Engaged Couples Play Truth or DrinkTruth or DrinkCut

- [Both] I promise never get divorced. (Laughs) - They're gonna play that
at our divorce proceedings. (Classical music plays) - Um I am Rachel, and how
do we know each other? We're
- Well first of all, I'm Kayla - And we're engaged. (Laughs) - We met in glee club
at college at Western.

- We met at a party. - Can we drink first? Like take a shot to... - [Both] Cheers. - Good luck.

- Thanks, you too. - You wanna read it?
- Sure. How often do we have sex? How often should we have sex? - The right amount. - Realistically it's more
once or twice a week.

- Yeah. - Gay sex you just have to
take a shower afterwards. - Oh my god, don't say that. - We decided to wait until we're married.

- Yeah we took a break from having sex. (Deep exhale) - What is your favorite sex position, and what is your least favorite? - My most favorite is the new one, the like scissors. - Favorite sex position is when
I finally get to be a bottom and my least favorite sex
position is when I have to sit on your face constantly. (Laughs) - I enjoy sitting on your face.

That's pretty nice. - Do you ever fake an orgasm? You look like a deer in the headlights. - Have you ever faked an orgasm? - I did in the beginning
of our relationship. I know.

- When is the last time you masturbated? - This morning. - This morning? - Yeah. - I was in the room right next door? - You were asleep. - Um when was the last time...
- Yesterday.

- Really? - Yeah. - Where was...When? - There's a magic hour. - If you had one hall pass,
who would you sleep with? - Alicia Keys. She can get it anytime.
- Yeah that's pretty good.

- I would probably want to play
with like Jennifer Aniston. - I was not expecting that one. Wait are you gay? - Yes. - Okay.
- Oh you know I'm gay.

- I don't know. - John Mayer.
- Emma Watson. - Emma Watson? - Yeah. Who doesn't have a Harry Potter fantasy? Come on.

- How many sexual partners have you had? (Chuckles) - It's just quicker for
me to take a shot, so I could count, 'kay? - Oh no, we'd be here all
night just like your stories. - How many sexual partners
have you had sex with? - Six. - Six? I'm not gonna say it. Nope, I'm gonna say it.

Six dicks. - Uh on the count of three,
say the number of children we'd ideally have. - [Both] One, two, three. - One.
- Three.

- Oh. Why? - Having children can be weird. - One, two, three, Five.
- One puppy. - Into this
- I am still a child.

- Yeah.
- I can't have children. - We barely get by with bills.
- Are you kidding me? - On the count of three, say the number of children we'd ideally have. - Two. - On the count of three.

- Nope. There's no other answer. - Oh, are you nervous
about getting married? - Yes. Just sharing your life 100
percent with one person.

- Yeah our weddings gonna be weird. - So it's gonna be a whole
bunch of Spanish speaking Dominicans and a whole bunch of - White people. - Do I have any friends
or family members that you don't want at the wedding? - I personally don't want
either of her parents there. I have a massive lack of
respect for both of them so, - They don't know that we live together, and they don't like our
moral values, and so they would hate him for no
reason and that bothers me.

- Um, I dare you to call one of your exs and invite them to the wedding. Please drink. - I have one but I don't think she's gonna answer my phone call. - Who is it? - Veronica.

Kay I'll leave a voicemail. Just calling to see if you're
gonna be coming to our wedding It's September 2nd. That's gonna be really awkward text. - What is the one thing you'd
want to change about me? (Nervous laughter) - I'm gonna take a shot on this one.

- Okay. - Nothing, nothing at all. What about you? - You're always right, and it's not just like a I'm always, like I'm always right, I'm always right, but then you're like grab a knife, I'm always fucking right. - I would change how
big of a dick you are.

- I think you need to drink more. I've drunk plenty. (Laughs) - I feel fine. - You feel fine? - About 40 to 50 percent
of married couples in the United States divorce,
do you think we'll last? - Gay marriage is something
that we've fought for.

We have it now, and we should
be grateful and take it, not take it for granted. - I think I'll give it a year and - See how it goes?
- And see how it goes. - You wanna see how it goes?
- Yeah, that's, yeah. - Yeah we're gonna go
the distance, and we work really well together so
I'm not worried about it.

- I love you. - I love you so much. - Aww. - I love you.

- I love you. (Laughs) - What? Okay. - Do we have to? - Do we have to? - I love you. - I know, I know.

That's why we're still getting married, and I'm putting up with it. - I go 90, you go 10. - I did. - You did a solid negative five.

- Alright, therapy's our next video..

Drinking Apple Cider Vinegar Before Bedtime Will Change Your Life For Good

Although Apple Cider Vinegar has an overpowering
acidic taste, you dont have to drink it straight to benefit from its amazing properties. Some of those properties include raw enzymes
and the promotion of good bacteria in the digestive tract. In order to avoid the taste, some people will
substitute Apple Cider Vinegar for regular vinegar when pickling their favorite vegetables,
or pair it with olive oil to make a salad dressing with a little kick. However, by simply diluting Apple Cider Vinegar
or adding it to tea before bedtime you can significantly improve several areas of your
health.

Consider a few ways that ACV helps if you
take it before bedtime: 1. Halitosis
You know that awful taste in your mouth that you wake up with in the morning? Its probably due to too much bacteria in
your mouth. Drinking one tablespoon with eight ounces
of water and a slice of lemon before bed, will keep that bacteria at bay and let you
wake up more refreshed. 2.

Lower Blood Sugar
Some people have difficulties sleeping because of a peak in their blood sugar level at night. Its one of the leading causes of insomnia,
and it also impedes the body from burning fat. Apple Cider Vinegar lowers blood sugar levels
because it increases insulin sensitivity. If you arent already on blood sugar medicine,
try taking two teaspoons of Apple Cider Vinegar right before bed each evening and see if you
dont have a more restful night.

If you are taking prescription medication
for diabetes, please speak with your doctor before using this natural remedy. 3. Hiccups
This nice trick overrides nerves in your throat that are responsible for hiccups. If these nerves have to deal with powerful
taste in Apple Cider Vinegar, hiccups become less of an issue.

For this, youll need to drink one undiluted
teaspoon of Apple Cider Vinegar. 4. Sinus Relief
If youve got a stopped up nose because its pollen season again, dont forget
about Apple Cider Vinegar. Rather than reaching for an over-the-counter
decongestant, rely on the B vitamins to work with the potassium and magnesium in Apple
Cider Vinegar, to loosen up your sinuses so you can breathe easier.

5. Drop Unwanted Pounds
More and more people are incorporating Apple Cider Vinegar into their weight loss regimen. However, did you know that not getting a good
nights sleep is also associated with being overweight? Researchers now know that Apple Cider Vinegar
inhibits the body when it tries to convert starches into calories. Not only that, but it also reduces your appetite.

The pectin it contains actually makes you
feel more satisfied, so when its time to go to bed and your hungry, sip a little Apple
Cider Vinegar tea to feel satisfied and sleep better. 6. Reflux Remedy
When your stomach is void of the necessary amount of acid, it tends to move around to
do the job that the full amount would easily do. When that happens, some of the acid can sneak
up the esophagus and burn your throat.

Apple Cider Vinegar helps to replace that
stomach acid and balance your intestinal tract. Try a tablespoon with a full glass of water
about an hour before lying down. 7. Sore Throat
Apple Cider Vinegar is a powerful anti-bacterial.

Its acidity helps kill bacteria that live
in the back of your throat. If you have a sore throat, in thirty minute
intervals, take one teaspoon of Apple Cider Vinegar. About an hour before bed, drink one teaspoon. After thirty minutes, drink another.

Finally, drink the third just before bed. 8. Restless Legs
If you have restless legs or are often plagued with leg cramps in the middle of the night,
its probably a sign that youre not getting enough potassium in your diet. By adding two tablespoons of Apple Cider Vinegar
to eight ounces of water, you can quickly boost your potassium levels and avoid these
annoying issues.

9. Upset Stomach
Sometimes a simple remedy like Apple Cider Vinegar can settle an upset stomach. Again, by helping restore the pH level in
the digestive tract, you can rid yourself of excess gas and even stomach cramping. Try a warm cup of water with one teaspoon
of Apple Cider Vinegar to calm an upset stomach..

DRINK YOUR P!SS

- It's cold. I better climb inside this whale carcass. - SHUT UP! - Ugh, hold on. I got to drain my five-dollar footlong.

That means I got to take a tinkle. - Yeah, I know. Hey, why the hell are you going so far? - I can't go if somebody can see me going. - You're not five years old anymore! - I can't go if somebody's even thinking about me going! So just stop! (Groaning) Stupid button fly.

