at our divorce proceedings. (Classical music plays) - Um I am Rachel, and how
do we know each other? We're
- Well first of all, I'm Kayla - And we're engaged. (Laughs) - We met in glee club
at college at Western.
- We met at a party. - Can we drink first? Like take a shot to... - [Both] Cheers. - Good luck.
- Thanks, you too. - You wanna read it?
- Sure. How often do we have sex? How often should we have sex? - The right amount. - Realistically it's more
once or twice a week.
- Yeah. - Gay sex you just have to
take a shower afterwards. - Oh my god, don't say that. - We decided to wait until we're married.
- Yeah we took a break from having sex. (Deep exhale) - What is your favorite sex position, and what is your least favorite? - My most favorite is the new one, the like scissors. - Favorite sex position is when
I finally get to be a bottom and my least favorite sex
position is when I have to sit on your face constantly. (Laughs) - I enjoy sitting on your face.
That's pretty nice. - Do you ever fake an orgasm? You look like a deer in the headlights. - Have you ever faked an orgasm? - I did in the beginning
of our relationship. I know.
- When is the last time you masturbated? - This morning. - This morning? - Yeah. - I was in the room right next door? - You were asleep. - Um when was the last time...
- Yesterday.
- Really? - Yeah. - Where was...When? - There's a magic hour. - If you had one hall pass,
who would you sleep with? - Alicia Keys. She can get it anytime.
- Yeah that's pretty good.
- I would probably want to play
with like Jennifer Aniston. - I was not expecting that one. Wait are you gay? - Yes. - Okay.
- Oh you know I'm gay.
- I don't know. - John Mayer.
- Emma Watson. - Emma Watson? - Yeah. Who doesn't have a Harry Potter fantasy? Come on.
- How many sexual partners have you had? (Chuckles) - It's just quicker for
me to take a shot, so I could count, 'kay? - Oh no, we'd be here all
night just like your stories. - How many sexual partners
have you had sex with? - Six. - Six? I'm not gonna say it. Nope, I'm gonna say it.
Six dicks. - Uh on the count of three,
say the number of children we'd ideally have. - [Both] One, two, three. - One.
- Three.
- Oh. Why? - Having children can be weird. - One, two, three, Five.
- One puppy. - Into this
- I am still a child.
- Yeah.
- I can't have children. - We barely get by with bills.
- Are you kidding me? - On the count of three, say the number of children we'd ideally have. - Two. - On the count of three.
- Nope. There's no other answer. - Oh, are you nervous
about getting married? - Yes. Just sharing your life 100
percent with one person.
- Yeah our weddings gonna be weird. - So it's gonna be a whole
bunch of Spanish speaking Dominicans and a whole bunch of - White people. - Do I have any friends
or family members that you don't want at the wedding? - I personally don't want
either of her parents there. I have a massive lack of
respect for both of them so, - They don't know that we live together, and they don't like our
moral values, and so they would hate him for no
reason and that bothers me.
- Um, I dare you to call one of your exs and invite them to the wedding. Please drink. - I have one but I don't think she's gonna answer my phone call. - Who is it? - Veronica.
Kay I'll leave a voicemail. Just calling to see if you're
gonna be coming to our wedding It's September 2nd. That's gonna be really awkward text. - What is the one thing you'd
want to change about me? (Nervous laughter) - I'm gonna take a shot on this one.
- Okay. - Nothing, nothing at all. What about you? - You're always right, and it's not just like a I'm always, like I'm always right, I'm always right, but then you're like grab a knife, I'm always fucking right. - I would change how
big of a dick you are.
- I think you need to drink more. I've drunk plenty. (Laughs) - I feel fine. - You feel fine? - About 40 to 50 percent
of married couples in the United States divorce,
do you think we'll last? - Gay marriage is something
that we've fought for.
We have it now, and we should
be grateful and take it, not take it for granted. - I think I'll give it a year and - See how it goes?
- And see how it goes. - You wanna see how it goes?
- Yeah, that's, yeah. - Yeah we're gonna go
the distance, and we work really well together so
I'm not worried about it.
- I love you. - I love you so much. - Aww. - I love you.
- I love you. (Laughs) - What? Okay. - Do we have to? - Do we have to? - I love you. - I know, I know.
That's why we're still getting married, and I'm putting up with it. - I go 90, you go 10. - I did. - You did a solid negative five.
- Alright, therapy's our next video..
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