.

Ohhh.... (Maya laughing)
- You are. You're the oldest. - I knew you were gonna say that! OK.

Oh my gosh, this is, of
course, the first question. What are your biggest
complaints about my partner? - Oooooooooooooh! (Laughs and mumbles) - He's selfish and he acts like
an only child all the time. I mean, he's a good guy. - Do you think he's attractive? - No, I don't think
he's attractive at all.

- Oh, really? (Laughing) - No. (Laughing) Would you ever have a threesome with me? - No. Kay, go. Next one.
- Take a shot! Take a shot then.

- Why? That's the truth! (Laughing) - All the time people ask
us... But I don't think.... Cause at the end of the day
you're gonna favor one of us, and I will be pissed if it ain't me. - OK, no.

Next question. OK, where was I the first
time you masturbated? - I don't fuckin' know! I don't even know how old I was! - I feel like you have
to take a drink for that. - Do you know the first
time you ever masturbated? - Let us both take a drink. Oh, me.
- You did.

I'm the.... If we had to pick a card - If we had to pick the card, it would be definitely she would
be the goody two-shoes. I started smoking weed. I started drinking.
- You were drinking.

- Hanging around with
the wrong people. Yeah. - I mean, I hung out with
the wrong people, but I just - [Both] didn't do it. - Well that's the sucky thing about twins, is that there has to be a good twin - [Both] And a bad twin.

- Cuz if you were by yourself, I don't think you necessarily were - [Both] A bad kid. - Oooooohhhh. You would know this, too. Have we ever slept with the same person? - Have we? - I don't know! Have we? - I don't know.

Have we?! I don't know! (Both laughing) I don't think we have. - Since Freshman year of
high school, I don't think we've been interested in the same - people. - I would go for the jocks.
She would go for the freaks. - Whaaaaattt?! (Laughing) - Do people try to fetishize us? Yes.

- [Both] All the time. - "Could we have a two-for-one deal?" - Yeah. No.
- No. There's no coupon for us.

Try to guess what I'm thinking. If you can't, take a shot. - OK. I think it's "Incredibles 2".

- Nope, it's not at all. I want pizza. - Oh! - Is it race? - No! What? - I don't know! What is the word? - It was home ownership!
- Oh! - We were talking about buying - [Both] A house together. - We both lost,
- You get it just as much.

- So we will take a shot. (Laughing) - What do you wish I'd apologize
for, but know I never will? - I know exactly what. - What? - Sophomore year, when you said that.... - Oh, when your....

- When my major separated us. That 100%, to this day, hurts me. - Yeah? I still feel like family is important, and there was times that
you thought that your job was more important than your family, and I just wanted to teach you before you had a family of your own. - There's a very pivotal
point where I had to choose between you and my major, and I chose you.

And I don't think you ever
realized that I did that, because I don't think I ever told you. There was one day when
Maya was really sick and I had to go to my boss and said that "I can't
come into work today." - I was sick with depression. I was medicating myself
to the point of numbness. Yeah, actually, now thinking
about it it, you did.

You were the only one
that was there for me, so I can kind of see that. I apologize for saying that
your major was in between us because it was really your
major that was able to actually bridge us together and save me, kind of. So thank you! I love you!
- I have mad love for you! - Yeah, I have mad love for you, too. - Whoooo! - What would your reaction
be if you got a call saying I was dead? - Oh God.

Ohhhhhh! I would think I would feel so much emotion that I would just shut down. But the thing is, which
is weird, I think I would know it happened before I got the call. I think whenever you would
take your last breath, I would feel that. Oh, have you ever wished
you weren't a twin? - No.

100% No. I feel like I am blessed to be a twin. Cheers to being twins!
- Mm hmmm. (Audience clapping).

Identical Twins Play Truth or Drink (Brad & Shane)Truth or DrinkCut

- Is there anything
physically different about us? Are even our genitals the same? (Laughs) I'm pretty happy with my penis size. - Don't think that's the question, dude. (Laughter) My name is Shane. I'm twin number one.

- My name is Brad. I'm twin number two. - I was born first. I was four minutes ahead of Brad.

My parents had no idea
that Brad was in the womb. - Yeah, I was stealth baby-- - Until the moment that he was born. - [Host] Do you ever finish
each others sentences? - Kind of, I mean we think very similarly. - [Host] Favorite song? - Three, two, one, - [Both] Night moves.

- Ohhh shit.
(Smack) Did not think that was gonna happen. - [Host] Favorite cousin. - Oh, three, two, one - [Both] Marcus. - [Host] Favorite drug.

- Favorite drug? Three, two, one, Claritin? (Laughs) - We're doin' this? - Yeah, shots for Claritin, man. Let's just take a little sip. (Clink) Love you, Benny. Have we ever slept with the same person? - Fuckin' knew it.

- I know. No chance, baby. (Smack) - Brad is of the homo-sex persuasion, and I'm of the hetero-sex persuasion. Therefore, I've never been in a bee, he's never been in a vee.

- When and how did you know
that my sexuality was like not the same as yours? - I was playing video games. Mom storms in, and she was like, I've been on the computer
checking the history. I know what you've been watching. And I just wanted to let you
know that this is not okay.

She tacks on the end of it,
and your brother's looking at photos of men and
that's it's own thing. And then I was like, I'm so
sorry, mom, for watching porn. So that went to where you were. You were in their room.

And I looked at you and I was like. - I remember, just like, are you gay? - Are you gay? - I looked at you and I
like smiled reassuringly, and I was like, no, bro.
- No, bro. (Laughs) - No, I was so gay that time. We've never talked about this before.

- This is the first we've
ever talked about this. - Cheers, bitch. (Clink) - Praise be. Would you ever have a threesome with me? - Absolutely not.

- Why not, man? - Next question. - Oh, why not? See if you can save my neck. - No. - For the record, I wouldn't
either, but I wanna-- - Why do I need to get into it then? - Just answer the fuckin' question, dude.

- Why I wouldn't have a threesome - Yes.
- With you? Because we're twins. - It's disgusting because it's incest. I think, I mean.
- Well, yeah. - I'm just sayin' it.

I mean that's the reason
why it's disgusting. - Try to guess what I'm thinking. - Right now you're thinking about - Monkeys. - I was getting ready to say pandas.

- No way!
- Ahhhh. - They're part of the animal kingdom. What's up? - Have you ever been intimate
with someone while pretending to be me? - No, fuck that. I like myself way more than I like you.

(Laughs) But in like so many ways,
I'm so thankful that we access different markets,
because that like crossover, that's so creepy, no. Every day I wake up, I'm like, we don't like the same kind
of people, that's what's up. - Every day? - Every fuckin' day.
(Laughs) Is there anything physically
different about us? Are even our genitals the same? (Laughs) - I guarantee you we
have the same size dicks. - Penis size isn't really a
frequent conversation that we have between the two of us, and I'm like so chill
with keeping it that way.

- I bet you were like to the
centimeter the same size. I do have a, like a
mole on my dick though. - I don't give a fuck about your dick. - I know you don't.

What's the worst thing that
I have ever done to you? - When you were in a skull band, the nine of you wrote a
song called "Brad is Gay". And B-R-A-D was an
acronym that was short for - [Both] being ridiculously
attracted to dudes. - To my defense, that is just a fact. What is being gay? Being attracted to dudes.

- It's the fact that you
performed it in front of several
- That's true, yeah. - Different sets of people. - But they didn't hear what-- they couldn't hear what we were saying. We were just yelling it.

- [Both] Being ridiculously - Attracted to dudes is gay. I think anyone would hear that. - I'm so fucking sorry, dude. - Who's going to die first? - Probably you.

- What are you going to say at my funeral? - Oh, I thought about it so much. - What are you gonna say at my funeral? - I just have thought
about you dying, like now, in my life now, and I hate it. Like, I-- - You hate me in your life? - No, fuckin', listen to
what I'm trying to tell you. I love you.

(Laughs) I don't know why I think,
sometimes I catch myself thinking about it and like tear up. - Really? - I'm just like, damn
dude, when Brad dies, it's going to be the fucking worst. - Like in the shower and stuff? - Yeah, in the shower.
- Yeah, me too. - Hey, I love you.

- This has been great. I love you too. (Clink) - Good lord. (Laughs) That's like one of my
favorite parts about Brad is the shot face.

He can't, he can't do it. Swishy, swishy, no face. Swishy, swishy, no face. (Laughs).