Who's the idiot that chose this over a zipper? (Grunts) Anthony? Hey, Anthony, where are you? If you can hear me, say "dingleberry." Or really anything at all. I just really like the word "dingleberry." Heh. Dingleberry. (Snickers) Come on, man.

I'm lost! (Echoing) All right, if I can't find my way back, it looks like I'll have to survive out here by myself. SURVIVE!!! All right, let's do-- (groans, body thumps) (quiet thunder, bird squawking) (moans in pain) What would Bear Grylls do right now? - (Ominously) Drink your own piss! - Who the hell said that? Bear Grylls? - I sensed that someone was in trouble and came as soon as I could. - Well, then, what should I do? Tell me your secrets. - Right.

First, you'll need to take care of three basic things: food, shelter, and hydration. Take care of these three things, and you'll be able to survive out here forever. - Whoooa. - All right.

First thing you need to do is drink your own piss. - What? No. - All right. Then I guess you could find some food.

First, if you just look down-- - Oh, I know. If I eat this moss, it should sustain me all winter. - No, no, that moss is extremely poisonous. - (Spitting) (coughs) - I was just trying to get you to look down there.

Someone left us a roasted chicken. (Flies buzzing) - Oh. Right. Heh.

I knew that. (Coughs and gags) - This next step will be a lot easier if you drink your own piss. - I'd really rather. - Whatever, man.

It's your life at stake here. I guess we'll have to get you some shelter. I would actually-- - Oh! I'll use these sticks to make a hut. I'll make two bedrooms so you can stay the night for a sleepover.

- Stop, you idiot! You're tearing down the last den of the endangered West African Killer Otter. - (Gasps) (otters chitter) Oh, hi, little guys. Aren't you so cute? (Baby talk) (screaming) Get it off, Bear! (Disoriented muttering) (screaming) Why two? Die, you stupid! (Growls) (panting heavily) (heavy breath) - Good job, dick. You just forced the species into extinction.

- Well, they started it. Anyway, what's next? - Right. This is your last and final step: hydration. All you have to do is drink your own-- - No.

- What? You scared of a little piss or something? - I don't know. It just seems a little extreme, doesn't it? - Come on, man. Just drink your piss. Everyone's doing it.

- Okay, great. But that doesn't change the fact that I'm not gonna drink my own piss!! - Fine! - Fine! (Sizzling, Ian wheezes) (groans) I'm so thirsty. - Just drink your own piss, man. Look, I got a bottle of my piss right here.

See? Not that hard. Just drink your own piss! - Damn it. I'm not drinking my own piss, Bear Grylls! - Suit yourself. (Gulping) - Ah, screw it.

- Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Yeah! - Are you drinking your own piss? - (Spits) What? (Sputters) No. And besides, even if I was, I had to. I've been stuck out here for days, man! - Uh, you've only been out here for like 20 minutes, and you're not lost. Your car is right there.

- What? - Yeah, I saw you hit your head on that tree, and, I mean, I was gonna help. But then you started talking to yourself and building things out of sticks, so I just sat back and watched. - Wow. Congratulations.

You're the greatest friend ever, dick. - So you really just drank your own piss? Huh? - I don't want to talk about it. I just want to go home and-- (engine sputters) Crap. Car's dead.

- Great. Now we're probably gonna be stuck out here for a couple of days. And we definitely don't have enough food or water. - No!! - To see bloopers and a deleted scene about banging hotties on Mount Everest, click the link in the description below.

- Piss party! - Thanks for subscribing. (Gulping) Mmm. Mmm. That's some good piss.

- What have you got for me? - Cats and dubstep. (Dubstep music playing) - Love it..

Drink Part 3 Undertale Comic Dub

Humans we saw you subscribe and turn all notifications That way you'll never miss a video with the great papyrus! Enjoy... It was wrong with you guys..(I think its everything..         \_()_/..) Papyrus!   I haven't seen you in such a long time...! NYEH HEH HEH! Of course you're excited to see the great papyrus (wow cocky.._..) How have you been? (I'm fine.. I lied I'm dyeing inside ^^  )Well, this is a fell universe in its own way, but with the Lord here.

It's not bad...... Come on Sans!. We have to catch up on everything! (Everything....??_  ) How much is everything...? Until one of us passes out! Is that a challenge??? (Oh shit.._..) You bet it is IS! (DAAYYYMMMMM   ()  ) I Hate this... ( I HATE ME,;-;,,)   Come anywhere near me again, and I'll kick your ass ....

You're not going to buy me dinner first? ( ..... (   )....) Okay nice chat ... I Heard you were having a party... ALPHYS! I'm not whoever told you that is Going to kill that bastard(oh sorry it was me..\_()_/.) Sure why not might as well invite the entire underground....

(That's were I take my leave BYE! ~ ()) Hmm...? Someone's yelling it's not a party until someone spills a drink! Anyway what's been going on?... It's been so busy, I'm just glad to be able to have a drink today...... :D. You should have seen me earlier shortfin, and I were fighting I kicked his ass Ville Short fill Potty time So anyway The Pyrus has been working really hard He checks his puzzles all the time.

Yeah, it's great. He's the coolest Fool doesn't sound very strong, but hearing you talk about your brother like that For some reason it makes me happy Good, you're cool, too Everyone knows about underfill, and how dangerous it is You must be really great there. Yeah Shut up. Let's go back on topic I.

Think we should make some snacks did someone say something about food. I'm damn sure This one's not a scientist nope Undyne his head of the Royal Guard, ooh And then we're going to make some snacks for the party You ought to help of course are you going to invite office? You're right I'm gonna do it All right Elvis is going to join hooray. What shall we make Everything They're talking about huh? Maybe they understand each other in some way You know what pisses me off Hmm snow taxes. No how does it even work? They don't make any sense? Hey, is that wine wine with swap here huh whatever you do don't serve that with cheese huh y-yeah Once I was having a party with some wine and cheeses, and he puts the cheese into the wine And drank it I don't see the big deal Hey, if we're all drinking wine then don't let red heaven ewwww why? Because he's already a whiner This party is great Jeez you can walk in those are you drunk or just faking it I? Can kick off Cimiez heels drop or not? Hey if you don't believe me we can take it outside Me.

I think we can salvage it That reminds me of when I shook that shake oh You guys weren't there? I Showed me Saturday So are you serious about a fight sure why not we should discuss some rules first Is he passed out? Hmm must have drank too much now take care of that. Anyway. What kind of rules? No dusting You think I would want whatever waste of exp you are your arias Anyway we should do something to make it more fun. I don't trust you at all Don't worry the feeling is mutual All right, I'm gonna get changed then we can try cook something else please don't be fine Oh, hey undying nine and all Right all of us being undyed.

It's too confusing so we should have nicknames like the skeleton brothers I'll stay a son died because well. I'm the original and I'll be wrecked I'm undying is that a pun All right, what about that one? Nerd maybe Hmm all right So what's warning beta theta such a cool name. There's no way there's a beta name Young guys death come up with nicknames. Oh my god.

We need nicknames. I already have a nickname It's alpha Dammit, how do we beat anything like that I wanna be Mew Mew what? That's ridiculous. I should be Mew Mew you're already the original Elvis. You don't need a nickname It's only only if the truth hurts Can I call myself kitty, cutie? No I'm on that name.

Oh my god you please? Dresses seriously It'll make it fun. I don't see the point to having so many dresses It's not like you've got the figure to pull them off I'm so glad I got to picture dress for this you actually look good for once Nice They didn't mean it like that All I was saying is that he normally looks not quite as Ebola yeah If you keep this up I'm gonna need popcorn oh don't dust him before I get to fight him I Did a turn the skeleton Sons your jokes are so sick. They're giving you a femur Well you funny bones have the best humorous jokes Sean's the human is too good Your sim let's put our heads down and respect respect for the dead Baby you can't get past 10 second do with a catchy Font good news bro. I got us a way out of this mace have we got to hurry Where is it son that's a cube of garbage? Still here, it's little voice Hey I can hear it, too Many kids you got in there Hey duck check it got you sure.

Do Fish Drink Water

All living things on Earth need water, because
the chemical reactions that make life possible happen in an aqueous solution. Which means us land animals have to drink
it to keep it inside of us all the time. But what about fish? It seems like since theyre always in the
aqueous solution of whatever body of water theyre swimming around in, they wouldnt
need to actually drink the stuff. But it turns out that some fish actually do
need to drink.

And others do not. It depends on the fish, and what kind of neighborhood
it lives in. Water, you should know first of all, is really
into finding a balance. If you have a membrane that water can pass
through, and there are different concentrations of salt on each side, then the water will
always flow toward the saltier side of the membrane, until the concentrations on both
sides are the same.

