and I'm talking about-- she call me, Pop pop, I need this. - I see your account has $3.25,
So I moved you some money. - To who much is given, - Much is required.
- Thank you.
- I'm 21. - I'm fifty, I don't know. - I swear you had a 60th
birthday at some point. - No.
- No? - Yes sir.
- Shots, shots, shots, shots (laughs). - Let the games begin. Ladies first. - Aw (laughs).
What do you want your funeral to be like and what role would you like me to play? - So I would like to see my
nephews carrying my coffin. Knowing you, you're
probably gonna need to be in the audience 'cause you
probably ain't gonna be able to compose yourself
or nothing like that. I couldn't ask you to
speak 'cause it's gonna be too traumatic. - What is the most
stereotypical old person thing that I do that you-- - You don't act like typical old people.
- I'm the good grandfather. - He's the one that comes
and takes shots with me and does this stuff. Okay (laughs) if you could
give me one piece, one, of life advice, what would it be? - Never settle, always do the best at everything you can be. In your relationship, in your work, don't buy nothing you can't afford.
That's--
- That's all the same thing? - It's all the same thing. - It's like one, colon,
and then, parenthesis. - It's a package, it's a package. Let's drink.
- I'm gonna toast to that
speech you just gave. - That was a statement. Have you ever stolen anything from me? Whoa. She got that look in her eye.
- Define steal. - Take something that I did not give you. - Yes. - What? What, you thief.
- I found some of your roaches. - That don't count, it's only weed. - You didn't give it to me. - It's only weed, it don't count.
- Nothing too materialistic. - What would you consider
too materialistic? Can we call the police now? - If you had the option, would you choose to haunt me after you die? Ooh. - Yeah (both laugh). I'm gonna be there.
I will be with you
physically and spiritually for the rest of your life. When you feel that breeze
in the middle of the night, you get that instinct, it's me 'cause I'm gonna always be there. Do you think I could've
been a better grandparent? - I'm going back to childhood, right? Mainly getting beat back in the day. You shut up, if I say why, you're like, 'cause I said so.
That's not a reason.
- It is, it is. - I would like to know--
- That's a reason. When you get older, that will
be an answer slash reason. It's like, oh how come I can't
have candy for breakfast? Because I said so.
- Do you have any sex advice
for me after I turn 50? - Fall in love with
somebody that you can love and that loves you back. That's it, because the
physical part is just physical. That's the key to being
healthy and vibrant. Wow.
Describe how long your virginity lasted. Oh no, I'm sorry, it's describe how you lost your virginity. - Wait, how long it lasted? - No, no, describe how
you lost your virginity. - I could tell you it was, it wasn't-- - I don't wanna know.
I don't wanna know. I don't need to know. - That's what this was
waiting for right here. How many people have you slept with? - Hmm.
Wow, how many people have I slept with? I would say maybe 30? How many people you slept with? - Six.
- Damn, six. Did you hear that? - Five, I mean, technically. - Now she's lying. How you go from six to five, I would think it would go up.
There was that time when--
(both laugh) Six versus 30, damn, but
I'm a lot older, I'm a guy. - Does it matter? - Sure, because women
love with their heart. Guys love with their eyes. - Women are attracted with
their eyes too, first, it takes a while to actually
love with your heart.
- I know, but then they get into the, I like him, I think I can change him. - How do you feel about my dating choices? - As long as it's never had to be physical with you and no guy, that's
where I draw the line 'cause if somebody's gonna
put their hands on you, then what that does for me is it puts me in a position that I have to put everything that I
got going on in jeopardy because I can't afford to
be locked up, but I will. So keep making good choices. Okay, what do you think
my obituary should say? Wow, she's struggling for my good points.
- I had more shots than you. - Wow, she's struggling
for my good points? - Just how genuine you are, first of all, and you have a really big heart. - You could've said how
gorgeous I was and-- - How your eyes sparkled like diamonds? Are you sexually active still? How often are you hitting it? - Well--
- That's a direct quote. - Yes, and at least once a week.
- Is that by your choice or Nana's choice? - I think both of our choice because it ain't like--
- It just happens? - It ain't like I'm raping her. - Well yeah. - How you hitting, how they hitting it? - Not very often now. - She's lying, she's lying.
- How could you have a boyfriend and then it's not regular, because that doesn't make any sense. - We're not together right now. I mean, before that, more than you. - Ladies first.
- It's your turn. - Have you ever broken the law? Have you ever been arrested? - Yes, I drive without a seatbelt. - Really? Listen, that's not only illegal, that's irresponsible. - It's real uncomfortable.
- You know what I'm gonna buy
you one for your birthday? I'm gonna get you one
of them little cushion. Fuzzy looking thing that
don't cut on your collarbone because you need to feel
comfortable wearing your seatbelt. - Have you ever broken
the law or been arrested? - Lots of times, yes to both. - What did you get arrested for? - Child support, beating somebody's ass that needed their ass beat.
- Serving some justice on the side. Ooh, I actually wanna know this one. Ready?
- Hit me. - How did you react when you found out my mom was pregnant with me? - Ooh.
- She was 17 at the time. - Yeah, that was a tough one. Even though I didn't take it well, by the time you were
here, I was all on board. I was all on board.
- Grandma told me that there
was abortion talked about. - The conversation came about because I wasn't ready to deal with my failure, because again, just like you, the same thing applied to her. If I wasn't, the reason why she succeeded, I was the reason why she failed. No regrets to the conversation, but just maturity from
the conversation, so.
Last question. - For you. - If you could change anything about me, what would it be? - I wouldn't change anything. - Aw, you're lying.
Have another shot, 'cause you're not getting out of this shit. What would you change? - When things don't go your way in public, you're a little bit aggressive sometimes. - Okay, I take that. - Like at the airport.
- Ooh.
- You're going off on people for not doing things your way. - Salud.
- Salud. - Look at me. - There's really nothing new, per se.
I knew she smoked-- - How did you find out I smoked? - Her sister came to me and said, "Look, look at Tiana." - Was it her? - Look at Tiana on
Snapchat smoking a blunt. - I knew it was her. - Do you know she smoked weed? But I already knew..
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