- You damn right. - Fuck it all.
- I'm Debi Pitts Witaker Brown Cherie. - My name is Duranged Pitt. This is my mother. Fuck yeah.
- I'm down. You got that right to the rim. - Let's see what the
hell y'all got in store. How many people have you slept with? Take the fucking shot, mother.
Tequila. - I better take the fucking shot, man. Some things are better
left unsaid, my son. - Abso-fucking-lutely.
- What do we have in common
that you like the most? - At the soul level, we
both have the biggest, kindest, open heart. I just love that we both don't give a fuck and we're both so loving
and open with each other. - It's true. So true.
- What's your favorite sexual position? - I like 69. I really love 69. I love having that access. But, missionary is my favorite because I'm a very loving person and I love that whole
lovey-dovey, lovey thing.
- You guys know you're
fucking life up, right? Well, that's awesome. That's fucking great. Since we're keeping it 100, those are pretty much my
favorite positions too so... (Laughing) Double high-five that shit.
Aye.
- Okay. - You feel me, aye? - That's what I'm talking about, baby. The apple do not fall far
from the motherfucking tree. What the fuck is the next question? Do you send nude images
to people you're dating? - Fuck yeah.
- What? - You damn right. It's just meal mail, baby. Yeah, you damn right. - For the love of God, please
fucking take a shot of Cuervo.
Have you ever performed
oral sex on (mumbling)? - Of course I have. What do you mean take a shot? It's probably the best he ever had. - Momma, shut the fuck up. Shut the-- Stop looking at me like that.
- I'm just letting you know, bro. Ask Michael. He'll tell you about it. Whoo hoo.
- Why the fuck did you being him? - That's my baby. - Do you see this shit? - I got him for my birthday
and he goes everywhere with me. This is the motherfucking king. Believe that.
Hee-hee-he. Yeah, this is my baby right here. He goes everywhere with me. - Log the fuck off, mother.
- Have you ever had a
threesome and would you? - No, I have not. But, yes, I would. - I feel you. Sometimes it's a lot more fun when you stick your foot in the water.
I know that for sure. - You're fucking killing
me right now, man. - It was filthy. - That's what's up.
(Laughing) - It was.
I had just-- - Mom. - No, hey, I'm gonna tell you about it. I had gotten tickets to go
see AC/DC and Van Halen. - Was acid involved? - I did take a hit of acid for the show.
- Fuck. - And it was the most
amazing show of my life. I had second row seats. After that gig, I hooked
up with these two filthy, fine ass guys.
(Laughing) - I need a fucking shot. I need a fucking shot. - I'm sorry. - Fucking, what position
was I conceived in? - It started as missionary and
it ended up with me on top.
- Why the fuck do you know that? - Because that's the way I roll. I remember everything of importance. Yes. "The Lady In My Life" by Michael Jackson.
- Don't. They'll be no darkness tonight Baby, our love will shine
- Oh, hit that shit. Tonight is the night You're every wonder
in this world to me - We'll applaud on that one. That was marvelous.
It was marvelous. - That song is so deep, man. It brings me to tears. That song really means a lot to me.
- Next question. - Have you ever stolen from me? - Let me see your hands. Abso-fucking-lutely. On multiple occasions.
- Really?
- Yeah. - What did you steal from me? - Money, weed, Jose
Cuervo, left over roaches. All types of shit. - Who's your favorite child? - I don't have a favorite child.
- You either have to answer
it or take a fucking shot. - That has to be my baby, Passionate. She is truly my heart and she loves me. She feels me.
- Right. Pretty much. - I don't wanna say that though. - You have to say it.
You have to answer or take a shot. Like, one or the other. - Fuck it. I'll take a shot.
- Take a fucking shot.
- What the fuck you tryin' do, man? (Laughing) Trying to fucking do damage and shit. Shit that don't go away. When I get old, will
you let me live with you or will you put me in a home? - I'm shippin' that ass fo' sho'. - Fuck you.
I know you gonna have a little
room for me in the basement or a fucking closet or something. Have me some fine ass honeys-- - Shut the fuck up, alright? - Working on me. Giving a girl a reason
to fucking live, okay? When you're old you need a reason to live and I want some fine ass motherfuckers giving me a reason to live. Are you feeling me? - I mean, I feel you but-- - I'm just letting you know.
- It's a dope ass question. If I was never born, what do you think your life would be like? - I really can't answer that
question because I couldn't even entertain the idea of
life without you, Danny P. - Aw, don't be a sucka momma. - I love you more than
anything in this world.
You're the reason why I live. You're the reason why I get up. You're the reason that I am. You make me what I am.
- Love you too. (Clapping) - Got me in here shedding
these thug tears. (Laughing) - I was thinking there'd be
more treacherous questions. Y'all gotta work on that.
Look, she thought that shit was light. Look, I'm over here traumatized and shit. Love you momma. - I love you more, sweetheart..
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