Love you. Oh my God think so. Best two out of three? Kind of in her head already. [Hey], when was the last time you faked an orgasm and why I? Don't know maybe when maybe like two years ago when we were first dating and why? Just wanted you to feel like you were doing a good job? What's something that I do that irritates? Maybe you should just drink.
Yeah, let's see what this one, okay? What's your least favorite sex position and why? What's it called that? You know the one. We're like you're the tornado no, they're right no, no, you're just saying things but What's it reverse cowgirl probably? It's just there. I mean, I can't really see what's going On or something we've game of thrones' I just your face the wrong Name two celebrities you'd want to have sex with if we weren't together can I just name that I know who? Your celebrities yeah zoe saldana but like the [avatar] version which is No, not well she's yeah, that's what you said, no Yeah, and I said it would be like an interesting night, but I didn't I wouldn't want to How many people have you slept with? Carry The One - What I mean is [just] a number look It's just it's just it was the shot. I was in the first yeah I mean, [you're] sort of yeah, you were the first last man.
I slept with that. I married ever What's the craziest thing you've ever done sexually with an ex? It's been a while since we've feeling thirsty? A little bit you feeling parched? Yeah Can I guess what a [seven] I know some things? We'll just have a little bit of that I've heard stories Okay, maybe you should take two If you had to give me [a] funny nickname based on some part of me. Oh God, I've already done that and it is cornbread Has to do with her caboose she's quite delicious soft Kind of like a piece of a piece of [cornbread] comes right out of the oven It's perfect and it's delicious kind of softened it over. It's sometimes a little butter on it and it melts and it's just like What would you think if you caught me watching porn [I]? I'd think Good for you.
You couldn't wait 15 more minutes till I got home or So what who cares so what? Name One friend you would want to sleep with if you were single Yeah, I think I'll have it. I think I'm [gonna] drink listen You would rather drink than tell me one of your friends is it Bobby no, it's not you're declining to answer this question It does seem like I'm getting the harder questions. I don't think so Yeah, you know I agree that you wouldn't but I would agree that I do I understand We need some more pineapple juice over here. We're gonna need to sleep here When was the last when was the last time you masturbated and where the hell was I? Um when What yeah when I was at a business seminar in San Diego Few weeks back uh-huh couple weeks back Mm-hmm.
I think you were in Seattle what were you looking at okay? [It] was a long time ago That was like a week and a half ago [a] lots happened since then yeah, well were you on tumblr? [I] was looking at some photos that you would text me oh yeah. Yeah solid Why? Why don't you say it proudly? Yeah I'm not embarrassed about it, we were downstairs in the basement in the basement yeah my parents were upstairs Mm-Hmm, and You know one [of] those things that just was time to time to make sure she knew I felt Yeah morning. I think I did say I said thank you. No.
I you're just being like no I did say I. Appreciate that [I] Said I respect your feelings right on. Yeah. No, I said I did tell him that I loved him right back.
Sorry What? Vodka.
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