me and if you did, why? - I've had some pretty
solid opportunities. (Sighs) - The fuck? (Orchestra music) - I'm Kya.
- I'm Quinn. - I'm Dan. - I'm Shannon. - Did you answer my ad? I think I had a dating
ad and you answered it.
- Oh it was a dating ad, yeah. - I was 15, we didn't really date. - We dated and then we lived together. - We hung out a lot.
(Laughing) - We were in a very serious relationship. - We broke up. (Laughing) - I mean that was, like, five years ago. - Yeah, so it was a while back.
- Yeah. - Had to pick a safe ex. (Laughing) - I'll ask you. What do your friends
and parents think of me? - Everyone loves you.
But everyone hates you as my boyfriend. - Oh shit. - We fight a lot. - My mom loved you.
- Really? I stopped calling on New
Years because I didn't want it to be weird. - You fucked my cousin. - What? (Chuckles) - Oh, shit. Let's not even-- How did I end it thinking of family when we're talking about the family? Is it my turn? - When did you know it was over? - It was kind of rocky from the get-go.
I just think as soon as
I knew for sure that the physical romantic chemistry
wasn't there for me-- it seemed to be there for you, but not me. - You knew it was over the first day, we just drank it off for three years. - When did you know it was over? - When you hit me in the
rib with your high heel. - That was, too.
I ain't gonna lie. We didn't have a healthy relationship, let's just say that. - When you're being a huge dick, I was like "it's probably over." - Am I better lover than
who you're currently with? Be honest. - I'm not currently with anybody.
My god, yes. No. Her new boyfriend... Looks awesome.
- He's pretty cute. - Yeah. - What do you think I
should change about myself for my next relationship? - I'm definitely going to drink. (Laughing) - Oh wow, okay.
That's interesting. - I don't think my opinion
is valid in this scenario. - But you have one. (Laughing) - Did you ever cheat on me? If you did, why? - I don't think I cheated on you.
I'm just gonna take a shot. - No... - No. - You've probably ended up-- - I would've felt less guilty.
- You've probably wouldn't have minded. - I would've been like
I want him to be happy. - I wouldn't call it cheating. - What was it? - A touch.
- Who? - We were in the same bed together. - How do you mean touch? - I rubbed her titty. - Okay. - She was like "do you
want to touch my titty?" And I was like "I'll touch your titty." I was like "what a nice titty." Then I was like "now
that's it, go to sleep." (Laughing) - There was someone I was seeing-- - I'm like...
Impressed. (Laughing) - Not that you're seeing somebody else. - I really felt like I had it. (Laughing) - There was just a little
bit of overlap, I think.
(Laughing) - When you started hanging out with me, did you cut that off? - Eventually, yeah. - You cut it off or faded it out? - You faded it out! - Faded it out. (Laughing) - Who was the first person
you made out with after we broke up? - I'll probably say Adriana. - You childish for that! You childish! - Adriana was my first girlfriend.
You don't even know the half of it. - This is so bad. - It's cool. Take a shot! - Random girl named Kelsey in New Orleans.
- If you don't want to
know, you can take a shot. - That was true though. - Cool. - What? Okay...
I dare you to take a body shot off of me. - What's a body shot? (Laughing) - To get out of it, it takes two shots. - Jesus Christ. - This feels like a consent situation.
- I know that's what I
was getting to, I'm like-- (laughing) - I dare you to take a body shot off me or take two to get out of it. - You have a boyfriend,
I respect this gentleman. - Come on, let's pour it in there. (Laughing) - You can either-- - I'm like...
I'm 100 years old. (Laughing) I think you should stay on that side. - Where is it gonna go? - Well, where were you gonna put it? - I don't know. - Uh oh.
- Sorry. - That was too much. - Here, I got you. (Glass clinks) (cheers) (laughing) - Wow you really got your
mouth around that thing.
- Anyone else want one? Chris? - Stay really still. (Laughing) (clapping) - Oh fuck! Do you ever pop into my
head while I masturbate? Yes. Wait, that questions for you! I'm dirty as hell!
(Laughing) - Do I ever pop into your
head when you're masturbating? (Giggles) - What the fuck? - Yeah. (Laughs) - Yeah.
- Oh god! - Your turn. Go and draw a card. - Do you think I'll be a good wife? - Fuck yeah! - Really? - I wanted you to be my wife! (Chuckles) - Would you go out with me again? - We are going out. He's taking me to dinner.
You're taking me to dinner. - Would you go out with me again? - You know the answer. I fucked up. - If you could do it over
again, what would you change? - Definitely not be so...
Violent and aggressive towards you. Do not look at me like that. - Thank you. - Do you still love me? - Yeah.
Of course. - When you move into the future and you're no longer connected... I just don't-- I don't know where she's
gonna be when she gets old. - I wanna cheers to a nice
friendship and happiness.
- Yes. Come here, that's blessings. - Yeah I hope we stay friends
for a long time actually. (Glasses clink) - To friendship.
(Chuckles) - I think some other
people are like "fuck you" but I'm so lucky. (Glass clinks) (laughing) - I wish you... Success and luck and health. And all the best.
- Cheers. (Offscreen crew applauding).
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