I Drink Your Milkshake! - There Will Be Blood (78) Movie CLIP (2007) HD

Because you're not
the chosen brother, eli. 'Twas paul
who was chosen. He found me and told me
about your land.
You're just a fool. Why are you
talking about paul? I did what your
brother couldn't.

Don't say this to me.
I broke you
and I beat you. It was paul
told me about you. He's the prophet.
He's the smart one.
He knew what was there And he found me
to take it out
of the ground. Know what
the funny thing is?
Listen, listen.

I paid him $10,000
cash in hand.
Just like that. He has his own company now.
Prosperous little business. Three wells producing,
$5,000 a week. (Crying) Stop crying,
you sniveling ass.
Stop your nonsense.

You're just
the afterbirth, eli. No. That slithered out
on your mother's filth. No.

They should've put
you in a glass jar
on the mantelpiece. Where were you
when paul was suckling
at his mother's teat? Where were you? Who was nursing you,
poor eli? One of bandy's sows? That land has been had.
Nothing you can
do about it. It's gone. If you would just
take this lease...
You lose.

Drainage! Drainage, eli, you boy. Drained dry.
I'm so sorry. If you have a milkshake And I have a milkshake, And I have a straw,
there it is. That's the straw,
you see? Watch it.

Now my straw
reaches across the room And starts to
drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! (Slurping) I drink it up! Don't bully me, daniel. (Screaming).

How To Instantly Chill Any Drink!

What's up guys, Lew here back with another video. And today- This might be The most exciting thing I've brought you in a while This right here is a little appliance that is gonna chill any beverage, carbonated or otherwise in one minute. Chill a beverage in one minute I know you've been in that situation before where you just needed a cold beverage, and you didn't have time to put in the fridge and sit around and wait. This might be the solution to all your problems.

It is the "Cooper Cooler Rapid Beverage Chiller". You can chill wine, you can chill beer, you can chill soda, you can chill Coca Cola You can chill- an Olde English, while you're at it. My understanding is- It's something  to do with the circulation of super cold water. I gotta get this baby out.

Not- I mean, I'm normally pumped but I'm even more pumped. Power adapter. You know I like to bring you guys the gadgets that are hard to find and you might not know about. Think about it, you don't have room in the fridge for everything Somebody wants something exotic? No problemo.

We've got the Super Chiller. It's got a little dial on the front, you can select what type of beverage you're working with. I'm not even sure where the... Oh...

What if I've got a can? Same idea. Where is English? I'm in Franais right now Ah a ta ta ta- So you fill this baby up right here at two trays of ice and two cups of water. Oh, and if you have a bigger bottle, like a wine bottle, this piece comes out or a Perrier bottle. And now, look at that.

It can close down. The can cycle is one minute! One minute long! That's insane. I have warm- this is warm warm Coke. Time to add the water.

Essentially what you're doing here is giving you drink a quick bath, in ice bath. A cryogenic bath. We need ice now. If you have trays of ice, then what you are looking for is two trays; I've got a bag of ice, so I'm just gonna estimate Look at this, uhh...

Beautiful ice water. I place the can in, on the sidewall here. Close it down. On the front there is a button here that says "can" or "baby bottle".

We're gonna go "can". And then start. *Rumbling noise* Uhh... OHH....

Rapid spinning going on, right now. And an icy cold bath. Now apparently this only last sixty seconds. And we end up with a refrigerator temperature Coca Cola.

*Rumbling noise stops* Was that sixty seconds? WHOOO! *Can opening clicks* MMHHHH! MMHHHH! WOW! YEAH! Look, I mean, you can even see on the can; look at my fingerprint. I don't care what kind of contraption you have, If you dump this in a cooler with ice in it or if you put it in the fridge, or even in the freezer; it's not gonna be as fast as that. Ninety times faster than a refrigerator, forty times faster than a freezer. So, Coca Cola is one thing, but what if you're talking about Colt 45.

Can I try extra? I wanna see if I can get it even colder. LOOK AT THAT! This is like a microwave it's like a microwave for cold. You can see Jack, look at it. Look where my hand is.

Can you see that? That is ice cold. No crazy foaming. It's ice cold! I love it! I love it when a product comes across the desk here, at Unbox Therapy and it does what it claims to do. I don't care if you're into Australian beer, maybe you're looking at an energy drink, maybe it's a Rockstar, maybe you're a Mountain Dew kinda of dude; this is gonna chill it down in a minute.

On demand, cold. Tell your friends..

How to Drink Whiskey Sour

Hi, I'm Greg and this is how to drink   I've never worked in a bar, Held a position as a bar back, Been a bar apprentice... Been... I've been in bars, I've been in a lot of bars. This is How To Drink, A show about making cocktails and drinking them.

Let's get going. We're gonna make a classic and real simple drink, We're gonna make a whiskey sour I'm actually gonna use a Michter's Rye whiskey I really like this rye. And I think it'll balance against the sugar of the sour pretty well. We're gonna put two ounces of rye into our tin.

Spilled a little. Put that back in there. We're gonna need a lemon. That's where we get our sour from in this sour.

Three quarters of an ounce of lemon in there. We're going to use a half an ounce of simple syrup. Which is really, it's more than I would usually use in any other cocktail. But honestly a lot of recipes for these call for more sugar.

This is enough.  More than enough. We need one egg white. And we need some ice.

Ice in the shaker, we're gonna shake this drink. You really want to shake this drink vigorously. And that should do. Let's serve it in this little guy.

And now for the bitters.  I'm gonna try and do this very accurately. I'm gonna use a garnish pick now to kind of give it a little swirl. And there we have it, a classic whiskey sour.

Made with creole bitters from the  Bitter Truth. And, I'm telling you, they have a real smell, so that hits your nose a little bit differently than Angostura And I think it really changes the profile of this drink. And uh, Hm, here we go. Wow.

That recipe will serve you well. I'd love to see some of your creative bitters artwork, if you have any. Share it in the comments. Or uh, whatever.

Drop me a line. I'm here. Any time. This is How To Drink.

I'm having this delicious, delicious, creamy... Creamy, lemony, light, effervescent even. That's a very good Whiskey Sour, Ha ha! It's very dangerous actually because I'm not supposed to drink the whole cocktail that I make, because I get too drunk. Uh, but I really want to drink all of this one.

This is How To Drink, I'm Greg, Thanks for watching, hit the subscribe button if you feel up to it. I love making drinks for you guys, see you next week..

How To Drink Old Fashioned

Hi, I'm Greg, and this is how to drink. I've
never worked in a bar, held a position as a bar back, been a bar apprentice, been...
I've been in a bar, I've been in a lot of bars. This is How To Drink. A show about making
cocktails and drinking them, lets get going.

Today we're going to make an old fashioned.
I want to make it clear, there are a lot of different ways to make an old fashioned. We're
going to use bourbon. I'm going to take two ounces of bourbon, two ounces, right in there.
Normally, you would use simple syrup, and I do like simple syrup, but even better than
simple syrup... Is maple syrup.

A maple syrup old fashioned is a wonderful thing, they make
one, the Benton's Old Fashioned, they make down at P.D.T. Is just divine. They also have
some fancy Momofuku bourbon, four roses infused with bacon, I don't have that, because I don't
work at P.D.T. And then you need some bitters, the standard is to go with this angostura
bitters, and there is nothing wrong with angostura bitters, but lately I've been liking the Jerry
Thomas bitters from The Bitter Truth, you want like two, three dashes of that...

And
that is as they say, the whole enchilada. You're going to stir this, and already, it's
hitting my nostrils, and my mouth is watering, and I am ready for an old fashioned. Okay.
You can't do that professionally, you can't just stick your spoon in, like if I worked
in a bar, I'd lose my job, that'd be it. That's why I don't work in bars, I just drink them.
We're going to strain that guy right in there, just like that.

I happen to go with the orange,
it's an old standby, some people like a lemon. Some people flame the orange, we'll do something
with that. You want to squeeze out those oils and rub the rim of the glass with it and drop
that right in there. And then you want to drink it, because oh boy, this is a good one.
Oh fuck yes.

All night. How to drink. That's what I'm doing. Mmmm, god that's perfect.
Christmas in a glass! Old fashioned with maple syrup and Jerry Thomas bitters from the Bitter
Truth.

Okay, that's how to drink. See you next time..