That means that freshwater fish have it easy. Since the concentration of salt in their bodies
is higher than the concentration in the water, that fresh water just flows right in, mainly
through their gills, and into their bloodstream. They also swallow some water when they eat
-- I mean, its kind of unavoidable -- but they dont need to actively gulp down water. But, in order to retain that balance of concentrations,
the fishs tissues still need to have some salt in them.

And thats where chloride cells come in. These are special cells in the gills that
produce large amounts of an enzyme that controls the flow of dissolved salts -- like sodium
and potassium -- across cell membranes. So, in freshwater fish, these chloride cells
work hard to bring just the right amount of salt into the fishs bloodstream. Now, saltwater fish have the opposite problem.

For most of them, the concentration of salt
in the water is higher than the concentration in their blood. That means that as they pass water over their
gills to breathe, the higher concentration of salt outside of their body is constantly
sucking water out of them. So these fish have to drink a lot, which they
just gulp down by the mouthful. But since the only water around is salty,
they have to filter out the salt to make it safe for them to absorb.

A lot of that salt is filtered out in the
fishs kidneys. But these fish have chloride cells in their
gills, too. Its just that, in their case, those cells are constantly pumping salts out
of the bloodstream and into the saltier water. So they may be surrounded by water, but no
matter where they live, fish are always looking to find that balance.

Thanks for asking. If you have a quick question
you'd like to ask us, we're down in the comments below or on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, etc.
And if you want to keep getting smarter with us, you can go to YouTube.Com/SciShow and
subscribe!.

Couples Play Truth or DrinkTruth or DrinkCut

- When was the last time you masturbated? - Probably yesterday morning. - Where was I? - On that long walk,
burning those calories. And I was doing the same damn thing! ("Allegro" by Wolfgang Mozart) - My name is Mia. - I'm David and-- - We're going steady (laughter) Isn't that what people say? - No.

- No We want to wait until
marriage to have sex. - No we're more like, married. (Laughter) - So ahead, ask me a question. - Okay.

- What? - If our sex life was a
porn, what genre would it be? - Um, yeah, no. The genre would be
wholesome Christian couple. - I have to be like Bukkake! (Laughs) No, but I'd say a threesome. - Okay.

- Gang bang. - Yeah. - Bit butts, yeah. - Yeah (hive fives) - If you could sleep with
any person in the world, who would it be? - Will Smith.

- A younger Beyonce. - Idris Elba. - Yes, Idris. We'll take you.

- Probably Hillary Clinton. - You hate her, though. - Well, I hate her
because I can't have her. (Laughter) - Just start listing them,
we know who's at one-- - Ryan Reynolds could get
it, Nick Cannon could get it, Taye Diggs could get it-- - And next question (drums on table) (laughter) - How many sexual partners have you had? - Oh.

About nine. - I don't do numbers. - I have parties in Miami Beach-- - Oh you want to talk about Miami Beach? That's where I went to college. - So salut! - Salut.

- How many sexual partners have you had? - Hmm. I think it was 24. - 24? That's not right though. - I can't remember them after
her now, you know what I mean? - Oh, good save.

Is your family going to watch this? I don't want to be in that. - I'm not telling them about this. - Are you attracted to any of my friends? - No. - I don't have friends.

(Laughter) - This one is vodka, right? - Just drink your stupid drink. - Lenu
Eli You're attracted to Eli? (Laughter) - Have you ever thought
about cheating on me? Have you ever thought
about cheating on me? (Laughter) - We had a rough beginning, so ... - Have you ever thought
about cheating on me, hm? - When I was younger in
my younger days, I have. - He sure did.

- But then we talked about it-- - We sure did-- - And then we just had sex
together with the person. - Talk with these hands. (Laughter) - That's a really big no-no. With my previous
relationship he technically was already married to somebody else, and he had kids with that person.

And he did not tell me about it. And I found out. (Mimics dramatic sound) - Would you ever consider
having an open relation--? - No. - I have to finish.

Would you ever consider? - No. Consider this foot up your ass. (Laughter) It's just consider, just consider. - Yeah, okay.

- Like if I said I wanted to. - Yeah, I want you to be happy. - Would you ever consider
having an open relationship? - Uh uh, I'm greedy. - I mean unless they're cookin'-- - That's what we said.

- And cleaning. (Laughter) - Oh (laughs). What would you think if you
caught me watching porn? - Yeah. - I've never caught her.

I found her dildos and got upset. - I know, he made me
get rid of all my toys. - Dog, it was like this fucking long, man. This shit put me to shame (laughter) - Do you watch porn? (Bottle cap screwing) - I'm going to say that
there's a whole bunch of definitions that
people can describe it by, so I'm going to make you wonder that too.

- Okay. (Laughter) I'm feeling really good, so I don't care. (Laughter) (slaps fly) (bottle falls) - Got it! - Do you ever fake an orgasm? Can you really ... For a guy? - No.

- Because I would see it and I'd be like, "What the hell are you doing?" (Laughter) - Never in the beginning
when you were like, "I want you to sound
more like a porn star!" And I was like, "OH!" So maybe in the beginning. - What's the one thing
you would change about me? - Your beard. I want it thicker. - Make you light as a feather.

- You want me to be skinny? - No, I did not say that. (Deep breath) - Your belly. - I just got it. - I know, but I already want to change it.

- Your brain. I would do some-- (laughter) - That's not my body. - I would give him hair. That's the only thing that's
not there when I met him! You look exact the same, except
your hairline started there.

(Laughter) - Can you not point it out on camera? (Laughter) - What about me? - Your booty shrunk a little bit. - Well you know, I can't
always have a fat ass. - If I was a different race
would you still be with me? - Yes. - Yes.
No, I mean what? - If I was white.

(Laughing) - No. (Laughter) Is it white? - No, it says race but
we know what they mean. - Ohh. - If I was black would you be with me? - Yes.

I mean how black are we talking? (Laughter) - I would totally take you in any race, as long as you have the same-- - That should have been my answer, right? My answer made me sound hella racist. - You are racist. (Laughter) Just so you know. - If I decided to transition
would you stay with me? - Is it bigger than mine? (Laughter) - No, I like guys.

So I would want to be with a man. - You know, people are going
to have different definitions of transitioning. I would be okay with her. So yes.

- I'd be your dog afterwards. - You wouldn't like
(mimics sword fighting). - No sword fighting, no! - That's rude. Married for life.

- No. - When did you fall in love with me? - It's weird because I
feel like the first moment that we physically embraced,
I feel like our bodies - [Both] fell in love. - When I first met him. We went to the club for
the first time together.

He got on the stripper pole. And then here we are seven years later. So ... I know that I said it too
soon because you got mad.

- So you fell in love with me that fast? - Yeah. - Do you think we'll always be together? Cues Mariah Carey.  We'll always be together  (Scratchy high note) (laughter) - Yeah. - Why wouldn't we? We have the same goals,
same focus, same mindset.

- Really we have the same mindset? I don't agree with that at all. - On opposite sides of the spectrum yes, but we're still trying
to reach the same goal. - Okay. - Yeah, I think we'll be together.

- I love you. - I love you. (Kisses) - I love you baby, - I love you. - Regardless of any of the
answers, I still love you, I'll still be with you.

(Glasses clink) - Cheers. - Are we good? (Clapping) (high five) - High five for drinking
more than half the bottle..

Couples Play Truth or Drink (Mike & Renee)Truth or DrinkCut

- If our sex life were a
porn, what genre would it be? - Probably BBW. Didn't I tell you that last night? (Both laugh) - Come here my love. - What's up, baby? (Loud kiss) (light orchestral music) - Ladies first. - Ladies first, okay.

When was the last time you masturbated and who were you thinking of? - I never masturbate. Masturbate? Who fucking does that? My woman, who's now my wife takes care of that fine. Thank you. (High five) - High five, daddy.

- Oh. Do your parents
like me? Why or why not? - They didn't like you at
first, because you're old. (Awkward laugh) - That's the only reason why? - Yeah. 10 Years older than me, yeah.

- How much older is
your mom from your dad? - They're 20 years apart. (Both laugh) - So... - If you could get rid
of one of my friends, who would it be? - I going to drink to that. (Laughter and speaking) - All your friends is so wonderful...

- Uh-huh. - This is bullshit. Who came first the first time we had sex? - You, and I was 21 at the time. - I came first, did you come at all? - Nope.

Wham, bam, thank you fam! (Both laughing) - When was the last time
you lied to me and why? - I never lie to you. - You are so full of shit.
Can I answer this question? Cause I know when the
last time you lied to me. - Oh I fucked up. Can I
take a shot right now? I don't know when it was.

- The last time you lied to
me was when you went to Costco and you said that you couldn't
get onto the Alexa app to see what my list was so you just got the little bowl of shit you wanted to get. - I didn't want to spend that money you always want to spend, bullshit. - M'kay. - What is the biggest flaw I have that could end our relationship? Ooh.

