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Wednesday, August 23, 2017

SML Movie Jeffy's Energy Drink!



Hey guys, before the video starts, I want to make an announcement.
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So the video you're about to watch was uploaded two days ago on SuperLuigiLogan because that channel is still monetized and it still has ads. So what I'm gonna start doing is every SML video before it's uploaded on this account, I'm gonna upload it two days before it's supposed to go on here on SuperLuigiLogan.

So if you want to watch videos but before they're on this channel, Go subscribe to my SuperLuigiLogan account because that account is still monetized and still has ads on it. So I hope you enjoyed this video and I love you guys and still subscribe to this channel. Enjoy! :) - Come on Joseph, let's watch some TV.
- But dude, I'm hungry. - Chef Pee Pee said he's almost done cooking.
So until he finishes, let's watch some Doofy the Dragon! - I guess so.

- (Grunts) - Alright kids, it's time for... Doofy the Dragon! (Kids cheering)
(Plane soaring) - Oh hey there sir audiences! My name's Doofy the Dragon.
And today, i'm going skydiving! Here I go! Whee! This is so much fun! Whoops!
I forgot my parachute... On purpose! (Both laughing)
- That's so funny, Doofy! - Yeah dude, it was hilarious! - Junior!
The dinner's ready! - The dinner's ready, Joseph!
Let's go eat! - Oh yeah dude, let's go! - All right, brats.
I (Totally) just got done cooking your dinner. - Chef Pee Pee, you didn't cook this,
you bought this! - Hey, be grateful nig*a.

- Chef Pee Pee, your scaring me. - Yeah...
(Farts and poops) - Chef Pee Pee, did you just poop your pants? - Yeah, poop my pants nigga.
Or what, do you wet my ass? Huh?
- No. Yes, what I thought. - Hey guys, what doing?
- Oh hey, Jeffy.

Uh sorry, Chef Pee Pee, only got us two Happy Meals.
He didn't get you anything. - Oh it's okay my daddy says he's gonna make me something.
And Junior, I swear God, If it's green beans, I'm gonna flip monkey sack all over this place! - All right, Jeffy.
Here's your green beans. - GREEN BEANS, DADDY?!
WHY DO I HAVE TO EAT GREEN BEANS?! - Because they're good for you Jeffy. - WELL I DON'T WANT GREEN BEANS, DADDY!
THESE TWO FUCKHEADS GOT HAPPY MEALS! - Don't use that language at the table Jeffy.

- Well I walk away from the table then, daddy. - Wha- Jeff you're not getting a happy meal because you're pooped in your toy box Well, I couldn't find the toilet Danny Jeffy. The toilet has not moved. It's in the bathroom like it always is Well, I want you to eat your green beans shipping That sucks Jeff you can't eat green beans, yeah Okay, Wow, hey Joseph I have a hidden stack of energy drinks if you want one Yeah, okay, Jeff you want to energy drink? Mm-hmm.

Yeah energy drink. Okay. Yeah, let me go get him. All right, guys, we all got our energy drinks.

Let's drink up. Okay do Hey You I'm crash. You're pretty hard cuz I had a energy drink. Yeah, me too.

Yeah energy drinks are pretty bad for you Well, you see doc The reason why I called you is my friend that energy drink and no he's not moving and I think he might be dead I guess I can check his pulse. Oh, yeah, he's dead. He's dead Jokes him. What do you mean? He's dead.

What do you mean? What do I mean he's dead. He's not alive anymore Well, can't you bring him back to life how we're CPR CPR? Ooh, that means I gotta touch him I gotta put my mouth on him. That's what my wife says every night. Well your doctor.

Yeah, at least try All right, like a try if you Gross all right stray melt the mouth You know dead people germs Another way, you can bring him back to life like what his heart has stopped Oh can't you like pump it up? Hmm pump it up. Yeah, like pump it up like pump it. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah I think I can pump it up all up the jam pump it up Well, your heart is stopping and the jam is pumping look at here The crowd is jump in pump it up a little more get the party going on the dance floor Because that's where the party's at and you'll find out of your too bad He's still dead yeah, yeah done everything I can but we lost we lost him what's next Um, I don't know funeral arrangements cremation. Maybe we should probably tell his dad that he's dead Bo's dad. Why not? Because I feel like it's kind of my fault that he's dead because if I would have never gave him the energy drink he'd still Be alive Yeah, yeah, I guess that's true. He is pretty much dead because of you I mean if you hadn't given him that energy drink he'd be happy right now Just living out the rest of his life, but you had to give him that energy drink and now he's dead forever You have to live with that for the rest of your life.

I don't think I could do that. That sucks There's gotta be a way to bring him back to life. It's gotta be like, you know starters torn up or something Yeah, I don't think you could pump his heart up any more than I just did. I mean you were pretty groovy Yeah, I was um Okay.