How to Drink Margarita

- This is How to Drink, the show about making cocktails,
and how to drink them. I'm Greg, and I have never
been a professional bartender. I've never even had a job in a bar. I don't worry too much about
precision and technique, because at the end of the day, if the drink you like is in the glass, you did it right.

Let's get going. (Joyful, jaunty music) How to Drink is back.  I'm back in the saddle again  Some things are the same, some things are a little different. That's all right, everybody's
a little different.

Life moves on, man, whatevs. Welcome back to the smooth
and more filling flavor of How to Drink for season five. You're amazing, I feel amazing, let's make some drinks. That's enough of an intro, it's boring.

Nobody wants to hear about it. Let's make a cocktail. Today we're gonna make a margarita. Know why we're making a margarita? We're gonna make a margarita
because of Cinco de Mayo.

Not because of Cinco de Mayo, we're gonna make a margarita
in time for Cinco de Mayo. And I thought about putting
on a really offensive costume, but I realized that that would
be really offensive, so no. I love margaritas, we
haven't done one on the show. I don't know why.

I make mine extremely simple, I don't mess with orange
juice or sugar or anything. It's just lime and curacao and tequila. It's really stripped down, actually, when you make it right, I think. But to do that, I think you
should use a better tequila.

I would definitely use a
100% agave reposado tequila. I like Fortazela. Oh no, Fortaleza, I like Fortaleza. You know, but, other
tequilas are fine as well.

I just would, you know, middle shelf? Middle shelf, not bottom
shelf, middle shelf. You don't need like top
shelf, but middle shelf. To do that, I'm gonna need a shaker. This is a shaken drink.

And I'm going to need a lime. I'm gonna cut this lime in half. So, it's one ounce of lime
juice, one ounce of lime juice. (Joyful, jaunty music) (lime juice pours) We're gonna use one ounce of curacao.

(Curacao pours) (cork squeaks) Ooh. Mmmhmm. And two ounces of tequila. (Tequila pours) I have saved the hull of the
lime that we juiced before, and just the outside, I'm going to kind of
moisten with lime juice.

Now, why am I doing just the outside? Because when you rim a glass, you don't wanna rim the
inside of the glass. You don't wanna add salt
to the cocktail liquid, just to where the outside is. So, that's well done. I'm not very good at rimming glasses.

Some of you are probably
better at this than I am. I don't actually make, I'm not a professional, and so I make the drinks I make at home, and I don't actually in my home bar do much rimmed cocktails. Nonetheless, that's the glass we're
gonna put this margarita in. Eh, it's okay.

You can probably do a
better job than that. I'm going to put some ice in my shaker. Here I'm gonna throw in
one cube whole like that, and then the other one I'm gonna crack. Why am I gonna do that? Well, (smacks) come on baby.

(Ice chips fall) I'm doing that because Dave
Arnold did this really fun study a number of years ago, trying to prove that the kind
of ice you used didn't matter, and he proved himself wrong, and he found out that the
best way to set up your shaker was with one big heavy object that displaces a lot of liquid, and around it some, what
he calls agitator cubes, but smaller cubes to provide the dilution. (Liquid pours) (smacks) (ice shakes) (smacks) Just a quick shake. And I'm ready to pour. (Joyful, jaunty music) I'm gonna garnish this with
a lime wheel, keep it easy.

(Slices) If you look at this, you're gonna see that there are cells and, you know, the natural wedges there, and then there's a center. You wanna make sure you cut
not quite to the center. Like that, and that way
it'll stand upright, instead of sinking and
falling all the way across. I made a margarita, I made it.

Let's see how it is. (Sips) Oh yeah, okay, ooh yeah. Mmmm. I needed this.

This is a hell of a damn drink. Salted margaritas stumble on something that people in the cooking world have known for a number of years, which is that salt is a flavor enhancer. Dave Arnold, for example, advocates for making saline solution, and he uses saline solution and salt as an ingredient
in a lot of drinks. This drink is fantastic,
the salt is a part of it.

You don't need to salt the rim. Some people only do a 50/50, so you have an option on a
sip, or they do a lighter salt. The drink is citrusy and bright and fresh and you can really
taste the tequila still. A lot of times the margarita
recipe involves orange juice, or simple syrup, and just a lot of ingredients
that shouldn't be necessary if you're using a quality tequila.

And if you're using a quality tequila, you should let it come
out in front, you know. History of the margarita
is a little bit murky. David Wondrich holds that it is a evolution of a tequila daisy that kind of comes out of a hotel, I forget the name of
off the top of my head, but that's okay you can
tell me in the comments, from Tijuana during prohibition. I think he's probably right,
I've heard some other stories.

I won't misquote them now, because I don't have them memorized. I don't really care. It's a damn good drink. I will be enjoying them all summer long, as we approach the warmer months.

Got a little bit on my mustache there. I don't know what else
to say about a margarita. You've probably had a margarita. This is a good margarita,
and I like this recipe.

It's very easy, I never forget the recipe. Two, one, one, only three ingredients and the salt, and they're taste phenomenal. Oh my god, it's good. What's a good time for a margarita? Sunset, how about with dinner? For me, actually, it's like a dinner drink because some cocktails
are like dessert drinks, some cocktails are before dinner drinks, some cocktails are day drinking drinks, breakfast cocktails.

I like a margarita at dinner because it doesn't conflict
with the flavors for me, 'cause it's like a palette cleanser, kind of like the ginger
that goes with sushi. Oh yeah, I'm being told I
was supposed to say beach. I was supposed to say I like
a margarita at the beach. I don't go to the beach, I live in an edit suite.

There's no window, only darkness. Cheers! So this is How to Drink, the show about making cocktails
and how to drink them, and it's season five, so thank you for watching. And I'm gonna see you guys next week with another drink on How to Drink. Oh, by the way, happy,
happy Cinco de Mayo.

Hey, who knows the history on that one? 'Cause Cinco de Mayo, a lot of people think, a lot of guys think that
Cinco de Mayo was when Spain, no when Mexico got free from
Spain, but that's not true. Cinco de Mayo is when Mexico
got free from Napoleon. That's right, yeah, they
got free from France. It's actually, I think it's not kind
of a big deal in Mexico.

Like Mexican independence
day is another day. I don't know it, but that's
when they got free from Spain. That's a big day. That's, you know, Napoleon,
tiny man, Bonaparte.

You ever read the Aubrey
and Maturin novels? They take place during
the Napoleonic wars. It's about Captain Aubrey
and his doctor, Maturin. They made one of them into a movie, Master and Commander: The
.Far Side of the World Great movie, it's about sailing. This is How to Drink, the show about making cocktails
and how to drink them.

It's season five, we're back. Hey, why don't you check
out my Instagram @how2drink or my twitter, also @how2drink, or my blog at thisishowtodrink.Com If you want any of the
stuff I use on the show, you can buy it there at
thisishowtodrink.Com/gear and when you do that, I get
a cut of it and that's nice. You know, to help me make the show. There's a Patreon that I have, and I'm gonna provide a link to.

And you guys are the best, the best fans. I'm gonna finish this cocktail. Ah. (Joyful, jaunty music) You traitorous lime!.

How Do Astronauts Drink In Space

Next Id like to tell you how water behaves in microgravity, but without the cup I showed you earlier This is Gennady sending me a snack here, some oranges have just been delivered by our cargo ship Progress. For water we have these special drink bags. We insert the inlet nozzle into the water dispenser and open the valve. You can hear it pumping the water into the bag.

And now we have a bag of pure drinking water Well, its a Hint of Lemon actually, so a lemonade! Then we insert a straw  see how everything is airtight, no water escapes, very convenient to use  and we drink through the straw like so. If I leave the valve open little droplets can escape  this once again shows how important it is to be careful with water, especially during washing up too, as you can see how easily it floats away. So this is our lemonade. Once the vibrations dissipate it will become a perfect sphere, and up close you can see little air bubbles trapped inside.

And now, if I may, Id like to have a drink  just like speakers that have these water bottles in front of them when addressing an important audience, I do feel a bit nervous too Thank you for your attention!.

Grandparents & Grandkids Play Truth or Drink (Teanna & Dwight)Truth or DrinkCut

- I'm a giver when it comes to her. She gets more than anybody,
and I'm talking about-- she call me, Pop pop, I need this. - I see your account has $3.25,
So I moved you some money. - To who much is given, - Much is required.
- Thank you.