- I'll drink on that (laughing). - I'm curious. Is it that bad? Damn. - Cheers! (Laughing) - Ooh, that was a good one.

- What is the meanest
thing I've said to you? - I think the meanest thing
is what you don't say to me. You don't say things that
you know piss me or you off so you just shut up. Silence is not golden in our relationship. I'd rather know because when
I wonder it's kind of bad.

If I decided to transition, to what? Oh fuck. (Laughter) Would you stay with me? - No. Have you ever thought
about cheating on me? - (Deep breath) Yeah,
I've thought about it. - You've done it.

- Since we've been married, I haven't. - Oh. But you thought about it? - I've thought about it.
I just haven't done it. - Yeah, I've definitely thought about it.

- Really? - Hell yeah. Your unfaithful ass! Let's drink on that one! - You thought about cheating on me? - Why not? Huh, cheating! - Not cheating. - Cheers. - Not cheating! Not cheating.

Okay, fuck it. That was a bad question. This is fucked up. Why do
I get the fucked up ones? Which one of my -- and I need an answer and I
want you to drink to this -- which one of my friends
are you most attracted to? - Honestly, none, honey.

- Come on! - I swear, none of your friends. - Bullshit! - None of your friends
are attractive. Michael. Next card, is it my card now? - Who asks the question? - Should we have sex more
or less than we do now? - More.

I we should have more and I
think you should initiate it. - Okay. - How many sexual partners have you had? Where do I rank? - Well at least I can
count mine on two hands. - That's not the point! - You're still here, so where do you rank? - Okay, let's go to the first question.

How many sexual partners have you had? - We're done with that
question, it's my turn. Do you think we'll always be together? (Laughter) Good thing you didn't get that question. - Goddamn right. (Both laughing) - Do you think we'll always be together? - Yes.

- Aw. - I think so. - Good. I think so too.

(Both laughing) Please don't. (Off-screen applause) Thank you! It's good. Right on, thank you guys!.

Couples Play Truth or Drink (Krystal & Ian)Truth or DrinkCut

I'm crystal. [Hi]. [I'm] ian crystals husband. Love you.

Love you. Oh my God think so. Best two out of three? Kind of in her head already. [Hey], when was the last time you faked an orgasm and why I? Don't know maybe when maybe like two years ago when we were first dating and why? Just wanted you to feel like you were doing a good job? What's something that I do that irritates? Maybe you should just drink.

Yeah, let's see what this one, okay? What's your least favorite sex position and why? What's it called that? You know the one. We're like you're the tornado no, they're right no, no, you're just saying things but What's it reverse cowgirl probably? It's just there. I mean, I can't really see what's going On or something we've game of thrones' I just your face the wrong Name two celebrities you'd want to have sex with if we weren't together can I just name that I know who? Your celebrities yeah zoe saldana but like the [avatar] version which is No, not well she's yeah, that's what you said, no Yeah, and I said it would be like an interesting night, but I didn't I wouldn't want to How many people have you slept with? Carry The One - What I mean is [just] a number look It's just it's just it was the shot. I was in the first yeah I mean, [you're] sort of yeah, you were the first last man.

I slept with that. I married ever What's the craziest thing you've ever done sexually with an ex? It's been a while since we've feeling thirsty? A little bit you feeling parched? Yeah Can I guess what a [seven] I know some things? We'll just have a little bit of that I've heard stories Okay, maybe you should take two If you had to give me [a] funny nickname based on some part of me. Oh God, I've already done that and it is cornbread Has to do with her caboose she's quite delicious soft Kind of like a piece of a piece of [cornbread] comes right out of the oven It's perfect and it's delicious kind of softened it over. It's sometimes a little butter on it and it melts and it's just like What would you think if you caught me watching porn [I]? I'd think Good for you.

You couldn't wait 15 more minutes till I got home or So what who cares so what? Name One friend you would want to sleep with if you were single Yeah, I think I'll have it. I think I'm [gonna] drink listen You would rather drink than tell me one of your friends is it Bobby no, it's not you're declining to answer this question It does seem like I'm getting the harder questions. I don't think so Yeah, you know I agree that you wouldn't but I would agree that I do I understand We need some more pineapple juice over here. We're gonna need to sleep here When was the last when was the last time you masturbated and where the hell was I? Um when What yeah when I was at a business seminar in San Diego Few weeks back uh-huh couple weeks back Mm-hmm.

I think you were in Seattle what were you looking at okay? [It] was a long time ago That was like a week and a half ago [a] lots happened since then yeah, well were you on tumblr? [I] was looking at some photos that you would text me oh yeah. Yeah solid Why? Why don't you say it proudly? Yeah I'm not embarrassed about it,  we were downstairs in the basement in the basement yeah my parents were upstairs Mm-Hmm, and You know one [of] those things that just was time to time to make sure she knew I felt Yeah morning. I think I did say I said thank you. No.

I you're just being like no I did say I. Appreciate that [I] Said I respect your feelings right on. Yeah. No, I said I did tell him that I loved him right back.

Sorry What? Vodka.

Bridesmaids Play Truth or DrinkTruth or DrinkCut

Do you think that you will get bored sleeping with the same person forever? Possibly, yes. Wait, hold on. My name is Pooja and these are my two best friends from High School These are my bridesmaids. I have known Shelby since we were 10 years old.

They're my best friends. And they're my bridesmaids August 5th. Is that next weekend? Two weeks from last Saturday Not all my bridesmaids get along, and none of them know my fiance because he is in the navy. So they've actually never met him before.

Can we start off with the shot? I know, right? To Daniel and Carrigan Pick up your drinks ladies This is why I'm throwing the party Brittany Have you ever been attracted to my fiance? No, I think that I like him for you Carrigan is a really nice guy He's super nice No, he's very sweet and fun... No dude if she thinks he's hot dude that's chill with me like No I just think that he's like Dude obviously she doesn't (Laughter) Carrigan is a very nice looking man but... His hairline? (Laughter) I'm sorry OH MY GOSH. Carrigan has Darrens hairline You know what, he can't help that! I think Justin's really cute, but he like doesn't like give me a boner.

You know Like I don't want to sleep with Justin. When did you first sleep with your partner? Um... It was actually Valentine's day Was it good? (Laughter) Oh don't reveal that to Brandon? Nooo He was in a rolling stones Cover, band And I went to his show and then we went home together after that and.. Then you guys had so much sex that you got a gnarly UTI.

Fucker So what's your favorite thing about and the least favorite thing about my fiance? I don't really know him that well, so I mean I think I've only met him maybe once Since August 2013 so almost 4 years I don't like it that he doesn't like me (laughter) He likes you No he thinks I like, put you into trouble But I feel like that's like bringing the best out of you, you've gotta like.. [Together] Let loose THANK YOU! Cause you're so uptight all the time Have we ever slept with the same person? Yes Not at the same time, but yes It's possible we may have I dated him for like two and a half or three years And then and then I dated him for three years So we don't, we actually haven't talked about this because Me and her we just act like it never happened. (Yeah) Can I take a drink? Whoo! I think it's your turn guys No, I just uh, wait, oh wait, oh She just asked.. Oh no you asked....

We're asking these questions to her She asking these questions to us Oh yeah You guys are so drunk that you forgot what we're doing (Laughter) Are you afraid you're getting married too soon? She'd do it tomorrow if she could I would She just wants the get pregnant and Have a bunch of kids, bunch of Mexican Fijian babies running around I think you're rushing a little With the wedding or with like the whole engagement? Cause the wedding is still a year away The whole engagement Should I not get married? (Laughter) Ohhhhh Oh man, if this isn't a question for you, I don't know what is. Am I rushing this? YESSSSSS!!! (Laughter) GOD YES!!!! I like the idea of them being engaged, I just feel like they should hold off on the marriage But it's next year I have a whole nother year You're just too young Turning 23 You're 21. Like it kills me. Like you love each other, why do you have to put a ring on it at 21? Because I, we love each other enough I was married once let's just put that out there.

Uh 19. Just being married that young made me realize like I have not experienced shit And I know for shit you have not experienced shit Like just saying A. You are someone completely different from high school B. He is someone completely different high school.

C. You spent 3 weeks together. Total. After high school No..

At once, (Yeah) that's the longest you guys have been together That fucking terrifies me I think you'll be fine. I think we'll be fine (laughter) Do you think I'll ever get married? Yes. I do No, because guess what? That's full of bullshit Between the time of now, and the time I'm 30, I'm gonna change. I fucking like cucumbers, nobody likes cucumbers.

