- Do you smell that? It is burning! - (Alex) Are you going
to drink out of the side-- - I am! Oh no! (Cracking up) - What up, brother?
- Chillin', man. - I just realized I blend in
with the couch right now. - I know.
- Like, legit blend in-- - And you're not wearing pants either.
(Off camera: soft sneeze) - Howdy hey, YouTube! I'm Tom. - I'm Alex. - And welcome... - To Challenge Chalice.
- You comb through
all the fans' suggestions for challenges that we do, and then we play them
with awesome, cool guests better than you. - I don't like this feud.
- (Laughing) - It's a bad feud.
- The feud? Well, you've done
some pretty messed up things. - Do we have to play this? - (All groaning)
- Dang it! - I think you're just rubbing it
farther into my face.
- Every episode of Challenge Chalice,
me and Alex are in the comments for the first hour, responding to peeps, so I just wanted to-- wha-- what? I wanted to pull some up
that I thought were exceptionally good. Jessie Ponce wants to know
if we could do the Eat It are War It. - I like taking
slightly misspelled suggestions and actually doing those challenges. - I think we should do
the Eat It or War It challenge.
- So you have to eat something
or play a game of Risk. - You either eat it or you
stick whatever it is in a gun. You shoot it at the other person.
- Jeez Louise. - Like mashed potatoes.
Do you know that Mkxgamer likes cheese? - He likes cheese?
- Yeah. - I like cheese...
As long as it's not eggs. - Keven Mendoza wants us to do
the (slurring) 10,000 Calorie challenge.
- 10,000--
- Kevin-- - So basically, so basically,
what I eat every day. - Yeah, basically breakfast.
- Can I stay here? - No!
- [Inaudible]. - Leave.
- (Softly) All right. - Thanks.
Hey, man, come back! No, no, no, seriously--
no, don't come back. - (Alex) No, I'm not coming--
- Oh, okay. I didn't want you. I have way cooler guests.
We got Brandon from Adults React. Katie, our associate producer!
- (All) Woo! - What up, Katie? - (Laughter)
- Hi! - I like your spirit--
- You like the spirit fingers. - (Laughing) - It's time...
- It's time. - ...To pick the challenge.
How we do that
is Rock-Paper-Scissors. - Okay.
- Okay. - Rock-Paper-Scissors. - Oh! - Oh, you guys are people
that don't do "shoot." - I wasn't sure where this was going.
- That's true. So should we start over? Should we do this over?
- (Alex) No. - I already won. The Challenge Gods,
please give me something I can survive.
- It's really just the fans and Alex. - "Sourest Drink in the World Challenge,"
suggested by Itz_Shan_Here. - Okay. All right.
- You know, I like sour stuff. - I'm not good with sour stuff. - I'm--I'm a fan.
- This could be worse. - Yeah-- oh!
- This could be worse! - I just cursed us.
(Light folk music) - Dude, put some pants on.
- I know. - You're just floating, dude. - It's really inappropriate.
- You're just floating.
- (All) Oh.
- Okay... - Really?
- That's cool. - Lemon juice?
- (Chuckling) Lemons? - I have that stuff for BREAKFAST! - You always find the sketchiest-- - Did you go to the black market
for these sour ingredients? - It's the sketchy bags from 4th St. (Horror music) - Alex somehow got even sketchier bags.
- Yeah--
- And he's numbered them one through nine. We have a bowl-- oh--
- What?! No, they're blenders.
Are you kidding me? - How this is going to work--
- Uh-huh. - Why do you keep coming back?
Get off the show, man! You have to wear pants to be on a show. That's the rules.
We have all these numbers,
one through nine. We're gonna draw a number
and then we're gonna put the corresponding item
that's in the sketchy bag into our blender. I am very scared about
what's going to be in there. - Yeah.
Yeah. - Katie, you're going first.
- (Groaning anxiously) - A number. - (Whispering) Let's hope
she gets a bad one. - It's gonna be--
- I know, right? - (Laughter)
- A six.
- Six, okay.
- Number six. - Come on down! (Bag rustling) - Sweet Tarts!
- Aw, what?! On the sour scale, that's like a one. - Want a Sweet Tart?
- Yeah! - I want one too.
- Thanks. - Just kind of prep, you know?
- Yeah.
(Pouring candy)
- That tingly feeling, man. It's so good. I love it. - I can't handle sour.
I forgot.
- (Laughing) - What do you got, Thomas?
- Uno! - Number one.
- The one that can't stand up by itself. - I'm concerned because
it won't stand up by itself. - Oh, Airheads!
(Growling) EXTREME!! - Oh my god!
- Yeah, buddy. - You're gonna have
a really colorful drink.
- Oh, it's gonna be so good! #UhStarbucksUnicornFrappuccino.
- Oh, that's right! Have you guys gotten any--
- No. - I heard that it is,
ironically, I've heard that a little bit is sour.
- Really? - Yeah, yeah. - Here we go! I'm going with number three. (Bag rustling) - Yeah, boy! Sour Patch Kids! These are actually one
of my favorite candies in the world, so I'm excited for this.
- I think just all of it combined
is what's gonna do- like the lemon juice,
we have to pour basically all the lemon juice on top.