- I'm 21. - I'm fifty, I don't know. - I swear you had a 60th
birthday at some point. - No.
- No? - Yes sir.

- Shots, shots, shots, shots (laughs). - Let the games begin. Ladies first. - Aw (laughs).

What do you want your funeral to be like and what role would you like me to play? - So I would like to see my
nephews carrying my coffin. Knowing you, you're
probably gonna need to be in the audience 'cause you
probably ain't gonna be able to compose yourself
or nothing like that. I couldn't ask you to
speak 'cause it's gonna be too traumatic. - What is the most
stereotypical old person thing that I do that you-- - You don't act like typical old people.

- I'm the good grandfather. - He's the one that comes
and takes shots with me and does this stuff. Okay (laughs) if you could
give me one piece, one, of life advice, what would it be? - Never settle, always do the best at everything you can be. In your relationship, in your work, don't buy nothing you can't afford.

That's--
- That's all the same thing? - It's all the same thing. - It's like one, colon,
and then, parenthesis. - It's a package, it's a package. Let's drink.

- I'm gonna toast to that
speech you just gave. - That was a statement. Have you ever stolen anything from me? Whoa. She got that look in her eye.

- Define steal. - Take something that I did not give you. - Yes. - What? What, you thief.

- I found some of your roaches. - That don't count, it's only weed. - You didn't give it to me. - It's only weed, it don't count.

- Nothing too materialistic. - What would you consider
too materialistic? Can we call the police now? - If you had the option, would you choose to haunt me after you die? Ooh. - Yeah (both laugh). I'm gonna be there.

I will be with you
physically and spiritually for the rest of your life. When you feel that breeze
in the middle of the night, you get that instinct, it's me 'cause I'm gonna always be there. Do you think I could've
been a better grandparent? - I'm going back to childhood, right? Mainly getting beat back in the day. You shut up, if I say why, you're like, 'cause I said so.

That's not a reason.
- It is, it is. - I would like to know--
- That's a reason. When you get older, that will
be an answer slash reason. It's like, oh how come I can't
have candy for breakfast? Because I said so.

- Do you have any sex advice
for me after I turn 50? - Fall in love with
somebody that you can love and that loves you back. That's it, because the
physical part is just physical. That's the key to being
healthy and vibrant. Wow.

Describe how long your virginity lasted. Oh no, I'm sorry, it's describe how you lost your virginity. - Wait, how long it lasted? - No, no, describe how
you lost your virginity. - I could tell you it was, it wasn't-- - I don't wanna know.

I don't wanna know. I don't need to know. - That's what this was
waiting for right here. How many people have you slept with? - Hmm.

Wow, how many people have I slept with? I would say maybe 30? How many people you slept with? - Six.
- Damn, six. Did you hear that? - Five, I mean, technically. - Now she's lying. How you go from six to five, I would think it would go up.

There was that time when--
(both laugh) Six versus 30, damn, but
I'm a lot older, I'm a guy. - Does it matter? - Sure, because women
love with their heart. Guys love with their eyes. - Women are attracted with
their eyes too, first, it takes a while to actually
love with your heart.

- I know, but then they get into the, I like him, I think I can change him. - How do you feel about my dating choices? - As long as it's never had to be physical with you and no guy, that's
where I draw the line 'cause if somebody's gonna
put their hands on you, then what that does for me is it puts me in a position that I have to put everything that I
got going on in jeopardy because I can't afford to
be locked up, but I will. So keep making good choices. Okay, what do you think
my obituary should say? Wow, she's struggling for my good points.

- I had more shots than you. - Wow, she's struggling
for my good points? - Just how genuine you are, first of all, and you have a really big heart. - You could've said how
gorgeous I was and-- - How your eyes sparkled like diamonds? Are you sexually active still? How often are you hitting it? - Well--
- That's a direct quote. - Yes, and at least once a week.

- Is that by your choice or Nana's choice? - I think both of our choice because it ain't like--
- It just happens? - It ain't like I'm raping her. - Well yeah. - How you hitting, how they hitting it? - Not very often now. - She's lying, she's lying.

- How could you have a boyfriend and then it's not regular, because that doesn't make any sense. - We're not together right now. I mean, before that, more than you. - Ladies first.

- It's your turn. - Have you ever broken the law? Have you ever been arrested? - Yes, I drive without a seatbelt. - Really? Listen, that's not only illegal, that's irresponsible. - It's real uncomfortable.

- You know what I'm gonna buy
you one for your birthday? I'm gonna get you one
of them little cushion. Fuzzy looking thing that
don't cut on your collarbone because you need to feel
comfortable wearing your seatbelt. - Have you ever broken
the law or been arrested? - Lots of times, yes to both. - What did you get arrested for? - Child support, beating somebody's ass that needed their ass beat.

- Serving some justice on the side. Ooh, I actually wanna know this one. Ready?
- Hit me. - How did you react when you found out my mom was pregnant with me? - Ooh.

- She was 17 at the time. - Yeah, that was a tough one. Even though I didn't take it well, by the time you were
here, I was all on board. I was all on board.

- Grandma told me that there
was abortion talked about. - The conversation came about because I wasn't ready to deal with my failure, because again, just like you, the same thing applied to her. If I wasn't, the reason why she succeeded, I was the reason why she failed. No regrets to the conversation, but just maturity from
the conversation, so.

Last question. - For you. - If you could change anything about me, what would it be? - I wouldn't change anything. - Aw, you're lying.

Have another shot, 'cause you're not getting out of this shit. What would you change? - When things don't go your way in public, you're a little bit aggressive sometimes. - Okay, I take that. - Like at the airport.
- Ooh.

- You're going off on people for not doing things your way. - Salud.
- Salud. - Look at me. - There's really nothing new, per se.

I knew she smoked-- - How did you find out I smoked? - Her sister came to me and said, "Look, look at Tiana." - Was it her? - Look at Tiana on
Snapchat smoking a blunt. - I knew it was her. - Do you know she smoked weed? But I already knew..

Grandparents & Grandkids Play Truth or Drink (Aunjoli & Jimmy)Truth or DrinkCut

- Are you still sexually active and how often?
- Oh, come on. - You can take a drink if you want. - No, I need more than a drink. Tough stuff.

- My name is Aunjoli. - My name's Jimmy. - Do you know what
you're here to do today? - Yes, I think I do, yeah. - To answer questions.

- All right.
- Okay, go ahead. - If you had the option, would you choose to haunt me after you die? - Oh, of course, yeah, of course. - But you would haunt me? Scare me and stuff? - Oh no, no, I wouldn't
haunt you like that. I would like to keep
my eyes on her forever.

So what does it say? You gotta read it for me. I can't see, no, I can't see it. - What is the most stereotypical
old person thing that I do? - What's the most stereotypical thing, old person thing, that you do? - That I do.
- That you do. - No, you say, "I".

- Oh, that I do, oh,
that I do, okay, yeah. - I'm reading for you
'cause you can't see. - Yeah, that's right, yeah. - You can't hear, you
refuse to get a hearing aid.

- Yeah, you got it, yeah. - Why don't you go get a hearing aid? They're a couple hundred
dollars at Costco. - I don't want a hearing aid, all right? I can hear. I can hear, just--
- Selectively.

- Huh?
(All laugh) - Are you still sexually
active and how often? - Oh come on. - How long has it been
since you and Mama did it? - Oh Jesus. Oh wow. It's been a little while,
let's just put it like that.

Been a little while.
- Years? - Damn near. - You know when I was little,
I found your Viagra once. - Well, that's nice. Describe how you lost
your virginity, honey.

Well, tell me about it. - This is such a bad idea. - Okay. - I was 18 years old.

- Oh wow, okay, speak up. - It was with my boyfriend at the time. - Oh, okay.
- Mm-hmm. - 18, Huh, you're 26 now?
- Yeah.

How did you lose your virginity? - 15, Okay? - 15?
- 15, Oh I was busy. Oh, I was such a player in those days. - And then you switched
it up when you found Mama? - No, I had three before Mama. - Oh.
- Yeah.

- Wait, how many times
have you been married? - Three times, three times, yeah. - Oh man, I'm fine. Am I in the will? And how much am I getting? - You're getting kind of nosy. - He has a gambling problem,
so this is probably nothing.

- Yeah, right. More than likely. - You might have to take
a shot for that one. - Oh is that right, that's when? - 'Cause you didn't answer it well.

