Ready? - Yes. - Go.
Monica, and I'm her mother. - And I'm Leilani, and she's my mom. Yes.
- Yeah. - Oh, yeah.
- Oh, don't say that.
(Laughing) If there is one thing
you'd change about me, what would it be? (Laughs) Be careful. - Your pickiness. - What?
- Your pickiness, you're so picky. We brought our own tequila,
we brought our own lemons.
(Laughing) - It's being prepared,
it's not being picky. (Leilani laughs) - So, what position was I conceived in? - You know what? I don't know. It could've been anything. - The moment you decided, like, "Okay, we're gonna have a kid," you don't remember? - It wasn't very exciting.
- So I was conceived during boring sex? - Yeah, actually, you were. (Laughs) - It explains so much. (Laughs) I'm gonna just do another one. - Go for it.
Alky. Have you ever stolen from me? - No, I would be too scared. - You really never stole
anything from me, ever? - I woulda got my ass whooped. Yeah, she would've definitely hit me.
- I don't hit you. I smack you, but I don't hit you. (Laughing) A nice little (pop) across
the head, and that's all good. Your turn.
- Okay.
Aww. When I moved out, were
you relieved or sad? - I was relieved first,
and then I got sad, like, a little bit later. - Is it when I moved out, or when you kicked me out?
- Kicked you out? (Laughing) You're not supposed to
say I kicked you out. - But you did, you packed my stuff up.
It wasn't even nice, it
was like, in trash bags and she just flipped drawers out. - My God, that's like, a long time ago. You deserved it. (Laughs) - I guess.
- Okay, now I do need,
you're calling me a bad mom. She was a little brat. - I had an attitude,
definitely had an attitude. - It was a lesson.
I'm big on lessons. Okay, my turn?
- Yes. - When I get old, will
you let me live with you, or will you put me in a home? - I would let you live with me. - Then why'd you look
down when you said that? - Because if I was making-- - And you're not looking at me right now, when you're answering.
You're gonna put me in a home, huh? - Have you ever been arrested? - Yes, I have been arrested. - Did you go to jail though? - Yes, I went to jail. - You went to jail? - Just for the night, just for one night. (Laughs) I was young.
- For what? - I told you, didn't I tell you? I was 16 and I was drinking.
- Oh, you tried to bite a cop.
- I got arrested.
Yeah, I got arrested.
- And you walked out of the store with your cases of stuff.
- Yeah, see you know the story, I did tell you. What's something I do
that embarrasses you? - Your pickiness. (Laughs) - Seriously, that again? - Like, you know when
we're at restaurants? The whole family is in
agreeance when we say, "Don't send your plate back." We're scared what's gonna
happen to our plates. Or our dessert.
- Whatever. Just, go. - Do you perform oral sex on dad? I know you do. There was this one time when like, I let Alberto use my phone
because his was dead, and I got it back, and it was just like, you and him having a
conversation, he was like, straight up asking you for a BJ.
- When? - I don't even remember the rest of that texting conversation,
I just blocked it out. I just remember he asked for
it, and I was like, "No." (Laughing) Do you receive it? - A lot. - What's a lot, like a daily
thing, like a weekly thing, like a monthly thing? I don't know, does a lot mean something different?
- A lot, just a lot. (Laughing)
I mean, often, just stop.
Go, I mean, no, me. God, I did that already. How many people have you slept with? Oh, just drink, don't answer it. How many guys have you slept with and you know their names? (Leilani gasps) - Why would you say that?
- I don't know.
Like, if it's a lot, I'd
like to think you were drunk and you didn't know what you
were doing, I don't know. I don't know, kids these
days are different. - Three.
- Really? (Laughs) I'm actually surprised. - So you just think I'm
tossin' it out there? - No.
(Laughing) Were you at least 18? - I was at least 18, yes.
- Okay, cool.
Then we're good. - What's your favorite sexual position? - I'm gonna drink. - Wait, what is it? What is it?
- I'm gonna, no, I'm drinking. - Can I start guessing? - I'm drinking.
(Laughs) - Is it something related
to what you told Mariah on New Years and I was sitting there, completely grossed out? (Monica groans) - Seriously?
- Is it that though? - No. - Are you sure? - Stop. Stop, right now. - I'm more scared of my mother than I am of you guys, honestly.
(Laughs) I am in reaching distance
from her right now. - Just, quit it. Don't drink so much. Okay, next question.
What's your favorite sexual position? - I like being on top, cowgirl. (Laughs) I do, I like it. It's fun. (Laughs) - Stop.
You don't have to elaborate. - 'Cause it's fun. - What is fun about it? - Being able to do whatever
the hell I wanna do, he's gotta stay there and
he's gotta do what I say. - Oh my gosh.
Wow. (Leilani laughs) - She won't tell me her
favorite sexual position, it's weird. We're gonna guess, you
know it's gonna happen for the rest of the night. Me and Mariah are gonna
ask you, repeatedly.
- That's what you really wanna know? Out of all this, all this, that's, you want, that's what you... Ask me something you really wanna know and I'll tell you the truth. - But that's the only
question you hid from me. - I don't know what you call it.
- Just show it. That's a lot of things. - Yeah, that. - I like that one, too.
(Laughing) - Okay, then we have something in common. - Okay. (Laughs) - [Group] I love you. - She asked me to do this and I said yes.
- Thank you, it was a lot of fun. - So, now you owe me one. - And I got to drink the good tequila. - Yeah, I'm taking that home.
(Leilani laughs)
That's mine..
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