Well no, no. No, I'm not selling with this I'm gonna find a way look look just just leave me with the body for the rest of the night and I'll see what I. Can do with it. Hey a nickel for every time I heard that all right.

Have fun kid. Okay, huh? Let me let me call Cody. Imma call Cody. Hey junior what's going on, you said it really worried on the phone? Whoa, Cody jump, he's dead.

Dad. He's dead. Then why are we standing here Junior? You should have called a doctor at me. I did call a doctor and he said he was dead.

This makes no sense Junior I called you over here so you can help me bring her back to life. How am I supposed to do that? Well, you're a big fat nerd. You can think of a way. Well, like what? Well, you have like adventures and stuff that can like bring you back life.

Right? Well you have this What's that? This is Alexa say Alright well, fuck me then Alexa say hi Hello great great now that we're acquainted this is Alexa. Hello. You should actually talk. Yeah, Jenny You just have to say your name and then you can ask your anything.

Oh, that's awesome Where she can help us bring jumpy back the lot. Yeah, I think she can Let's see Alexa Bring Jeffy back to life Sorry, I'm not sure about that Confused bitch bring him back to life. Well, ask her a question. I want answered question.

Hey, hey Alexa How many grains is saying out there in the world? It's impossible to say exactly how many grains of sand there are in the world but scientists have agreed that the number of grains of sand is very large perhaps Astronomically large or more than there are stars in the universe Whoa, I didn't know that. Okay, June, you know more questions relax there Another person. I wanna ask you another question. Um, hey Alexa its Cody gay Hmm I don't know that oh you don't know well it's pretty obvious he is oh Hey Alexa, it's Cody's mama Pig I'm still learning about Pig questions.

Try asking tell me a pig fact to learn more about them I can learn facts about your mom. Hey, Alexa, tell me a pig fat a Standard adult pig has a total of 44. Teeth. Your mom has 40 40.

I don't know. I haven't checked That's a lot of teeth for your mom Cody Junior. My mom is not a pig. Oh, yeah Oh, she's a whale.

How much is your mom? Wait? Hey Alexa, how much is a whale way? There are many kinds of whales Yeah Well typically weighs around 8,000 pounds a humpback whale typically weighs around 66 thousand pounds mmm in an adult blue whale typically weighs 300,000 pounds your mom's 300,000 pounds Junior. My mom is not aware of know that blocks and ways by parts your mom wastes 300,000 pounds Look look Alexa note the truth. Like she's telling us the truth. So your mom weighs 32,000 pounds.

Oh really? She knows everything, right? She knows the truth. She knows everything everything. She says is the truth. All right, fine.

Hey Alexa Is this Sunna planet? No, no that is not a planet we should know Ethan she's stupid You know what? She's stupid don't know anything fine jr. There'll be another way to bring Jeff you back the wife Wow How did he even die in the first place? Well, we were drinking energy drinks and he drank one and his heart stopped I think I think cuz you know his heart couldn't take it Oh, I just wish there's a way to go back in time You know What back in time? What Junior you're a genius? Wait what Junior if you were to drink enough energy drinks you would be able to run so fast you could go back in time And stop Jeffy from drinking that energy drink Really? Yeah Oh Energy drink should I go get him? Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, okay. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah We got 24 in Monster energy drinks. That's a lot of energy drinks Cody. Yeah, but I open to all of them already So all you have to do now is check him.

Well, isn't this dangerous like couldn't I die? Um maybe Actually, you know what to everybody watching this right now Do not try this. Okay. This is a YouTube video. This is for entertainment Purposes if you were to actually drink this many energy drinks you would die.

Okay This is just a video these these are all empty We poured them all down the sink because we didn't actually want to drink them. That's dangerous Okay, so just keep that in mind. Don't try this So yeah Junior it's a little dangerous, but we have to do it to bring Jeffy back to life So if I drink all of them, I'll get up enough energy to go back in time. It stopped Jeff from drinking it Yeah, okay, I'll do it.

But what are the chance of me dying? Pretty good, but did you just do it? Anyway, Junior we have to Okay There's a lot of drinks. I'm gonna need some montage music. So I start the montage music Up the gym pump it well, your heart is stopping and the jam is pumping look at here The crowd is jump in pump it up a little more get the party going on the dance floor Because that's where the party's at and you'll find out of your two bang. I.

Don't what? This did to light its OD on the floor tonight He's no peasant and he's he's dead - he's dead Yeah, of course, he's dead. You see how many energy drinks? He's a strike. Yeah. Yeah.

He's obviously dead See you oh My god junior now. I have to drink all of these energy drinks so I can go back in time and save both of you Okay All right drink up What are you doing don't let you drink that energy drink if he does he's gonna die and then you're gonna die All right, okay, he didn't drink it.

SML Movie Jeffy's Energy Drink!

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