- Oh yeah. (Pouring candy)
- (Brandon) Boom! - (Katie) ...Easy--
- (Tom) I know! (Laughing) - Sugar salt.
- I'm so nervous. Seven.
- Seven. - Number seven.
- It's my favorite number, fun fact.
(Muzak) - What are the subscribers
blessing you with? - Two!
- Number two. - I'm just going down a line: one, two. (Bag rustling) Warheads.
- WHOA HO HO!! - That's gonna be--
- That's what I was anticipating. - What I do with Warheads
is I usually run them under a sink.
- Are you serious?!
- Eat the sweet part. - (Cracking up) - What the heck? That's like ordering a full burger
and just eating the lettuce, dude. - You don't do that?
Yeah, no, I'm kidding. (Laughing) - (Alex) People who are crazy!
- (Laughter) - (exhaling) What do we got?
What do we got? Number four, Mister Quatro.
Come here, mister.
- All right. - Mister Four.
- Let's go, Brandon. - Ooh, Sour Punch Bites!
- Dude... - These are good, dude.
See, like, these are--
- I love these. - Mm-mm-MM, girl!
- (Laughing) - Oh my, and they're gummy.
I'm so excited. - (Alex) I'm really interested
to see how these blend. - Yeah, when they're all put down.
Mine's just gonna break
the blade and shoot in my eye. (Bag rustling) - Mike and Ike--
- Sour-Licious. - I did not know that was a thing.
- I can do this. - They got together?
I thought they broke up.
- Yeah, whatever happened?
- Awesome. - (Alex) It was a fake feud,
you know, like me and Tom. - It was just marketing,
but it's good to know they're back. - Our feud, it's totally real.
You made me eat dog food.
Get outta here. And cat food. Ooh! (Singing aria) Eight!
- Eight. - Is this eight?
- (Forebodingly) Bum bum bum - Starburst gummies!
- Whoa! - I don't think I've ever had the gummies.
- I feel like a kid on Christmas. I'm just opening all this stuff. Also, I feel like a kid on Christmas. Alex, can you help? - It's got a resealable--
- Oh! - You're gonna punch someone!
- (Laughter) - [Inaudible].
That'd be a challenge,
where we just throw stuff-- - Just throw stuff at Alex?
- They're gummies. - Look at that. That does look weird. It kind of looks like mochi, you know? - (Katie) Yeah.
- You okay? Tom! - (Laughing)
- Number five. - It's sour, man. - I don't know why I pulled out a number when this is the last bag--
- Yeah... (Overlapping speech)
- (laughter) - Skittles! Oh man.
- I love me some Skittles.
- I'm the only one
who's not going to break their blender. You know, you seem to be the one
that takes the least sour, so I'm concerned
as how you're going to take-- - I have the most sour too.
- Yeah, yeah. Oh man, that smells like home. Oh man, I'm a young
Mexican boy, so...
Oh man. - Where do you live?
- Not Mexico, but a young Mexican boy. Look at that. Jeez Louise.
- This is gonna be gross.
- I can smell how sour it is. Why is mine --
- Ooh, okay, it kinda looks gross because it's all murky.
- Murky! (Laughing) - Ugh! - (Laughing)
- Kill him. (Laughter) - Take this sketchiest bag. - Ooh!
- That's the third time...
(Overlapping speech) (blenders whirring) - Oh god! - Champion!
- I'm ready to play! Do you smell that?
Do you smell that? It's burning. I'm concerned. Mine smells smokey. - Mine looks, by far, the best.
I will say that.
- Yours looks like a Shamrock Shake. - My blender smells like smoke.
- Yeah. - Same.
- (Alex) Oh my god! - Same. No, I can smell it.
OH SH-- - (laughing hysterically)
- I am so-- I am so-- oh my god! It burned my nose hairs. That-- That is-- - I'm not even exaggerating. That hurt.
- Oh my god! Okay. - (Alex) Just a reminder,
you're going to drink all of the sour-- - I am! Oh no! (Cracking up) - Why don't you just
throw it everywhere?! - Oh shit! I'm sorry.
- It's all good.
- It is brown!
- Mine's... - See if you can get the chunks--
- Get those chunks! - (Giggling goofily) - (Alex) One minute-- that's 60 seconds--
to drink as much as you can, and whoever drinks the most
is the Chalice Champion. - Okay. - (Alex) Go.
(Light folk music) - It's so sour! - (Groaning)
- How are you guys so good at this? - The trick is to not stop.
That was a mistake. - (Alex laughing) Okay, time is up. Okay, not the time, but Brandon-- (triumphant music) - (Brandon) I'm a young Mexican boy! - You are the Chalice Champion.
- Oh. - I can't talk.
I'm stuttering.
- Seconds? - Make sure to send any challenge
to us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook
with the hashtag #ChallengeChalice! - Chalice - I'd like to thank Brandon
and Katie for coming on. - Woo!
- Yay! Thanks for having us. It was a blast.
- It was so much fun. - Thomas, stop, dude! Stop! - Thanks for watching this episode
of Challenge Chalice.
If you enjoy watching us suffer,
make sure you hit the Like button and for more of these episodes,
click the link below. - [Inaudible].
- Well, then give me some. - (All laughing) - Pour it in the chalice.
- No! (Laughing).
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