If I find someone that's a cucumber now, and I just started liking Cucumbers How the fuck do I know if I'm going to like cucumbers in five years? Like, I don't And then I'm going to have nobody and I'm going to be sad So you know what I'd rather do? Make a lot of money, buy a cool car, have a house, have my own shit together And if I find a man? Cool. He can join my little club thing. We can make a lot of money I definitely forgot to take my last drink so I should probably take more Me too Can I get some more vodka? How will you keep things spicy with your soon to be husband? Our 15th anniversary after being married, I'm letting him have anal sex (Laughter) Well damn Just don't forget the lube Like you did! Oh my god no no!!! (Laughter) That's enough It didn't go in all the way, let's just say that IT DID NOT! You know what? I don't do anything that nasty, in front of my lover You are full of shit Take a shot Uh uh girl no Would you guys like ever have a threesome? Yea With a girl or a guy? Have you talked about it? Yea Oh I'm okay with another girl. I don't give a shit.

You guys! What are we doing this for? You do whatever you can to keep your man happy. To keeping your men happy! That one burnt my nostrils I like that vodka Would you ever do pegging? What? What's pegging? Like when a girl. Like, does like, a guy in the butt Ohhhhh (Laughter) Yea, would you? So when I got these nails, like, I tried to put it in his but.... Whaaat OH MY GOD! (Laughter) He wouldn't let me, of course, but I still tried to go for it Do you think me and my partner will last? Being like a jaded divorced person, and like, you never fucking think that when you marry a person and...

I think you're an amazing couple that loves each other very much and have the potential to last forever I think maybe my answer is no I. I think getting married is like a fucking piece of paper. (Yeah) Like I don't think it really matters I don't want you to be unhappy or like have your heart broken I think you're projecting a little bit of your own feelings on my situation. But...

I understand You're my best friend Obviously Imma support anything you do Danielle, I'm really happy for you and Carrigan happy for you. Oh my gosh, we're so happy for you I hope that one day I could be as happy as you are But until now, guess what? What? You're the happiest bitch I know, and I'm really excited because I absolutely love Carrigan And I think you guys are absolutely perfect together. Thank you! Oh yeah, I thought it was wonderful. I love you! I really love you I love you! He loves you Okay (Laughter) Okay Hey! It's Marina, from Cut.

Thank's for watching another one of our videos if you liked it give it a thumbs up and subscribe If you want to buy any of our merch check out the link in our bio. See you next time.

Blind Dates Play Truth or DrinkTruth or DrinkCut

We're going out and grabbing
a drink after this, right? I have somewhere to be. (Laughter) - And introduce yourselves. To each other? - Yes, you're blindfolded. Hey, my name's Aaron.

(Laughter) I don't know if we
should shake hands really. Give it a try. Nice to meet you. (Laughing) - I want you to smell each other.

Smell each other? Yeah. I can't, I can't smell you. Hmm. No I can, you actually
smell really nice.

You just smell like... Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce? I was about to say Abercrombie. (Laughs) No way, no. I teach yoga.

Yoga? Awesome. Yeah. I don't like yoga. - Are you guys here to find love? You know what? Maybe, you know.

I live my life in fear
of love, so I hope not. I don't know, I'm more
of kind of a romcom guy, so always looking for love, but just trying not to jump in too fast. - Three, two, one, go. (Laughing) Oh hey.

Hi. I will allow you to go first. Such a gentleman. Oh my god, it's amazing.

When was the last time
that you masturbated? (Laughing) Cutting right to the chase. This morning. I am my own best friend. (Laughing) Girls probably masturbate
just as much as guys, right? Well I asked you first.

Okay, last night. Really? Yeah. Oh, when was the last
time you masturbated? Oh, like 20 minutes
ago, what do you mean? They have a bathroom right over there. How many sexual partners have you had? Oh that was easy.

Cheers. To secrets. Yep. What is my least attractive feature? Yours? Mm-Hmm.

I've cultivated a few, so... Your shirt. (Laughing) Really? There's bows on it. Those are flowers.

Your hair, buddy, I just... Ugh, really? You know how much Aqua Net
is in this shit right now? I know. Can you read the last three
texts from your ex right now? (Laughing) What is it you're doing tonight? It better be me. (Laughs) Finish this line: my
favorite genre of porn is...

It's something, okay just pour it up. You want a shot? Yeah. Asian girls. See, I'm all about ebony, you know? That's me.

I shouldn't even be
answering the question. Group, that's like the best. Oh, group? Yeah you have like
someone sucking a dick, someone jerking off,
someone getting fucked, someone fucking, it's just like woo! What sound do you make
when you are having sex? Can you make it? Like a yell, no. Aw yeah, you know, like aw yeah.

I don't know, sometimes I
like styling it up like yee-ir. You're gonna have to
just wait for that one. Wow. What is your type, am I your type? I don't think I have a type.

I just like babes and you're a babe. Hey, so do you wanna smoke a joint? Yeah, let's smoke a joint. Yes. Finish this line: I lost
my virginity to blank.

My boss. Woo! That got real real fast. (Laughing and coughing) Details? College. I remember the Beastie
Boys were playing for me.

We were watching Planet Earth. A girlfriend of mine in a graveyard. Which one of us do you
think is more attractive? Me. (Laughing) That's kind of a weird question.

Hillary or Trump? Trump. Really? I'd honestly choose Trump, but that's just because
of his political standby. Right now if I was in the
room with these two people... Would you grab em by the pussy? Oh this question.

Okay, it's your time.
That's the part. I didn't see, Jesus Christ. (Laughter) Oh my god. Sit on my lap and stare
into my eyes intimately for a full minute or take a shot.

- Don't break eye contact. You look like a baby. A hot baby? Like a very tall baby. (Laughing) Like a tall baby? (Laughing) Intimately, like not laugh? Composure, yeah.

Okay. (Laughing) I mean, I'm surprised I don't know you. I was actually thinking that. I was like, man how are
they gonna do a blind date in the gay community? That's...

(Laughing) True. (Laughing) Can you show me your Tinder, Grindr, Bumble profile right now? I don't know what the hell Bumble is. That must be for straight people. I've had sex with him.

Oh! Oh my gosh, you are poppin' on Grindr. You have 99+ messages. Oh! (Laughing) Damn, daddy! (Glass shattering) Holy shit. (Laughing) I dare you to kiss me on
the lips or take a shot.

I'll go for that. I'll take it. (Kissing) She's not into that. I don't kiss on the first date either.

I dare you to kiss me on
the lips or take a shot. (Laughter) Oh we know what's gonna happen. (Laughing) Oh wait no, I have to kiss you? You really? All right, here we go. (Laughing) That was amazing.

- Would you guys see each other? I think yes. What time is it? I don't have to be anywhere till 8:30. Let's go get pizza. Yeah, let's go get some
pizza, I really would like that.

Okay, cool.                .

Blind Dates Play Truth or Drink (Round 2)Truth or DrinkCut

- How would you rate your
oral sex skills, out of 10? - Oh my God, I'm a 10 outta 10. Cause I read Cosmopolitan,
I'm always on PornHub, and I'm like a giver. (Woman laughing) Wait, this is curved. I've gotta get that straight.

(Banana cracking) (loud laughing and
yelling out in background) - Oh. ("Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" by Mozart) - I'm Megan, hi. - Hi, I'm Andrew. - I'm andy, and I am here
to connect with somebody.

- Is this Truth or Drink? - [Man] This is truth or drink. - Okay, thank God. - My name is Emanuel, and I've been single for six months now. - Hi, I'm Jefu, and I've
been single all my life.

- I think I already know who he is. (Laughing) - Oh hey, the crowd's pretty small. - Hi I'm Paris. - I'm Jade.

I like that name. - I like your name. - Thanks. - Oh my.

I've never actually been with a girl. - Well is this your
first date with a woman? - Yeah. I'm bi-curios, so I would try it out and see how it goes. - Alright, cool.

- Oh wow. - Hi. You're cute. - You're really pretty.

- Thank you. - Hi. - Hi. - I know him.

I dated a guy that mentioned you before. - Who is it? - Packers fan. - Oh. - Yeah, him.

(Nervous giggling) What, tell me about him. What happened, what happened? - Oh no, I'll take a shot. Let's take this out. We've been definitely talking.

- Oh, just recently too? - Yes. - Oh. - Hi.
- Hi. - Oh my goodness.
- Andy.

I'm Amalia. - Amalia, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too. I have family in Maine.

- Oh you do? - Yeah. - I spend a lot of time in Providence, so I love East coast. - My parents are really WASPy, they're old and white,
so all they love to do is yacht clubs and sailboats. - Old and white? - I was a souvenir from Asia.

They picked me and my
brother up from an orphanage. They were like that one looks funny. Where are you from? - I was born in South Korea. My parents are also white.

I was also adopted,
with my younger brother. - Oh my God me too. - Yeah, I know. - Wait, I told you that, yay.