- That's good, yeah. I'm going by myself, right? - Yeah.
- Okay. Do you smoke marijuana or have you taken any other kind of drugs? - No, I don't. - Yeah, I know, no, I know that.

- You know I get paranoid
when I smoke, so. - Yeah, you're not, yeah. - Yep.
- What'd he say? - He said, "Have you smoked weed before?" - Of course, all my life, matter of fact. - Have you done shrooms, mushrooms? No heroin.
- No, well, I take that back.

I did sniff--
- Jimmy. - That was my worst thing,
I did sniff that one time. - Why did you--? - What's the matter? - That's the worst drug next to meth. - Well at the time, it just-- - It was a little bit better.

- Yeah, it was on the list. I didn't like the high because the next thing you see, you're-- - What about cocaine? - No cocaine, I have the sinus. Sniffing cocaine is not good, yeah. - But you just sniffed heroin.

- I have a sinus problem. It hurts more than it made me loaded. - Learn something new every day. It says, "What kind of porn do you watch?" - Oh no, no, I don't go that way.

I don't, I don't, I--
- You ask me that. - Oh, I ask you, oh, I'm sorry. I thought you're hitting on me. What kind of porn do you like, honey? - I watch it all, honestly.

What kind of porn do you like? - I don't like that 'cause
I like to be the actor. Yeah, okay, what else? - Which grandkid do you like the most and who's the fuck up? - Who's the what? What'd you say? - I said, "Who's the fuck up?" - Fuck up, is that what you said? Well, she's too small to fuck up, so I guess it lies on you. My turn?
- Yeah. - Have you ever been arrested? Have you ever broken the law? - I mean, I broke the law the other week.

I just went to court yesterday. - You went to court yesterday?
- Mm-hmm. - You did? Well see, I didn't know
about that, what happened? - I was on my phone when I was driving. - I told you about that, see? - Nobody died.

- Well yeah, but hell, you're
not supposed to do that. - How did you react when you found out my mom was pregnant with me? - Cried. - Tears of joy, I hope? - No, they weren't tears of joy. It was tears of mad.

- Why were you pissed? - Because she was supposed
to be going to college and doing all the things
she's supposed to do that I thought she was gonna do, and then she get hooked
up with a baby and-- - Did you like my dad?
- Huh? - Did you like my dad? - Give me a drink on that. Okay. - How do you want your funeral to be? - Swinging.
- Swinging? - You're kind of hitting
home here, I mean, it ain't too far away and
you're running all that down to me.
- Don't say that. You got another 100 years.

- Oh 100 years, sure, yeah. I don't wanna see myself. - Last question. - What do you think my--
- Obituary.

- Obituary should say? - I think that it should say, "Here is a great grandfather." Oh my God, I'm gonna cry. - Go ahead, speak up. Speak the truth. I'll be gone by the time
you come out of there.

- It would say something
about my best friend. How much that I strive to keep you proud. My first tattoo was your name, so I mean, you're my best friend.
- Right. - Can I get a tissue? Oh my God, I can't believe I'm crying.

Thank you. - Oh boy, I didn't expect for
this to turn out like this. - Oh Jesus. - Yeah, this is not nice.

I love you, okay? - Ready? Bottoms up. - Tough stuff. - This is gonna be on the
internet forever and ever. It'll be great.

- Oh, okay. I'll keep it together. - Thank you.
(Applause) - [Jimmy] Thank you..

FIZZIEST DRINK IN THE WORLD CHALLENGE! Bath Bombs, Soda Stream, Coke (EXTREMELY DANGEROUS)

Our wait for it uh uh well I yeah what's going on guys Papa J here frontier baby and we are back in today we are doing another live stream cuz today we are making the world's busiest drink that's right we've done the world's sours drink we've done the world's hottest drink we've done the world's food your Swedish drink yet we haven't we haven't done that yet but we are gonna do it soon and we are today doing the world's busiest drink which I was really excited to do because you know the Sowers drink in the world that's that's dangerous the hottest drink in the world that's that's also dangers of the fizzy drink of the world that's that's explosive so today we're doing it we got a bunch of stuff here including this hashtag not a sponsor but we got a SodaStream so yeah if you guys don't know the SodaStream is this literally makes carbonated drinks to make them fizzy all right so we got maximum carbonation we got the top-of-the-line SodaStream I. Hope it doesn't need like anything we're just gonna like unbox it on this video we've got this year and then we've got this now I'm not gonna tell you don't tell him what that is J what this is this is our secret sauce alright you're not allowed to know what this is let's just say this is gonna be so busy we actually are gonna have to go outside because it's gonna explode everywhere it's not Co convento something way worse so that's coming then we got our drinks here and then we got a bunch of other fizzy stuff that we're gonna throw in here and probably make a huge mess oh we got that one yo check these out guys this is great oh this one's stuck come on yeah oh is it like huh and by the way guys I'm reading I'm reading the chat live Wow someone just said after you Logan oh yes boy you give me the jab you guys do use super chat and on top of that guys we are streaming on both of my channels with streaming on more Pappa Jake and regular Pappa Jake we will be streaming longer on more Pappa Jake and if you guys aren't subscribed to more Pappa Jake yet there is a link in the description down below you can go subscribe because this week we're giving away two X boxes or ps4s on more popinjay we want to give back to you guys we started it's going to be our brand new channel for mobile streaming so we get to do this stuff like every single day it's going to be so awesome so basically just go subscribe but for now we're be multi-streaming and more of you guys subscribe over there but they watching on both channels be doing it the right way I'm trouble getting this here hole I got a night here I'm almost in the fat I want to get ready to this bath long because this is like next-level fizziness all right I'm up Oh God it doesn't smell too good though out of all the bath bombs this does not snot I. Get alright so here we go um you're probably also thinking Papa Jake how you gonna drink this you know it's just a bit of soap I don't think I'm gonna die looking am I gonna die am I gonna die man I think Jake Skinner God all right you know I'm gonna talk a little bit of this bath Oh God hoods chunk I wanna I want to skate like a little piece I don't see how busy this is like just you know like on a scale from one to ten guys shop busy is just a little bit of that well let's see we gotta break it give it a little oh my god oh there's a pool inside the hell's that has said it what's up the ball I. Don't know that is play right here we go yes let's see how fizzy just one little bath one is oh yo that is really busy oh my god dude it's like I can't even put my hand on the top you look at that it is pretty and that's just water you know what if we had a little bit oh yeah oh oh it's already bit Steph is down here bro there's too much oh no no no no no no no oh that's not good that's my good this whole town's gonna coat this vest right here we go that's out a little bit of orange crust to this oh my oh my god already guys don't lose your drop big chunk in there this is probably the hardest idea ever there's like this much water and like this much fizz oh my god what's his ball I mean we like to call it quiz Oh get some that please you guys show to Braden he said Logan you're the best cameraman ever shut up raided guys what do things in here I don't even know let's let's see you let's see what we got in this ball oh it opened here we go what was inside the phys ball but it's a necklace okay okay oh no we have a necklace inside it's one anyway - fine we don't need no necklace all right so we've got this so far we've got some orange clouds in here it's a lot of fluid that's a lot of fuel check out that boys dog that is next-level for rabbits on the next level please I just did about old piece of urinal yeah yeah would you there's two is kind of sweet and then it went full urinal taste Oh God uh y'all also guys we got these we're gonna stir this balloon onto here and we're gonna pour our fizzy drink into here and see if we can't fill up all these balloon enthusiast fill in the busiest balloon challenge ever is gonna be crazy alright so let's get this going do we still have our funnel that'd be so necessary right now if you have a funnel I don't think we have a fun I don't think we just gonna have to get mess okay oh we're good we're gonna have to get messy guys not whizzing everywhere there's too much boys oh oh now my hands are poising okay where's the fluence is too much quiz too much fun we gotta like figure this out there's too much going on now I'm gonna take some of this dude let's set this thing up alright alright guys feel like you've just been into like I'm just enjoying this alright here's what we're going to do guys I'm gonna set up the SodaStream so we can so defy our fizzy drink so first we create the fizzy straight and then we're going to be like yo this is pretty fizzy and you guys are going to like Papa J that's the next level fizzy but then we're gonna put it in this and it's gonna get maximum like it's dangerous it says on the label do not put fizzy drink in here but we gonna do it cuz we sounded you guys are savage smash that like button down below I need to spit if I'm out take like poop all that's nasty alright oh all of my hands dude it's like fizzing like Jake's gotta poop oh that is not good alright let's get into the SodaStream I need like take the top we got paid guys by the way guys I'm reading all your comments you guys are amazing thank you for coming out to the stream daddy we are making the physio string is gonna be awesome and if you guys enjoy this James if you guys enjoy us doing the craziest drink challenges slash live streams be sure to slap that like button down below guys not subscribed yet you're not part of the club so he passed subscribe button let's jump into this Marcus just for you guys I went to this store today and I was like yo what can i buy for my young sons so I got you this it's true he did say that right maker he said Logan what can I get for my young son yeah I got these boys I was like well people love whiz yes I want to like make this decently clean even though it's gonna get like completely messy in five seconds but if we can keep it a little bit cleaner be kind of cool right all right there we go ready for the grand reveal look how are you dude let's see what this looks like I'm so excited man oh is wrong wrong way Jake Oh hold up okay done take this little thing here the frizzy is a drink maker in the world it's the flesh who is it flying 3,000 hell yeah yeah this thing's gonna make us some real good frizz oh well look at this oh yeah now this is a quiz maker baby oh just come to the bottle do we need a prison-like bring your own bottle I've got a came of the bottle wait maybe some here oh it's in here cool okay so this is the boys bottle which I don't really know how it works but anyway this is football it's gonna get messy it's gonna get real messy all right so now ah I guess I just put this in there I don't know how this works do I take this off best before there's the best before all right let's do this here you go guys let's take this off here what should we make first oh that was something yeah let's use one of the things that's supposed to work with it okay unless you start adding the fizz man just fizz it up you always just go like straight fist all right wait but guys we got a special surprise happening at the end of the video oh yeah we are gonna make yeah yeah I busiest it is good beeping rings guys get so busy we have to go outside yeah we can't do this inside it's gonna all right here we go we got it I guess there's no battery bojay good idea make the healthiest drink in the world that doesn't sound like us but we don't do that we think this is ooh maybe we should make the most unhealthy drink in the world like that yes Oh God wants us to make the bacon very straight bacon grease bacon grease and Doritos yeah that would be awesome all right guys here we go we've got the piece of fire 3000 here um let's let's give it a little test run with just something normal I just wanna see if it actually tastes good so this is a big grapefruit that sounds like good uh how did you lose work we just squirt it in there just squirt it on there that says right here feel sparkling drink too max cap and then pour it in fizz water and then you guys slowly wait fizz off' I a drink I get to fizz water first then you feel sparkling drink mix cap to second line absolutely into tipton shake it gently okay so we got a physical eye first all right so let's get some water here guys let's see if this actually worse Jayne people are coming up with the best ideas like the saltiest drink guys if you have a really good idea let me know in the chat will write it down all right so uh wait this has to be plugged in I swear it has to be quite world maybe that has to be in the water I.

