and this won't be online. - I know, I was sitting at home all day like, what if we're not funny enough? - Are we really getting $50 dollars? (Laughing) Like, is that each of us? - No, they'll pay you. Remember, he paid me
to eat a cheeseburger.
- I'm Chris, and we're related! (Laughing) These are my sisters. - Yeah, I'm Rachele,
I'm his oldest sister. - I'm Caley, I'm the youngest. - And when she says oldest, she's still younger than I am, she's just the oldest of the two.
(Laughing) I was like, is this,
okay, you're saying it? Then, I can say it, too. - Oh, god.
- Caley? - Oh, are you kidding, no!
- Oh wait, no, you. - Oh, you're mom's favorite.
- You're totally momma's boy. - You're mom's favorite.
She likes you so much better. She talks about you all the time.
- Now! - Now! Who is the sluttier sibling? - Oh. - You've slept with more people. - No, he hasn't.
Wait. How many people have you slept with? - Two. Never. - It's never been a stranger.
- I was always, like, - dating.
- Wait, you weren't dating the first one. - We were on a date. (Laughing) - Okay, it's Caley! - Who is the more successful sibling? - I think Caley's got a pretty good start. - No, I'm pretty sure it's you.
You make way more money.
- Yeah, you're the - successful one. - Well, yeah, but it took me like very recently to get to that point. - What, are you kidding? When your friends invite you out, you don't have to think twice about, oh, can I afford it this time? - I'm as broke as fuck, so I just never go out. (Laughing) - Do an impersonation of me.
To get out of it, take a shot. (Laughing) Yeah, I do the head throw back. - Yeah, it's basically. - Read your card.
- Okay.
- Do I, or have I ever disappointed you? - Awe!
- Awe! - No. My answer's no. - You just wanna take a shot? - Yeah. - My answer's no, too.
(Laughing) - I find you delightful, so you never disappoint me. - You're getting a little flushed.
- Oh, you too. - Yeah, I know, I can feel it. - Share the most mortifying
memory you have of me.
To get out of it, I can take two shots. - You should take two shots. - Oh! - That's a go. Go ahead.
- One time, you got up in
the middle of the night and walked into our parents room. They were like, "Christopher,
what do you want?" And you're like, "I have
to go to the bathroom". Dad takes you to the bathroom, and then he gets back in bed, they're watching TV, and mom's all like, "Charlie,
he's been in there too long, go check on him!". So, Dad gets up, he knocks
on the door, and he's like, "Christopher, what are you doing?".
You don't respond. So, he opens the door, and
you had shit in the tub and peed in the trash can. (Laughing) - Alright, I don't remember that part. - Have you ever heard me having sex? - No.
- No.
- Thank god.
- But. - Likewise.
- Oh, but Rachele was there - once. Oh no, I have heard you. - Oh.
- It wasn't you, though. - What? - Let's not talk about it. - Drink a fucking shot. - Yeah, yeah, it was like (squeeking).
- How many sexual partners, we already answered this question. - How many sexual partners you've had. - Oh yeah, two, two, one. - This is what I'm gonna cry about, later.
(Laughing) - My god. - Oh, it's my turn? Am I a good sister? - Yeah.
- Yes. - Awe! - The best. - That was easy.
- Okay Caley. - I think you're a good sister. You're a good brother.
- You're a good brother, too. If I killed someone, would you help me hide the body? - Oh yeah, I'm really good at cleaning.
- I'd ask - a lot of fucking questions before I started helping.
- No, I'm really good - at cleaning.
- You had a dream about this. - I'm really good at cleaning. So, if you ever kill someone, let me know. - What? - Me and Tony-- - This is going on the internet.
- Hey, if you guys ever killed someone, I would call the cops, and
then visit you in the jail. - Fuck you! I would help you? - Wait, hold on, let's
analyze what she said. She said crawl the cops. (Laughing) - 'Cause she dumb.
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