- I'm freaking out a little bit. - Ladies first. (Woman giggling) - Of course, okay. What sound do you make
when you're having sex? Can you make it? (Man giggling) - I don't make a lot of sounds.

- You're just like silent the whole time? - No, no, I'm not silent. No, um, talking I guess? Not talking like conversational, but-- - How was your day today? (Laughing) So I need an example at this point. - Is this good? Like- (laughing) - Finish this line; My
favorite genre of porn is: - I like oral porn. (Giggling) What about you? - I like watching porn with
people who look like me.

- Why? - I don't know. That's my type. - Do you do it just because you imagine yourself as that person? - No. - Are you attracted to
yourself so much that-- - Yeah, well I'm not attracted to myself.

(Laughing) I mean, I like fine black girls, I guess. (Laughing) - Okay. - Alright. - Okay, how good are you with money? - I have a lot of student debt.

(Laughing) - Where did you go? - University of Washington. - Then why do you have that? - It's a couple t-shirts away. Then I went to U-Dub for grad school, and then I'm in a doctorate
program from there. - How old are you? - How old do you think I am? - 28? - I'm in my thirties.

- Okay that's fine, that's totally fine. I'm 25. I'm a leo. - Okay.

- Where is the craziest place you have hooked up with someone? - I hooked up with this
guy at a movie theater. There was no one around. - It was not that guy, right? - No, no, not that guy. So it was How to Train Your Dragon.

(Laughing) I really wanted to see it. He kept trying to push my head down, and I was like no just let me watch this. I just want to see How
to Train Your Dragon. - How would you rate your (laughing) How would you rate your
oral sex skills, out of 10? - Oh my God, I'm taking
a shot to that one.

- You're taking your shot? - I can't rate myself. - Why don't you feel like you can rate? Have you given? Is that a thing? (Laughing) - How would you rate your
oral sex skills, out of 10? - That is so embarrassing
to say about yourself. But I'm a 10. (Laughing) I am.

- I'm a 10 outa 10. Oh my God. Because I read Cosmopolitan,
I'm always on PornHub, and I'm like a giver. I'm a good person.

Do you know how good I am? I got TMJ, do you know what TMJ is? - Yeah. - It's where your jaw
unhinges and shit like that. And so I had to fucking go to the dentist, physical therapist, and a massage therapist,
because I was so nice. - Because of giving head? - Yes.

(Girl giggling) Wait, this is curved. I've gotta get it straight. (Banana cracking) (people laughing and
yelling out in background) - Oh. - I dare you to text
an ex I still love you.

- Can I text the Packer guy? (Laughing) - Yeah, take a selfie with me. - And send it to him? - And send it to him. Oh my God, this is fucking crazy. Whew.

- Which one of us do you
think is more attractive? - I'll just take a shot. - She thinks she's more attractive. - How many sexual partners have you had? - I'm gonna take a drink,
just cause I like tequila. - Alright, perfect.

- Let's say less than
20, but more than 15. - Oh that's so cute. - When was the last time you masturbated? - Right before this shoot. I actually went on a date before this.

(Laughing) No, it was just like, we
didn't get to anything so, I was like really horny. - Oh yeah. - Afterwards, he was really hot so-- - Oh yeah, he sounds great. (Laughing) - Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? - Like I've taken Plan B.

What about you? I would assume, I'm not gonna-- - I'm a mom. Yeah, I've got a seven year old daughter. - What? - Yeah. - Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? - Nope, cause I am good with my condoms.

I am good with my birth control. You, have you had a pregnancy scare? - I did. - Do you know what condoms are? - Yes, we used those. She was actually on the pill as well.

Condom broke. - Oh no. - We got Plan B and
she still got pregnant. (Laughing) - I'm so sorry.

- Do you have any kids? - No I don't. - I dare you to kiss me on
the lips or take a shot. She's looking at the alcohol. - I dare you to kiss me on
the lips or take a shot.

You're so rude. - Like a peck? We can do like a peck. - I'm down for a peck. - Okay.

(Applause) - Okay, we're good. - Would you like to go out
on another date with me? If yes, when and where? If no, why not? - I would love to see
you again and hang out. - I think we should hang out, and then see, cause this is
my first time with a girl. Did it take you a lot of time to figure out that you
wanted to be with a woman? - No, I've known that I'm
more attracted to women my entire life.

Like I'll never look at a man
and feel nervous, for example, whereas if it's a really beautiful woman then I might feel nervous. I don't know if that
answers your question. - No it does. - Would you like to go
on another date with me? - Hell yes.

- Hell yes? - You're fun, you're nice, you're pretty. - Thank you. - You're really pretty. - So what if I cook you dinner? - Sappy.

(Laughing) - Hey I'm a good cook. - Okay fine. - Would you like to go
on another date with me? - Yeah, obviously. Where should we go? - Tacos.

- Yes. Yay. Toast to a good first date. - To tacos.

- To tacos, yay. - Should be on Tuesday. Taco Tuesday. - Sounds good.

- Cheers. (Applause) - Y'all are making memories..

Blind Dates Play Truth or Drink (Mariah & Bianca)Truth or DrinkCut

- Where is the craziest place
you've hooked up with someone? - On a beach with fucking sand crabs. - You guys got crabs? - No! I'm Mariah. - I'm Bianca - Life is short.
(Laughing) Oh. - Hi.
- Hi.

- How's it going? - Good. How old are you? - 34. - I'm 28. - Mm, that's adorable.

- I'm ready for marriage and babies. - You are? - Yeah. - Okay. - And you? - Uh, what, uh.

(Laughing) - You gonna, you wanna? - Yeah, yeah. Cheers to meeting new people. You're awesome. - Cheers to this lasting forever.

Go for it. - This is the strangest
first date I've ever been on. - The strangest. - I dare you to kiss me on
the lips or take a shot.

- Well how would you feel about it? - Well I feel like I would
be happy to consent to that as a classy peck. - Yes. - So I guess since I'm the receiver. (Laughing) Getting to know somebody really quickly.

- Yeah. - It's your turn. - Me?
- Yeah. - Oh gosh.

Oh God. What sound do you make
when you're having sex and didn't make it? - Nope, nope, nope.
(Laughing) (cawing) I don't know, I don't know what... - Is that your mating call? - I'm gonna take a shot. We're not there yet.

- No, no, no, we're taking it slow. - Oh it's that question.
(Laughing) Which one of us do you
think is more attractive? - You. - Oh, you're kind. Oh, look at that I think it's you.

(Laughing) - No. No thanks. - It's so ridiculous. (Laughing) Fucking lesbian queer weirdo.

- What's the worst thing you
did in your last relationship? - Oh, that's easy. - Oh oh. - But I'm not drinking,
so I'm gonna be honest. I was mad and cussed at her.

- You're so Midwestern. - I know. (Laughing) It's. Wait.

What? Yeah, I'm from Michigan. Yeah. - Oh, what'd you say? - I, uh. Can you say this? Um, I said fuck you.

I did. I know. And there's so much shame around it. - Why? What happened? - I have grown.

How would you rate your
oral sex skills out of 10? - I don't want to toot my own horn, but I would have to say a 10. - Toot, toot. (Laughing) What makes you so 10? - Uh, you know I just got
a winning personality, and a can-do attitude. (Laughing) That's me.

Have you ever cheated on anyone, and what were the circumstances? - I did. I was young and fucken stupid, and an asshole apparently. Yeah, I was first year in college. Cheated on her.

Then told her. And then I learned my lesson trying to be a decent human to the world. Oh, that will never happen again. Don't do that to people.

It's not okay. What about you? Don't judge me if you didn't. - I don't think it counts. I'm gonna say no.

- What's the didn't count part? - I once upon a time ago
I was married and like. Why do you laugh? I am an attractive woman. Of course, I've been married before. (Laughing) So, before the divorce was finalized I made out with somebody else.

I had just called them
and been like we're done. And then hung up and then like went out and did it that night. - Oh. Next question.

(Laughing) Oh, that's good. What's your number one deal breaker? - Probably someone who's not kind. - Aw, that's good one. I mean, it is kindness.

Right. Like we have to be decent human being. - Yeah. - Like if you see a baby, you know, a stroller's tipped over in the street, we just kind of pass by.

Right. - I saved a child once. I did. I don't know why you guys are laughing.

You all are jerks. (Laughing) I saved a baby. - Did you want to tell me about
this baby saving (laughing). - Yeah, I think I will since you guys are all laughing at me.

(Laughing) I was at a basketball game. Everyone was leaving, but
I saw this small toddler just wandering and then like-- - I can tell that's not a baby. They're different. Sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. That was really rude. I didn't mean to interrupt your story.

- Anyway, so there was
this small human being. It could've been a baby. It could've been a toddler. It could've been a midget.

