They're my best friends. And they're my bridesmaids August 5th. Is that next weekend? Two weeks from last Saturday Not all my bridesmaids get along, and none of them know my fiance because he is in the navy. So they've actually never met him before.
Can we start off with the shot? I know, right? To Daniel and Carrigan Pick up your drinks ladies This is why I'm throwing the party Brittany Have you ever been attracted to my fiance? No, I think that I like him for you Carrigan is a really nice guy He's super nice No, he's very sweet and fun... No dude if she thinks he's hot dude that's chill with me like No I just think that he's like Dude obviously she doesn't (Laughter) Carrigan is a very nice looking man but... His hairline? (Laughter) I'm sorry OH MY GOSH. Carrigan has Darrens hairline You know what, he can't help that! I think Justin's really cute, but he like doesn't like give me a boner.
You know Like I don't want to sleep with Justin. When did you first sleep with your partner? Um... It was actually Valentine's day Was it good? (Laughter) Oh don't reveal that to Brandon? Nooo He was in a rolling stones Cover, band And I went to his show and then we went home together after that and.. Then you guys had so much sex that you got a gnarly UTI.
Fucker So what's your favorite thing about and the least favorite thing about my fiance? I don't really know him that well, so I mean I think I've only met him maybe once Since August 2013 so almost 4 years I don't like it that he doesn't like me (laughter) He likes you No he thinks I like, put you into trouble But I feel like that's like bringing the best out of you, you've gotta like.. [Together] Let loose THANK YOU! Cause you're so uptight all the time Have we ever slept with the same person? Yes Not at the same time, but yes It's possible we may have I dated him for like two and a half or three years And then and then I dated him for three years So we don't, we actually haven't talked about this because Me and her we just act like it never happened. (Yeah) Can I take a drink? Whoo! I think it's your turn guys No, I just uh, wait, oh wait, oh She just asked.. Oh no you asked....
We're asking these questions to her She asking these questions to us Oh yeah You guys are so drunk that you forgot what we're doing (Laughter) Are you afraid you're getting married too soon? She'd do it tomorrow if she could I would She just wants the get pregnant and Have a bunch of kids, bunch of Mexican Fijian babies running around I think you're rushing a little With the wedding or with like the whole engagement? Cause the wedding is still a year away The whole engagement Should I not get married? (Laughter) Ohhhhh Oh man, if this isn't a question for you, I don't know what is. Am I rushing this? YESSSSSS!!! (Laughter) GOD YES!!!! I like the idea of them being engaged, I just feel like they should hold off on the marriage But it's next year I have a whole nother year You're just too young Turning 23 You're 21. Like it kills me. Like you love each other, why do you have to put a ring on it at 21? Because I, we love each other enough I was married once let's just put that out there.
Uh 19. Just being married that young made me realize like I have not experienced shit And I know for shit you have not experienced shit Like just saying A. You are someone completely different from high school B. He is someone completely different high school.
C. You spent 3 weeks together. Total. After high school No..
At once, (Yeah) that's the longest you guys have been together That fucking terrifies me I think you'll be fine. I think we'll be fine (laughter) Do you think I'll ever get married? Yes. I do No, because guess what? That's full of bullshit Between the time of now, and the time I'm 30, I'm gonna change. I fucking like cucumbers, nobody likes cucumbers.
If I find someone that's a cucumber now, and I just started liking Cucumbers How the fuck do I know if I'm going to like cucumbers in five years? Like, I don't And then I'm going to have nobody and I'm going to be sad So you know what I'd rather do? Make a lot of money, buy a cool car, have a house, have my own shit together And if I find a man? Cool. He can join my little club thing. We can make a lot of money I definitely forgot to take my last drink so I should probably take more Me too Can I get some more vodka? How will you keep things spicy with your soon to be husband? Our 15th anniversary after being married, I'm letting him have anal sex (Laughter) Well damn Just don't forget the lube Like you did! Oh my god no no!!! (Laughter) That's enough It didn't go in all the way, let's just say that IT DID NOT! You know what? I don't do anything that nasty, in front of my lover You are full of shit Take a shot Uh uh girl no Would you guys like ever have a threesome? Yea With a girl or a guy? Have you talked about it? Yea Oh I'm okay with another girl. I don't give a shit.
You guys! What are we doing this for? You do whatever you can to keep your man happy. To keeping your men happy! That one burnt my nostrils I like that vodka Would you ever do pegging? What? What's pegging? Like when a girl. Like, does like, a guy in the butt Ohhhhh (Laughter) Yea, would you? So when I got these nails, like, I tried to put it in his but.... Whaaat OH MY GOD! (Laughter) He wouldn't let me, of course, but I still tried to go for it Do you think me and my partner will last? Being like a jaded divorced person, and like, you never fucking think that when you marry a person and...
I think you're an amazing couple that loves each other very much and have the potential to last forever I think maybe my answer is no I. I think getting married is like a fucking piece of paper. (Yeah) Like I don't think it really matters I don't want you to be unhappy or like have your heart broken I think you're projecting a little bit of your own feelings on my situation. But...
I understand You're my best friend Obviously Imma support anything you do Danielle, I'm really happy for you and Carrigan happy for you. Oh my gosh, we're so happy for you I hope that one day I could be as happy as you are But until now, guess what? What? You're the happiest bitch I know, and I'm really excited because I absolutely love Carrigan And I think you guys are absolutely perfect together. Thank you! Oh yeah, I thought it was wonderful. I love you! I really love you I love you! He loves you Okay (Laughter) Okay Hey! It's Marina, from Cut.
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