Madison: I'm really not ready for this Madison: I'm probably the first one. I'm going to take a shot
Craig: When I get old will you let me live with you Craig: Or will you put me in a home
Madison: I'm gonna put you in a home Madison: I'm just gonna be honest. Craig: But if you think about it...
Not even a thought. Madison: Oh, really? Madison: Do you perform oral sex on Mom? Craig: She did write these, didn't she. Like today? Madison: No! Craig: She hadn't showered yet, so I left early.
Madison: Oh my gosh Madison: That's so gross.
Craig: Oh my God. How many people have you slept with? Madison: I said that they were gonna ask this
Craig: You Madison: Gotta pull out my notes. I have it in alphabetic order.
Craig: I think I wouldn't. Craig: Yeah Craig: What do you want, vodka?
Madison: I want tequila
Craig: Oh, I knew it Craig: Get it Craig: Did you ever have fake ID?
Madison: Yeah.
I had like four. Madison: When I got my first ID I think I was like, sixteen.
Craig: Sixteen?!
Madison: Yeah Craig: I'm gonna talk to your mom. She should have had better control of you.
Madison: I think mom paid for my first one Craig: When you were 16?!
Madison: Yeah! She did
Craig: Oh shit Craig: No oral sex for her Madison: When I moved out where you relieved, or sad? Craig: My God these are so easy Craig: Relieved Craig: Oh god.
Have you ever stolen from me?
Madison: Yes Craig: I mean, they're the easiest ones in the world. I would be asleep, and I'd have my...
Madison: I took the, I took the TV the other day Craig: She took my TV frickin, two weeks ago Craig: Out of our bedroom, a big screen TV.
Madison: I didn't know how long they were gone on vacation. I was like you know what it's light. I'll bring it back Madison: How and when did you know I was sexually active? Craig: How?
Madison: How? Mom?
Craig: Mom told me Craig: She tells me everything
Madison: Mom tells you everything Craig: No, you tell mom everything.
Madison: I do tell mom everything.
Craig: And then she tells me what little bits I can handle. Craig: Small amounts, small Increments, amounts, so that it doesn't completely age me Craig: When did you lose your virginity, did you use protection? Madison: You don't want me to answer it?
Craig: I think you better take the shot
Madison: I'll take the shot then if you don't want me to answer it Madison: Does he have to take a shot if he doesn't want me to answer. How about we just both do it.
Craig: Half, half of one. Little pinch of one Madison: Oh my god, I almost lost it Madison: I almost lost it there Madison: If I was never born, what do you think your life would be like
Craig: Oh my god, wonderment.
Wonderment! Craig: So I'd have less grey hair.
Madison: Oh, yeah
Craig: Wrinkles, I wouldn't have any wrinkles Madison: I think that's genetics Craig: Have you ever had a threesome? Would you? Madison: This is for you. This for you.
Craig: I know
Madison: It's for you, but I have
Craig: Oh, Jesus Craig: You still have to drink.
Madison: Yeah. What's your favorite sexual position? Craig: When your mom pretends she's asleep Madison: Do you or have you ever watched adult films? Craig: Yeah, who hasn't?
Madison: Duh, who hasn't? Come on guys Craig: Your mom makes me watch some weird ones though
Madison: Ok, enough. Now you're just...Now you're going too far.
You're going too far with mom. Madison: You're going too far. Stop bringing her in on all this.
Craig: Now she's gonna say, "People are gonna see this!" Madison: Did you ever drop me when I was a baby? Craig: Oh yeah, oh yeah. Oh easy.
Madison: Is that why I have this weird dent right here.
Madison: Extra Craig: What is your favorite sexual position? Madison: It's doggy
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