I don't know. But it was walking towards the door and the door was huge and it was so heavy, and it was gonna close on the small human, and I ran. And I saved it. - You dove.

- I didn't dive. - Did you save it by
like stopping the door or shoving the baby out of the way and like giving it a
concussion in the process? 'Cause really it's really relative. - I held the door. I ran to the door and I was like door.

- How chivalrous of you. How awesome. - I am very chivalrous. - What a human.

- Oh my God, it's the last one. Okay. - Thank God. (Mumbles) (laughing) - Would you like to go
on another date with me? If yes, when and where? If no, why not? - Um yes.

You seem fun. You seem well balanced. That's a must. (Mumbles) (applauding) - Camping, let's go and-- - Wait, whoa.

Camping right off the, for the first, like for a second date. (Laughing) - Okay. No, no, no, no. What was I thinking? - Probably dinner is fine.

Probably dinner's a safe. - Yeah, I think dinner. No cameras would be really great..

Blind Dates Play Truth or Drink (Karlos & Ricky)Truth or DrinkCut

Karlos: Are you vanilla?
Are you black? What race are you? Ricky: Um... I'm whi... I mean, I think
we're gonna find out in a minute. K: Oh, It's bright.


R: Superbright! K: Oh, nice to meet you!
R: OK! K: Oh, It's bright.
R: Nice to meet you! K: Likewise. Wouh! Both: Yeah, this one shot.
Yeah, let's go ahead? Okay cool. K: Yeah lets go ahead and do that.
R: And let the juices flow K: Mm-Hmm, which one of us
do you think is more attractive? R: Well, I mean, we're attractive on different levels.

K: Okay, so, okay explain. R: So I mean ... (Laugh) R: There's a whole can of worms I don't
know if I want to get into right now. Ideally, how often should a couple have sex? K: I personally like twice a week
because I can let it heal and usually I like doing black guys.

So it's usually pretty big you gotta just like
just gotta take it sometimes and just gotta let it heal afterwards. So like twice. (Snoring) K: Can i just take a shot? Cuz I feel like
I haven't drank anything in like two questions. (Laugh) R: Buddy, should we do it together? Okay.

K: What is your number one deal-breaker? R: Oh... Emm... Lying. K: What about just like a white lie like "Oh, yeah..." R: Well, lies happen, but if it's like white lies
you don't pick up on a lot more than ...

K: I have a question: why they call it
white lie, not black lie? R: Because it's like subtle.
K: So you're saying white people are subtle? R: What's something you miss
about the last serious Ex? K: Something I miss about my last serious Ex...
He had a bigger dick than the guy I'm with now. R: U-uh!
K: So like that's. K: It's like we have a new car...
R: I have the same...

K: and you miss the old one. (Giggles) K: It's a dare.
R: Oh ... K: Dare you to kiss me
on the lips or take a shot? R: I dont know you well.
K: Damn! K: Let me take a shot with you
because like you ... R: I said I would date you.

K: I will let you buy me dinner.
But I won't let you kiss me. That's not a good deal, I'm a businessman. R: Well, are you asking me to jerk you off?
K: No, I'm not asking you to jerk me off.

R: I don't know!
K: Are you gonna give me some coupons afterwards like ...?
R: Girl, I'm gonna groupon all over this state K: Hmm ... K: They don't gotta be sex as
gas or cash like that's what I take. R: Do you have any more mango juice? K: Guava?.. K: That's a ...

That's a white ...
That's a white people drink. R: They're so white! K: I'll take some guava, please!
CUT man: I have some water! K: Thank you K: Okay, it's your turn cuz yeah,
you didn't want to kiss me, because I have herpes. R: What sound do you make
when you're having sex? (Laugh) CUT man: Give us your O-face! R: No, give me your O-face,
you can do that. K: No ...


R: No?! K: Some things are meant
for my bedroom. You don't have to just wait for that one. Ooh, have you ever had
a threesome and would you? That's my question right there! R: Yeah ...
K: You've had one before? R: Yeah! I've had like ...
K: And did you enjoy it? R: I've had like four.
K: Four? R: No ... Yeah.

Yeah four.
K: That means how that means you're an expert. K: Three means that you ... R: I mean like if you can Eiffel tower
with somebody then you're an expert. K: What's Eiffel tower?
I'm an expert, but I don't ...

R: Just think ... ... And then one more. K: Okay, so you're fucking his ass
and what am I doing then, cuz ...

R: You're gettin a blow job
while I'm looking at you. K: Aaaaahhh! (Clack on the table) Got it!
(Clap) Got it! (Clap) Got it! K: Can you show me your Tinder/
Grindr/Bumble profile right now? R: There's my Tinder profile.
Should we face it? K: Thank you!
R: Oh wait. K: I'm not interested in your profile.
I want to see messages. Where we're going.
R: No-uh! (Laugh) K: Oh my gosh! You're popular on Grindr.


You have 99+ messages! R: Ohhhh!
K: Damn, daddy! (Broking glass)
Both: Ohhhh! (Laugh) (Laugh) K: No, for real, y'all, he's a Grindr celebrity! R: We broke shit. K: You broke shit! K: I didn't break any ... Don't include us.
R: I think I shook the table a little bit ... K: We're not a thing yet.

(Laugh) K: You turned into a black woman.
R: I turned it. K: I just like shakin' the table! (Laugh) K: Shots to 99+ prublms.
R: Yeah! Wait, what was this called? K: You got 99 problems! But I'm sure not one
cuz I'd never hit you up on Grindr! (Laugh).

Blind Dates Play Truth or Drink (Amalia & Andy)Truth or DrinkCut

- How many sexual partners have you had? - I'm gonna take a drink just because - Okay perfect. - I like tequila. I'd say less than 20 but more than 15. - That's so cute.

- [Amalia] Okay cool. - [Crew Member] Now you are
just going to walk to the table. And you're going to place
your hands on the table. Don't go anywhere.

[Amalia]- Okay! (Laughs) - Wait a minute, don't
sit down, don't sit down. Here, I'm right here. Okay now you're sitting in the chair. - That was an entrance.

- I am so sorry. (Laughs) - No, it was good. - I'm wearing these
really nice heel heels. And I can't even walk in them so thank God I'm just like
sitting down for this.

- I'm so excited. - You go first. No I'll go first. Do you know what a daddy is? - A daddy? Like a sugar daddy? - No.

It's like a sex thing. - Oh gotcha. - Well kind of, it's like whatever. - So you're looking for a daddy.

- Well kind of, no I'm looking just to have a fun time and whatever, so. - Passionate, driven,
always trying to be happy. - I'm a Hufflepuff so I'm always happy. - I'm a Hufflepuff.

- Oh my God, really?! - Yeah High five. Have we? (Crew laughs) - [In Unison] Three, two, one. - [In Unison] -Hi! Andy.
- Oh my goodness. I'm Amalia.

- Amalia, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too. - You're super cute! - You're super cute too. - Okay yeah, keep complimenting me.

This is good. - The hair, the earrings. - I have my family in Maine. - Oh you do? - I spend a lot of time in Providence.

So, I love the East Coast. - My parents are really waspy. They're old and white. (Laughs) So all they like to do is
yacht clubs and sailboats.

- Old and white. - I was a souvenir from Asia. So they picked me and my brother up from an orphanage and they
were like that one looks funny. Where are you from? - I was born in South Korea.

My parents are also white and I was also adopted with my younger brother. - Oh my God, me too! - Yeah. - Wait I told you that. Yay! - Freaking out a little bit.

(Glasses clink) Nice to meet you. Oh yeah. - Okay that's not too bad. - How good are you with money? - I have a lot of student debt.

(Laughs) - Where did you go? - University of Washington. - Then why do you have that? - I'll get here. It's a couple t-shirts away. Then I went to UW for grad school and then I'm in a doctorate program.

- How old are you? - How old do you think I am? - Twenty-eight? - I'm in my thirties. - Okay that's fine, that's totally fine. (Laughs) I'm twenty-five. I'm a Leo.

- Okay. Can you show me your
Tinder, Grindr, Bumble profile right now? - Let's do it. - Awesome. - Here, hey, here, enjoy.

- Bubbly, bouncy, and a bit sassy. I like happy hour, running
full speed around Seattle, coding, video games. Complete gym bunny. If I could combine a
daddy and gym parter O-M-G.

Then Tinder would be worth it. How often do you work out? - When I don't have bronchitis, five to seven times a week. What's my greatest asset physically? (Laughs) Anything you like here? - Your nose, I don't know why. - Are you serious? - Yeah.

When was the last time you masturbated? - Before I came here. - For real? - Yeah. When was the last time you masturbated? - It's been a bit. Probably a week.

- What's wrong with you? - Busy. I promise you I will go
home and masturbate tonight. - Fantastic. Shake on it.