Think we need more water the cheesiest drink and oh how it'd be so girls your melted cheese oh I like that melted cheese all right guys here we go this is how I'm okay I think um guys pray for us I've seen a video that's going really badly and like the bottle just exploding I didn't read any instructions so I mean like hopefully that doesn't happen is it just one over dude you should have read the instructions oh well how do you make it go and boys and girls for Papa Jake games I am reading the comments obvi something to ask me Papa Jake no more Papa Jake yeah so cute there's so many pop again by putting water I'm soaking we should have read the instructions guys oh you're there oh ok uh well this is what happens when you do it laughs guys unless one of you guys has a SodaStream then you get office yeah I'm saying read instructions oh here it says here are you peel that off and put it in there we did that we fitted with water we put that dear we push this down ready oh there we go oh my god Jake Oh careful ok maybe that's it is it Saudi is it fizzy is it Twizy it's delightfully fizzy really it's not mega busy though no I. Wouldn't say it's make I think we can go bigger know for sure how many push you again on this alright this pushes three pushes yeah we can go more uh-huh yeah yeah okay do we need more flesh don't we maximal food guys cats we have so much quiz here waiting to be flipped this is like like if I open that up Wiz and then we're gonna put it in there just get fours more and then Jake's gonna drink it here we go guys well we like blow ourselves up is that possible with this it is oh okay you put it like this ready three two one one two three four oh god you got no budget oh okay oh oh it's physics carbonated how is that that is really frizzy dude oh my god unbeliev yo not just crazy try some oh dude that's a super busy bro dude oh my god that is on right alright so now that we've got this let's put this was perfect I'll put this in here wait wait just a little bit we need pickup boys for everyone no values no game bruises dream now add some of this weight careful Oh God alright now we're gonna add some of this Mountain Dew guys here we go oh just shook that up a lot I don't know why it's not fizzy okay we're getting this more frizz alright so this is the basis of all frizz it's gonna be in this this is we're gonna use okay so we got a little bit Mountain Dew lets out a little bit of this drink into it okay the boys are on fire that's some flips fire right there okay we're gonna floozy okay that's a little bit busy alright alright next up we need some more bath bomb bro we need some more bathroom sure J oh yeah too dangerous let's get back in there yeah get in there bath bomb oh God oh it's oh god this is so frizzy oh my god okay let's get some more of this in there guys let's keep putting it in there keep breaking it up Jake put some addition yes so next up we've got some alka-seltzer which is definitely gonna do really well we need your word for it put that in your in orange you should urine let's get some orange Krush in there guys oh we should shake it first yes we're gonna shake it mad extreme alright yo look at all that now anyways cuz I was like boozing in here dude it's poison so much I always think hardcore poison dude okay drop some of that in there if you guys don't know the cops are coming for us like you're making the physios drink ever not on my watch bro you're ain't allowed to do that alright let's get this shut up - hunter for the $2 he said I. Love you papa dick yo thank you so very much hunter all right let me go put this in here J collapse it back alright so that's all the alczar oh and mentos wait a Mentos Jake we didn't say we're doing Mentos yes we got put some Mentos in there bro a candle I quit it's getting really fuzzy alright and then we're gonna put some of this this is fizzing soda pops alright this is next-level fizzy soda pop candy put that all in there dude oh my god we broke down the quiz alright and then we want to put the last bit of alka-seltzer get that in there there we go alright looking pretty good looking pretty good yeah there we go get that in there alright now let's pour some of this back in oh god oh god oh god Shotokan for the $2 he didn't even say anything yeah yo God sounded bro thank you so very much bullshit oh my god it was a oh god oh god we're for the tag bro we got a poison attack oh my god oh my god get that in there it's like completely booked up what happened oh oh it's good its dude way cool it's gonna eat me huge for girls hold on moving back oh I gotta fix it I gotta fix it super fizzy girl I gotta fix it come on baby come on baby you got oh god oh dude it's everywhere bruising okay sever okay is that growing okay I think we're okay guys I think we're okay we'll push this in there oh here goes oh my god that one everywhere oh my god that went everywhere that was crazy dude okay uh let me check the pressure here okay yeah there's definitely a lot of pressure is pushing up on here but not enough yet for us to blow up our balloons so what do we need to do we need to falsify this drink even more guys all right we need to go next level put it in the freezer fire yes we need to force a fire oh my god dude put this in there I don't know how it works me and be pretty cool if you can right this is go put this in let me try oh no oh it needs to be like regulation down yes we're fridge affine okay the for us hold on I need some of this all right Oh God are you guys ready for that alright we're gonna just take a shot ask me I want to like make this straight here we go bro I think before we do this we should do like spike okay guys before we was a fuck was before we physically I'm recall boys but you guys probably like what's he saying before we make the fizzy drink ever by taking already our super fizzy mixture which is like literally half is and put in here less you're like spike if you guys don't know like spike is that movie out the top of our lungs hashtag like spike and you guys always a bit at the exact same time are you guys ready in five four three two one like one down below guys let's see how many likes we can get let's do it chat we about to get frizzy okay here we go why do you maybe you need liquid like all the way up oh dude it's a it's just so pretty so busy dude oh my god I think I'm like overdoing it I don't want to explore the guys guy okay this is crazy oh my god that is insane dude are those put some more Mentos in there too now that we have even more of that in there we put some more Mentos there we go let's get all the Mentos in there alright sweet sweet bath alright that's looking good dude that's looking good you know we should you I'm gonna die co2 cuz I cope this is really well with Mentos oh yeah Red Bull does Red Bull no I don't think so oh oh dude are one sec looking visual all right I'm on the frizz I'm videotaping the frizz I mean Jake told me a videotape quits alright we're still have to go without it alright so we've got this guy's which is already getting pretty pretty intense um should we add this to it what should we add to it next ah pretty much have everything okay I think we should fill the balloons yeah that's what I mean do we still have like we're doing the fizzy astir world's busiest drink we're still drew in a bit really crazy right that's not as this I want to fold the balloons yeah dude go with the fuzziest drink alright here we go almost put a bunch of these in there and then we're gonna put that on and then fill it alright how are you let me pour this in okay good my strategy all right there that goes let's get some Mountain Dew in there always got to get the Mountain Dew guys very important all right there we go I really was really quick guys so I'm gonna take the bath bomb which which is already super busy and we're gonna pour it in there really quick and then put that on all right are you ready - I'm ready all right here we go do this like all fizzing down here this is crazy all right let's put the pieces in oh god here we go we're gonna Oh guys all right whoo what is that I don't know that you put it in wait wait it's ready I need more pages okay let's go let's go put it up oh we're screwing it on guys shake it give it a nice little shake is it is it like really oh yeah all right here we go oh oh it's coming out the sides bro it's coming out the sides if you got it I believe in you just do it look at all that fizz row this is crazy oh my god yeah it's like not twisting on here properly it's like not super because I think it's meant for like the hose um yeah no it's not dude it's ready man just do it again no just like like fill the balloons holy upside-down yeah Oh God here we go we're getting some leak okay okay okay just a leak you're right you're right and yeah there's like a major I'm sorry but you were right I. Hold this in my hands it's literally just starts like fizzing like crazy oh god that is like nasty dude okay Mario we failed mission we we like immediate medium ly failed from filling the balloons but I have another idea if I'm get in here can we get lost yo shout out 200 for another $2 thank you brother man we appreciate God okay so it kind of like attaches to hear what only is a baking soda vinegar dimitri come in with two dollars next level busyness every word I know man say a table look at it it's a colorful quiz Oh Jake yeah speaker oh no it got a gecko quiz bro oh dude that's not gonna put that over there looks like good at all all right here we go guys let's uh let's go ahead and let's try this before we go to the mega fizz all right before we go to the biggest biz ever we were gonna try this I don't know if it's gonna work I'm a little bit scared let's see the stuff I think we have it in here yes we do all right the classiest classiest the most classic fizzy drink what is it Logan we take our drink right yeah I've got this okay we add some vinegar okay like this okay okay Oh God and then we put some vinegar in here okay there we go all right Wilson it's prison it's prison it's poison but it's not maximum quits okay then we gotta get maximum quiz bro all right ready oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh oh it's quiz oh um hello oh god oh god oh everywhere ah watching everywhere it's so busy it's so busy go Oh bro oh my god oh god no no it's like powers give them outside joke about that they can't blow up they're going to explode okay we're gonna attack us oh god it's so messy um yeah Jake oh that was crazy oh my god holy that's it oh dude is it like I go check it out bro you gotta go check it show two key through the man for two dollars thank you bro okay it's it's all right it's just like it exploded still listen oh that was so busy man I mean I came to get it off of here they're just like yeah yeah this is like straight vinegar all right so now are we going to the yes you're going to the main event guys it's uh it's it's kind of a big deal we've been in the works of this project for quite some time now okay so guys love level with people fixing that let me love Julie just like everybody everyone be quiet after Papa Jake makes the busiest drink Easter slide everywhere all right guys let me level with you okay what we're about to make might kill us I need to dump this goodbye please divine and love and not anymore I'm not anymore cuz we got something better alright so what would you guys is we take this let me fill with a little bit of water so you guys can see what we're doing and you guys can do this too at home if you really want to all right we need a few things look alright first up we need soap I don't know how much so I'm just guesstimating yeah all right there we go next up food color cuz we want it to be red I think well it's green right now so you kind of screwed that up well I think your guys I don't I don't think anyone understands how crazy this is gonna be kind of crazy guys so just like hold on you're with us bear with us it was full oh wow if you ever go to the washroom like this that's a very bad thing dude just look at that already oh looks like blood all right next up guys we need hydrogen peroxide which is this alright wait it's not gonna explode right I think we put this in first wait we're not gonna explode right never think so maybe I don't really know should we go outside no oh god this would be fine anything are you sure yeah keep saying you think I think I don't know this goes in here like that and we'll put a nut almost pour like extra of everything so I don't really know what's gonna happen again Jake should we go outside right after this we're going outside what do you mean by that that's when I.

