- I'm Tanola Spencer - The T twins
- The T twins (giggles) - We're twin sisters
- Twin sisters - Oh yeah
- Yeah - If you're a twin like, they
always group you together like you're never your
name anymore, you're always - [Both] the twins.
- Kind of, I mean we think very similarly - Three, two, one
- (both) Night Moves - Ohhhh! Shit! - Oh, three, two, one
- [Both] Marcus - Favorite drug? - Three, two, one: Claritin?
- This'll be... (Shane laughs and claps, crew laughs) - What the fuck is...? Who came up with these questions? (Tanola laughs with crew)
- [Camera Man] Can you read... - Have you ever thought of
killing me and taking my place? (Laughter)
That is dark! - Have you ever thought of
killing me and taking my place? (Laughs)
- The fuck? Nope.
- No. - Nuh - Yes, like...
- What?! - Just to have my own identity - I wasn't aware of half of this Blair.
- I concocted a whole thing.
- Ooh, you would know this too! Have we ever slept with the same person? - Have we?
- I don't know, have we? - I don't know, have we?!
- I don't know! (Both twins laugh) - Have we ever slept with the same person? - No
- You probably slept- (laughter)
- What else don't I know? - No chance baby!
- Yuh! Brad is of the homosex persuasion, and I'm of the heterosex persuasion. Therefore, I've never been in
a B, he's never been in a V. - Cheers bitch
- Toast - What's the funniest trick
we played on people as twins? - We didn't play fuck
with anybody that much - 'Cause we're not dicks!
We don't wanna like... - No, no no...
- "Be those twins" - I think it's just
'cause we were pussies.
I think we just got nervous.
Remember? 'Cause in seventh grade,
"lets switch classes," and then, right when we did it, I remember sitting in class like so, so nervous!
- Sweating, like bullets Just this stuff, it's
gonna come any minute. - Yeah, like something bad's gonna happen, or Ms. Jacobs is gonna come and expel us on site or something. - Yeah
- I went right back to class - What are your biggest
complaints about my partner? - Hmmm
(nervous giggles) - Okay - What are your biggest
complaints about my partner? - Oooh...
(Giggles)
- I knew that this... - He's selfish, and he acts
like an only child all the time - He's a good guy, but I don't... - Do you think he's attractive? - No, I don't think he's attractive at all - Oh really?
- No - Is there anything
physically different about us? Are even our genitals the same? (Laughter) I'm pretty happy with my penis size. - I don't think that's the question dude (laughter) - You have slimmer cheeks than I do - Slimmer cheeks...
- You're more rugged, you're like the...
- Bigger these ones? - No!
No way! - Yes
- No way! What?! - How do mom tell us apart?
- She guessed.
- Facts.
For most of, oh... Hey Tano, Tey, Tano, Tey, Ter-, come here. (Laughter)
Come over here. - Yeah - Would you ever...This
is fuckin' great dude! Would you ever have a three-some with me? - Absolutely not
- Why not man? - Next question.
- You didn't say why not - No
- For the record, I wouldn't either, but I wanna know...
- Why do we need to get into it then? - Just answer the fucking question dude - Why I wouldn't have
a three-some with you? - Yes
- It's because we're twins! - All the time, people
ask us, but I don't think 'cause like at the end of the day, you're gonna favor one of us.
- Yeah - And I will be pissed if it ain't me - Yeah
- So... - Hey no, next question: do
people try to fetishize us? Yeah.
- All the time - All the time - Could we have a two-for-one deal? - Yeah, no
- No, there's no coupon for us - There's like a whole
fucking section of like twin fetish porn, and it's really gross. - It's like when you
accidentally scroll through, and you're looking for
something normal and racy - Yeah, right.
- Like I've seen it, fist thing grows, seen it, seen it... - Yeah yeah yeah
- twin-cess, eh.
- I feel like I've had girlfriends
who have come up to me, and been like: before we were dating, I pictured both of you two fucking me. - Just Eiffel Tower,
- Not that we would do it. - Isn't it like she's below-?
- No no no - Doing that
- Yeah - And we're just like
- Other in bow - This in bow
- It's a one-time Eiffel Tower It's like a
(high fives) We're doing it!
- What?! - What do we hold a fuckin' teepee? For the whole time?
- Yeah, yeah I think so. - That sounds like a lot of arm work.
- Can you please ask another question? - Yup - Who would win in a fist fight? - Probably me.
- Probably me. - Well I did take martial arts. - Oh you took martial arts
(laughter) - Fuck you!
- You took martial arts huh? - Yeah! - Oh it's bad, this is so bad. - What if we're locked for eternity? - Incoming
- What if we can't move? - And then, we'll...
Oh no! You're so much stronger than I am! I worked out earlier
today, you did nothing! - Yes
(crew cheers) - Godammit, that's
embarrassing, that's on film.
- What's the worst thing
that I have ever done to you? - To me?
- Yeah. - When you were in a ska band, the nine of you...
- Oh, don't - Wrote a song called, "Brad is Gay" - But they didn't hear
it, they couldn't hear what we were saying, we
were just yelling it. - Being ridiculously
attracted to dudes is GAY! (Nervous laughter) - I think anyone would hear that - Aw, I'm so fucking sorry dude. - What would your reaction be if you got a call saying I was dead? - Oh god.
(Giggles, nervous exhale) - What would your reaction be if you got a call saying I was dead? (Long exhale) - Oh, I thought about it so much.
I just have thought about you
dying, like now in my life? Now, and I hate it like I...
- You hate me in your life? - No, fucking listen to what
I'm trying to tell you bro (exhale)
I love you (laughter) - I would think I would
feel so much emotion that I would just shut
down, but the thing is, which is weird, I think
I would know it happened before they got their call.
Like I think, whenever you would take your last breath like I would feel that. - I don't know why, I think sometimes I catch myself
thinking about it, and like tear up
(giggle) - Really? - No, but it would, it would suck so much to live without you.
- Yeah it'd be the worst
(exhales) - I would like I don't
know man, I would like (exhales) - Hey, I'm still up, still here. - It sounds like the worst thing. It's like the worst
thing I could think of.
- 'Cause I mean, you're your own person. But you really are like a part of me - Yeah
- You know like a part of me (clears throat)
so... - Is life better as a twin?
- Yes - Two brains, two perspectives on life? - Yeah - A 100% no, I feel like I
am blessed to be a twin... - If you buy us a showtime, I have no idea how to answer it because I don't know life without being a twin.
- Yeah, yeah.
- This is like my best friend, right here. Hey, I love you.
- This has been great, I love you too. - Like I love you
- I'm mad in love for you - Yeah, I'm mad in love for you too - Here, we did it! (Applause, cheers) - Thank you. - Yeah!
- Yeah - Yeah, definitely.
- And it's not often that we really listen
to each other that much.
So I learned,
- Yeah - What you're comfortable sharing with me. - Yeah yeah, thanks Truth or Drink..
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