- And, we dated. - We did! - Last week? - Maybe like four or five months? - 'Cause I'm an adult. - 'Cause there's alcohol? - Ugh, okay, oh God. - No.
- Rate me in bed, how
can I improve? (Laughing) - Oh my God, instant panic. - I'll take a shot with you
to not answer that question. - Do I ever pop into your
head when you're masturbating? - I don't masturbate, so, no. It's not something I need and when I do need it I can get it.
- When you need it you can
get it, like (snaps), yeah? - Do you still love me,
did you ever love me? - I do love you as a person just like friend, you know? - Mm-hmm - Yeah
- Yeah - Mm-hmm - Uncomfortable. - Why did we break up? - You think I'm trash and
I think you're stupid. - I agree with one of those statements. - Yeah, same.
- Next question! - Perfect Am I a better lover than
who you're currently with, be honest? Have you slept with
anyone since we broke up? (Laughing) - Um, like, no What did your friends
and family think of me? - My sister was skeptical,
my mom doesn't care unless you make it past six months 'cause she knows I'm insane. - Oh, it was so close! - So close! My friends hate Curtis. (Laughing) My friends hate you. You're gonna take a shot.
I dare you to post on Facebook that we're back together. - Yeah, no. (Laughing) I can't do that one. - Post it.
- You want me to post it? - Yeah, post it. - No that is so uncomfortable
- Post it 'Cause you'll take it
down and it'll be fine and no one's going to care. - Change the relationship
status or post it? Is that all I do? - Yeah and then you press save. - Oh, I thought someone
already just commented.
In a relationship with Devin Chambers! We look like twins, that's so hideous. - Steven just text messaged me and said, "wait, what? What the fuck is happening? What are you two doing?" (Phone rings) - Hi, what do you think
of my Facebook post? - I'm not sure about it, Curtis called me and he just sat there and kind of begged me and I was like I'm trying to get on this plane I didn't know how to deal with it and I feel like I just caved. - Um, love you, bye. - Dude If you could erase every
memory of me, would you? - No.
- Yeah, I would erase you
making out with my friend on the dance floor in front of me. - 'Cause to me
- I wasn't there - If I was at a bar and looked over and he was making out
with one of my friends I just feel like it's a respect thing you know who you're going home with. - It is a respect thing and that's why our respect levels are different. I respect you enough not to do it.
- Okay, I would trust
that it's just a fun thing - Your turn. - Okay, see he doesn't like talking about these kinds of things. - Where do you see us in 10 years? - I dunno, maybe speaking? I dare you to kiss me with tongue take two shots to get out of it. - I mean, there's some
consent involved but - I'm down - Yeah Okay, that was awkward but - I feel great (laughing) - Is there anything you
would like to apologize for? - No.
- Yeah. - Hi. I've decided that I was
just kidding about Curtis. No longer in a relationship, bad idea, whoops, my bad.
- He's probably devastated,
I gave him a quick call and he said, "k," and hung up. - I mean, the trash is
gonna stick in the trash and us gold pieces are
gonna stick together. - [Steven] Well why do I feel
like you've said that before. - Okay, bye! - You're such a fucking asshole.
(Laughing) Do you have any advice for
me as I date new people? Take a shot. (Laughing) - Be more attentive. I hate that I felt like your
boyfriend of convenience. It was pulling teeth to get
you to go on a date with me and then the only time you would hang out with me as your boyfriend was I'm going out to this event, do you want to come? I'm not your boyfriend for Instagram or for social media or for Snapchat or for convenience, you have to treat your boyfriend like a boyfriend.
So there's one. Probably stop with the I'm
unapologetically Curtis one. Be willing to compromise somewhere because if you are unwilling to compromise like you are now, you
will never find someone that's going to mesh with you. So that's what I would say to that.
- I would tone down the aggressiveness when having a conversation. The panic, panic let me
just speak as fast as I can. That's probably what I
would like you to change, but maybe there's a guy
out there that likes that. - I mean, a lot of people
like directness, so probably.
- Well then you'll find one of them. - Yeah. - Love you - ILY (kiss noise) (clicks tongue) Okay (laughing) - Stupid I hate you so much (applause).
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