Get dangerous bro okay that's when everything becomes super dangerous man all right guys here we go oh okay so we're going outside outside so it's dangerous now all right guys get ready for the fizzy astray no world set for the next video no let's do it somewhere else yeah all right okay here we go it's gonna be crazy and before we do this I'm just gonna say for all you guys were watching if you aren't subscribed go subscribe got and hit that notification video vacation I mean so subscribe button guys and if you're watching on more Poppa Jake we're gonna be doing more and more mobile live streams on there so if you guys want to keep up with the mobile live streams if you don't want to miss the behind-the-scenes stuff then make sure you subscribe and this week alone we're doing a giveaway for both Xbox ones and ps4s only on more Pappa Jake there's a link in description down below if you're watching on Papa Jake but I'm more Papa Jake that is where you can win and don't forget to join the notification squad guys these people for yet and then they don't win it sucks yeah alright ready Logan UH one sec alright so we do want more likes Mike for sure we should definitely do a like spike I don't know I think I should be recording with like Mike and that'll be fine okay fine alright are you guys ready we are about to do like spike the busiest drink in the world we are gonna do one last like spike are you guys ready in five four three two one lye spice smack that like one down below guys busiest drink in the world here we go Jake what did you do working what did you do wrong Jake's to where um didn't work Jake that sucks wait it's supposed to be closed no supposed to go blue what did you do wrong I don't know it just looks like pepto-bismol yeah it was supposed to go boom um oh whoa oh oh maybe you're supposed to shake it wait she gave me yeah don't shake it at me oh it just like popped out oh my god guys look at the frizz look at the fluid everywhere and it smells good it smells like so Wow what we duct it I didn't do the ingredients right ah no there was a there was probably a certain mix that you needed yeah and we did not do that mix and yeah I think you have to shake it and yeah we definitely had to shake it so ah anyways it was like a half win it was a habit pretty cool there we got a good shot look how far it went dude I. Know it wasn't all over the walls oh my god yeah way back there dude okay well guys I think this is where we're gonna end up vote live chance for today thank you guys enjoyed it if you guys like these you wants to do another one make us do a follow up one leave a suggestion down below some crazy ideas you guys have already been leaving suggestions and follow me on Twitter at Papa Jake teehee as well as Instagram at Papa JT. And make sure you subscribe to more Papa Jake because the giveaways happening this week and you have such a good day these are like your best odds you'll ever have a winning so go check it out link is down below but thank you guys so very much we gotta clean up and we'll see you guys next time for another awesome video every day at 3 p.M. 3 Good job bye guys.

Exes Play Truth or DrinkTruth or DrinkCut

- Let me test you on this. - I think I might be drunk. - Did you ever cheat on
me and if you did, why? - I've had some pretty
solid opportunities. (Sighs) - The fuck? (Orchestra music) - I'm Kya.

- I'm Quinn. - I'm Dan. - I'm Shannon. - Did you answer my ad? I think I had a dating
ad and you answered it.

- Oh it was a dating ad, yeah. - I was 15, we didn't really date. - We dated and then we lived together. - We hung out a lot.

(Laughing) - We were in a very serious relationship. - We broke up. (Laughing) - I mean that was, like, five years ago. - Yeah, so it was a while back.

- Yeah. - Had to pick a safe ex. (Laughing) - I'll ask you. What do your friends
and parents think of me? - Everyone loves you.

But everyone hates you as my boyfriend. - Oh shit. - We fight a lot. - My mom loved you.

- Really? I stopped calling on New
Years because I didn't want it to be weird. - You fucked my cousin. - What? (Chuckles) - Oh, shit. Let's not even-- How did I end it thinking of family when we're talking about the family? Is it my turn? - When did you know it was over? - It was kind of rocky from the get-go.