- Actually, you wanna drink on it? - Yes, drink on it. Which one do you want? (Pours) - Cheers, cheers. - Did you read this or did I read this? - You did. - Oh, did I? - No I did.

- Oh, okay. I'm sorry, I'm getting drunk right now. (Laughs) - Sit on my lap and stare into my eyes intimately for one minute or take a shot. (Crew laughs) This is different.

Usually this is like, I'm
usually on this section. (Crew laughs) - How would you rate your
oral sex skills out of ten? - Oh my God, I'm a ten out of ten. Oh my God. I read Cosmopolitan.

I'm always on Pornhub. And I'm like a giver. I'm a good person, do
you know how good I am? I got TMJ. Do you know what TMJ is? It's when your jaw unhinges
and shit like that.

And so I had to fucking go to the dentist, physical therapist, and massage therapist because I was so nice. - Because of giving head? - Yes. (Laughs) Wait this is curved. Wait we're gonna get it straight.

(Crew laughs) Have you been in love before and if so why didn't it work out? - Yes, yeah. - How many times? - I have been in love a lot I think. - Why didn't it work out? - Why didn't it work out? I can be very driven. Kind of career oriented.

And very selfish in that way. I can be very emotionally unavailable. But I end up also caring for a lot of other people and sometimes
I forget the person I'm with. - Have you been in love? - Yes.

- Why didn't that work out? - Because we were long distance and he was a really nice guy. But both of us liked our careers and we didn't want to move. You know what I mean? And I didn't want to resent, we both didn't want to resent each other. Cool motherfucker.

I wish him all the best. I have no idea where he is. - Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? - Nope, because I am good with my condoms. I'm good with my birth control.

Can I ask you-- You, have you had a pregnancy scare? - I did. - Do you know what condoms are? - Yes, we used those. She was on the pill as well. Condom broke.

- Oh no. - We got Plan B and
she still got pregnant. (Laughs) - I'm so sorry. Do you have any kids? - No I don't.

- Okay What sounds do you make
when you're having sex? And can you make it? - Please pass the salad. (Laughs) - Do you want a drink? - I'll drink while I'm making sex noises. - Oh my God, so hot. - Oh yeah baby.

- Oh my God, say it again. - Yeah baby. - Oh fuck. Damn daddy.

- Oh yeah you want some of this? Taste some of that. (Laughs) Oh yeah, that tastes good. That feel good, yeah? (Chokes) - Which one of us do you
think is more attractive? That's, that's you. That's you.

- I dare you to kiss me on
the lips or take a shot. You're so rude! Okay. - Yep. - That was good.

- Okay. - Yeah, I did. - Yeah we should do it again. Okay, we're good.

- What music do you like to bang to? - I don't know. I'm loud and I like dirty talk so you don't need, you don't need. What is it called? - You don't need music. (Clicks tongue) - Do you want kids? If so, how many? - Kids would be awesome.

- Me too. - How many? Enough to run the farm. - Wait are you serious? - No, like two. - Oh my God.

- Like 1.8. - I would like one if it was good. And then two as a backup. Wait so and your adopted.

I'm adopted. Do you know where in South Korea you were? - Just outside of Seoul. I don't know. - You haven't gone back to your orphanage? - Nope.

They were very racist. Because we were mixed, right? I'm half Korean, half Puerto Rican. So birth mother was South Korean and my birth father was Puerto Rican. He was Puerto Rican-American.

He was stationed there. Met up with the local talent. Got her pregnant and
then he's like sayonara, I'm outta here. - That's what my dad did.

- So it's kind of what happens in Asia. - Yep. - Would you like to go
on another date with me? - Yeah, obviously. Where should we go? - Tacos.

- Yes. Toast to a good first date. - To tacos. - To tacos! (Laughs) (crew claps) This was so fun.

Y'all are amazing memories..

Best Friends Play Truth or DrinkTruth or DrinkCut

Would this be over if I threw
up on the table? No, you'd have to keep going. I'm Malarie.
And I'm Jessica. We became best friends the day we met because
none of us had, uh neither of us had any friends. We have been like really close best friends for the past 15 years.

I don't believe I've ever taken a full shot before. Except, uh, maybe my 21st birthday
but that was a buttery nipple and that wasn't a legit shot.
That was a really long time ago. Yeah.
If someone offered you one million to never talk to me again, would you?
No I can't do that. Oh my gosh that's so hard.
(Laughs) Well, you should take it! That's your livelihood.

Good bye!
You could do so much with that million dollars. You could turn me into a hologram!
Have you ever had a crush with someone I've been with? What did you do?
Oh God, no. Have you ever had a crush on someone I've
been with? What did you do? (Laughs)
(laughs) Let's just start this. (Laughs) Let's just
do it.

I know the answer to this one!
(Laughs) Because he used to hit on my wife all the
time! (Nods) Yeah. Finish this line with me. I'm most scared of vomiting. I am always afraid of vomiting.
Have you ever disliked someone I've dated? Yup! Most of them.

All right let's just get ready.
You might wanna, uh, if you had to eat one part of my body, what part would it be?
Ew, like eat and swallow? (Laughs)
If you had to eat just one part of my body- Oh!
What part would it be? Your ass.
Plain rack? Oh, that was easy! Eat your ass.
Okay. Your hair.
My hair? Should we just do this?
Let's just uh, Let's just do it.
Finish this line with me.

My favorite genre of porn is?
Shit. Uh, lesbian porn. (Snaps fingers) (high fives)
Parody porn. (Laughs) Is that a genre?
Yeah.

Edward Penishands. Edward Penishands is pretty funny.
It's hilarious. That's parody porn?
I'd say, I mean, it's still technically porn, but it's a parody of something else and it's
funny. Okay.
Have you ever caught me masturbating (laughs) or having sex?
Definitely not masturbating.

No.
Do you even do that? Now. That's not a, that is not a required
question to answer. Oh! You do!
I've definitely heard you having sex. (Laughs) She thought we were gonna break the wall though
'cause my bed has wheels too.

(Laughs)
This is so bad. Okay that's all. Oh my gosh.
That's all. If I killed somebody would you help me cover
it up? (Laughs) (laughs) No I wouldn't 'cause I'm not trying
to go to jail for you! I love you, but no.

I'd get like Breaking Bad style and like do
the whole hydrochloric acid. Let's just feed 'em to the pigs.
Pigs or acid. Get rid of everything. (Laughs) (laughs)
(laughing) (laughing) What would it take for us to have
sex? (Laughs) (laughs) Oh my God.
What would it take for us to have sex? (Laughs)
Really? (Laughs) Okay.

Like actual sex or like like Bill Clinton
sex? Like not much. Look at her! But (laughing)
(laughs) Would you have sex with me for a hundred dollars? No.
A million? Maybe.
For sure a million dollars! (Laughs) I mean, what, how long does it, what
are the guidelines? How long does it last?
Can we just do oral? As, as long, as long as I normally last. (Laughs)
(laughs) So three minutes, that's fine. (Laughs) (laughs)
At least 1.6 Mill.

1.6 Mill.
Are ya listening out there? (Laughs)
Are ya taking notes? (Laughing)
But like what, what goes, what kind of sex? No, don't go there.
Like a dildo? Don't.
Life, lifetime supply of like mac and cheese. My favorite. And like a hundred bucks would
be okay.

Yeah I mean I like macaroni and cheese too
I guess it works. (Laughs) (laughs)
Yeah! Sit on my lap and stare into my eyes intimately for one full minute or take a shot.
(Laughs) Wait, what? You don't want me to stare in your eyes?
No, I'm telling you you have the option! (Laughing) Does that freak you out a lot?
No! We're not staring into each other's eyes.
Oh my God Collin. You're going to break the chair.
(Laughing) Wait, wait, oh. No I think you can just-
I'm in control here.

No, you don't, you don't have to sit like
that! You can sit across! I, I thought that's what they-
I've never been this close to you. I know.
This is a long minute. It's super long I think.
How many friends could do this? I don't know, but you're kinda far away from
me. I think you need to come in a little bit.

I'm gonna toot. I'm gonna toot on your (laughing) Do you love me? If yes, say it
or take a shot. Yes.
No, you have to say it. I love you.
If she takes a shot I'll say it.

Oh my gosh, instigator! You are just like
It can be half. Wait! I have to take a shot for you to say
that you love me? Are you kidding me? (Laughing)
Kelsey, I love you. You're weird.
To the rest of our lives. Or at least the next couple years.
Edward Edward Penishands!
Penishands! I love you and I'm glad you're my best friend.
(Laughs) Umm well you need to subscribe to CUT video.
You go here.

You are a person and you're fine.
And then if you want to see more truth or drink videos, uh, you should! You go to this
one! Oh no, it's this one. Just like a tightrope!.