threesome and would you? - I have had a threesome. It was filthy. - I need a fucking shot,
I need a fucking shot.
("The Marriage of Figaro"
by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart) - I'm Angelina and he is my dad. - Geno. - My name is Duranged Pitt
and this is my mother. - A.J.
Was my first baby. 43 Hours of labor that I had with him - So there's a lot of
guilty-tripping that happens. - Only on Mother's Day. (Laughs) - Not that last part but
everything else, pretty much.
- We could, today could be the day, yeah? You ready? - Ooh, I don't know if I'm ready. - I can't imagine a
question you can't answer. - Don't say that. (Both laugh) - Okay, whatta ya got? - Oh, yep, I knew this was
gonna some how get weird.
What's your favorite sexual position? (Laughs) First question guys? - What is your favorite sexual position? Oh my fuck! (Laughs) If you drink, I'll drink with you. - What is it? - No, I'm drinking. - Can I start guessing? - I'm drinking. - I ain't taking no
fucking shot, fuck that.
I like 69. I love having that access but uh... (Offscreen laughter) - You guys know you're fucking
my life up right now, right? - You can feel free to forget that as soon as we leave here. - Yeah, forget that, good
fucking luck with that.
Good fucking luck with that. - Okay, doggystyle. - Okay. - Feels good.
- When did you lose your virginity and did you use protection? - Ten years old. - What! Ten, Danny? Wow, that's crazy, that's crazy bro. Did you? - Yeah, yeah, I did. - Did you use protection though? - Of course I did.
- What kind of protection? - A condom, the one you gave me. - I gave you one? - Yes! - [Mom] When did I give you a condom? - You took it out and you're like, here, take one of these. - Definitely a condom. I think it was regular, it was-- - Flavor? - Truthfully, if I'm a be honest-- - There's flavors? - There are! - What the hell you do with flavors? - Was I an accident? - There was a good weekend night.
Alcohol was consumed. - But were you, at the time, thinking, oh cool, she's gonna get pregnant now? - No, that never crossed my mind. - Okay. - Where was I or where you were conceived? - No, that's not what I asked.
- I do! There was a pool table involved. (Laughs) - No there wasn't. There was no pool table involved. - There was a pool table involved.
- I don't like this game. - Was I an accident, like? - I don't think any of
my babies were accidents. I mean, you do what you do
and what happens happens and hey, it happened. - Yeah, I was a mistake, pretty much.
- Have you ever stolen from me? - No, I would be too scared. - You really never stole
anything from me, ever? - I thought about it a couple times. She counts her money, I swear. (Both laugh) - Have you ever stolen from me? - Lemme see your hands.
Abso-fucking-lutely. On multiple occasions. - Really? - [Duranged] Yeah. - No.
Technically. Define steal. (Laughs) - What did you steal from me? - Money, weed, Jose Cuervo. Have you ever stolen from me though? - You know that I have.
Yes I have and I'm sorry to, oh my god the way you're
looking at me right now. - How many people have you slept with? - Two. - Really?
- Three! Three, three. Sorry, three.
- Three?
- Three. - How many people have you slept with? - Counting John? - Hopefully, you had a child with him. (Laughs) - Take the fucking shot mother. Tequila.
- I better take the fucking shot, man. Some things are better
left unsaid, my son. - Abso-fucking-lutely. - Six.
- Are you, no! - I swear. - The Aaron guy, then there's Lance. - Oh, I forgot about them two.
- Yeah, remember that guy. Ali.
- You remember more than I do.
- You're gonna drink on this one 'cause you don't know how
many people you've slept with. That's a very polite way of putting it. I would call him a man-whore. - Well, I guess everybody's
gotta be something.
- How many guys have you slept with and you know their names? - Why would you say that? - I don't know, like, if it's a lot I'd like to think you were drunk and you didn't know what you
were doing, I don't know! - So you just think I'm
tossing it out there? - No. (Laughs) - Three.
- Really? I'm actually surprised. - Have you ever had sex in
my house or in my bedroom? Now you don't even have to answer that 'cause I already know. - You know what? You know what? - I done heard, you done
shaked and quaked up.
I thought it was an earthquake in my room when you and Tiana-- - No, no, damn! - The room would be shakin'! I could hear her little sweet sighs. - Mama, shut the fuck up. Shut the, stop looking at me like that! - I'm just letting you know, bro. - When I get old, will
you let me live with you or will you put me in a home? - I would let you live with me.
- Then why'd you look
down when you said that? - Because if I was making-- - [Mom] And you're not
looking at me right now when you're answering. - Because if I was making enough money, I would still put you
in a separate building aside from my own. (Laughs) - You're gonna put me in a home, huh? - When I get old, will
you let me live with you or will you put me in a home? It's like that, huh? - I'm shippin' that ass for sure. - Fuck you! (Laughs) I know you're gonna have
a little room for me in the basement or fucking
closet or something.
Have me some fine-ass honeys dealin' with me.
- Shut the fuck up, alright. - Working on me.
- Shut the fuck. - Giving a girl a reason
to fucking live, okay? When you're old, you need a reason to live and I want some fine-ass motherfuckers giving me a reason to
live, are you feeling me? - I'll have to open up my home 'cause ain't nobody else
gonna deal with you. - I'm not that bad.
- You're gonna sexually
harass everybody, hell no. - You sound like one of
those sitcom TV things. - I'm not talking about the old women. You won't hit on anything
over 35 right now, you think you're gonna
start hitting on old women when you get to a home?
- I'm talking later.
Way later. - If there is one thing
you'd change about me, what would it be? (Chuckles) Be careful. - One thing that I can change? - Just one, just pick one. - My mind is racing right now.
- It would definitely be your
road rage, that is one thing. (Laughs) That can go, that can cease. - Your pickiness. - What?
- Your pickiness.
You're so picky. We brought our own tequila,
we brought our own lemons. (Both laugh) - Do you think you
would've married my dad if you weren't pregnant with me? - Wow, that's a tough one A.J. Yeah, he was, I wasn't.
(Laughs) - Do you regret having me? - Absolutely not, no, heck no. - Do you ever wish that
I lived away from you? - No.
- And we weren't together? - I never want you to be away from me and I know you're a
grown man and I know that kids have to leave the nest
and do what the need to do, as it were, but if I had a
choice I would have all my babies with me for always. I love you guys so much. - Ah, don't be a sucker mama.
(Both chuckle) - I love you more than
anything in this world. You're the reason why I live, you're the reason why I get up. You're the reason that I am. You make me what I am.
- Love you too. - I love you. - I love you too. - Wanna do a shot? - One time.
- Alright.
- Love you, mother. - I love you too. Cheers, thanks for doing this. (Both cheering) - Salute! Opa! - I don't necessarily think that I learned anything more
about you than I already knew.
I'm still blocking that out. (Laughs).
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