I just think as soon as
I knew for sure that the physical romantic chemistry
wasn't there for me-- it seemed to be there for you, but not me. - You knew it was over the first day, we just drank it off for three years. - When did you know it was over? - When you hit me in the
rib with your high heel. - That was, too.

I ain't gonna lie. We didn't have a healthy relationship, let's just say that. - When you're being a huge dick, I was like "it's probably over." - Am I better lover than
who you're currently with? Be honest. - I'm not currently with anybody.

My god, yes. No. Her new boyfriend... Looks awesome.

- He's pretty cute. - Yeah. - What do you think I
should change about myself for my next relationship? - I'm definitely going to drink. (Laughing) - Oh wow, okay.

That's interesting. - I don't think my opinion
is valid in this scenario. - But you have one. (Laughing) - Did you ever cheat on me? If you did, why? - I don't think I cheated on you.

I'm just gonna take a shot. - No... - No. - You've probably ended up-- - I would've felt less guilty.

- You've probably wouldn't have minded. - I would've been like
I want him to be happy. - I wouldn't call it cheating. - What was it? - A touch.

- Who? - We were in the same bed together. - How do you mean touch? - I rubbed her titty. - Okay. - She was like "do you
want to touch my titty?" And I was like "I'll touch your titty." I was like "what a nice titty." Then I was like "now
that's it, go to sleep." (Laughing) - There was someone I was seeing-- - I'm like...

Impressed. (Laughing) - Not that you're seeing somebody else. - I really felt like I had it. (Laughing) - There was just a little
bit of overlap, I think.

(Laughing) - When you started hanging out with me, did you cut that off? - Eventually, yeah. - You cut it off or faded it out? - You faded it out! - Faded it out. (Laughing) - Who was the first person
you made out with after we broke up? - I'll probably say Adriana. - You childish for that! You childish! - Adriana was my first girlfriend.

You don't even know the half of it. - This is so bad. - It's cool. Take a shot! - Random girl named Kelsey in New Orleans.

- If you don't want to
know, you can take a shot. - That was true though. - Cool. - What? Okay...

I dare you to take a body shot off of me. - What's a body shot? (Laughing) - To get out of it, it takes two shots. - Jesus Christ. - This feels like a consent situation.

- I know that's what I
was getting to, I'm like-- (laughing) - I dare you to take a body shot off me or take two to get out of it. - You have a boyfriend,
I respect this gentleman. - Come on, let's pour it in there. (Laughing) - You can either-- - I'm like...

I'm 100 years old. (Laughing) I think you should stay on that side. - Where is it gonna go? - Well, where were you gonna put it? - I don't know. - Uh oh.

- Sorry. - That was too much. - Here, I got you. (Glass clinks) (cheers) (laughing) - Wow you really got your
mouth around that thing.

- Anyone else want one? Chris? - Stay really still. (Laughing) (clapping) - Oh fuck! Do you ever pop into my
head while I masturbate? Yes. Wait, that questions for you! I'm dirty as hell!
(Laughing) - Do I ever pop into your
head when you're masturbating? (Giggles) - What the fuck? - Yeah. (Laughs) - Yeah.

- Oh god! - Your turn. Go and draw a card. - Do you think I'll be a good wife? - Fuck yeah! - Really? - I wanted you to be my wife! (Chuckles) - Would you go out with me again? - We are going out. He's taking me to dinner.

You're taking me to dinner. - Would you go out with me again? - You know the answer. I fucked up. - If you could do it over
again, what would you change? - Definitely not be so...

Violent and aggressive towards you. Do not look at me like that. - Thank you. - Do you still love me? - Yeah.

Of course. - When you move into the future and you're no longer connected... I just don't-- I don't know where she's
gonna be when she gets old. - I wanna cheers to a nice
friendship and happiness.

- Yes. Come here, that's blessings. - Yeah I hope we stay friends
for a long time actually. (Glasses clink) - To friendship.

(Chuckles) - I think some other
people are like "fuck you" but I'm so lucky. (Glass clinks) (laughing) - I wish you... Success and luck and health. And all the best.

- Cheers. (Offscreen crew applauding).

Exes Play Truth or Drink (Devin & Curtis)Truth or DrinkCut

- Are you guys kidding? This video's never gonna end. What's the most annoying thing about me? (Laughing) - Oh, God! Cheers. - Hmm-mm! - I'm Devin. - I'm Curtis.

- And, we dated. - We did! - Last week? - Maybe like four or five months? - 'Cause I'm an adult. - 'Cause there's alcohol? - Ugh, okay, oh God. - No.

- Rate me in bed, how
can I improve? (Laughing) - Oh my God, instant panic. - I'll take a shot with you
to not answer that question. - Do I ever pop into your
head when you're masturbating? - I don't masturbate, so, no. It's not something I need and when I do need it I can get it.

- When you need it you can
get it, like (snaps), yeah? - Do you still love me,
did you ever love me? - I do love you as a person just like friend, you know? - Mm-hmm - Yeah
- Yeah - Mm-hmm - Uncomfortable. - Why did we break up? - You think I'm trash and
I think you're stupid. - I agree with one of those statements. - Yeah, same.

- Next question! - Perfect Am I a better lover than
who you're currently with, be honest? Have you slept with
anyone since we broke up? (Laughing) - Um, like, no What did your friends
and family think of me? - My sister was skeptical,
my mom doesn't care unless you make it past six months 'cause she knows I'm insane. - Oh, it was so close! - So close! My friends hate Curtis. (Laughing) My friends hate you. You're gonna take a shot.

I dare you to post on Facebook that we're back together. - Yeah, no. (Laughing) I can't do that one. - Post it.

- You want me to post it? - Yeah, post it. - No that is so uncomfortable
- Post it 'Cause you'll take it
down and it'll be fine and no one's going to care. - Change the relationship
status or post it? Is that all I do? - Yeah and then you press save. - Oh, I thought someone
already just commented.

In a relationship with Devin Chambers! We look like twins, that's so hideous. - Steven just text messaged me and said, "wait, what? What the fuck is happening? What are you two doing?" (Phone rings) - Hi, what do you think
of my Facebook post? - I'm not sure about it, Curtis called me and he just sat there and kind of begged me and I was like I'm trying to get on this plane I didn't know how to deal with it and I feel like I just caved. - Um, love you, bye. - Dude If you could erase every
memory of me, would you? - No.

- Yeah, I would erase you
making out with my friend on the dance floor in front of me. - 'Cause to me
- I wasn't there - If I was at a bar and looked over and he was making out
with one of my friends I just feel like it's a respect thing you know who you're going home with. - It is a respect thing and that's why our respect levels are different. I respect you enough not to do it.

- Okay, I would trust
that it's just a fun thing - Your turn. - Okay, see he doesn't like talking about these kinds of things. - Where do you see us in 10 years? - I dunno, maybe speaking? I dare you to kiss me with tongue take two shots to get out of it. - I mean, there's some
consent involved but - I'm down - Yeah Okay, that was awkward but - I feel great (laughing) - Is there anything you
would like to apologize for? - No.

- Yeah. - Hi. I've decided that I was
just kidding about Curtis. No longer in a relationship, bad idea, whoops, my bad.

- He's probably devastated,
I gave him a quick call and he said, "k," and hung up. - I mean, the trash is
gonna stick in the trash and us gold pieces are
gonna stick together. - [Steven] Well why do I feel
like you've said that before. - Okay, bye! - You're such a fucking asshole.

(Laughing) Do you have any advice for
me as I date new people? Take a shot. (Laughing) - Be more attentive. I hate that I felt like your
boyfriend of convenience. It was pulling teeth to get
you to go on a date with me and then the only time you would hang out with me as your boyfriend was I'm going out to this event, do you want to come? I'm not your boyfriend for Instagram or for social media or for Snapchat or for convenience, you have to treat your boyfriend like a boyfriend.

So there's one. Probably stop with the I'm
unapologetically Curtis one. Be willing to compromise somewhere because if you are unwilling to compromise like you are now, you
will never find someone that's going to mesh with you. So that's what I would say to that.

- I would tone down the aggressiveness when having a conversation. The panic, panic let me
just speak as fast as I can. That's probably what I
would like you to change, but maybe there's a guy
out there that likes that. - I mean, a lot of people
like directness, so probably.

- Well then you'll find one of them. - Yeah. - Love you - ILY (kiss noise) (clicks tongue) Okay (laughing) - Stupid I hate you so much (applause).