Are you black? What race are you? Ricky: Um... I'm whi... I mean, I think
we're gonna find out in a minute. K: Oh, It's bright.
R: Superbright! K: Oh, nice to meet you!
R: OK! K: Oh, It's bright.
R: Nice to meet you! K: Likewise. Wouh! Both: Yeah, this one shot.
Yeah, let's go ahead? Okay cool. K: Yeah lets go ahead and do that.
R: And let the juices flow K: Mm-Hmm, which one of us
do you think is more attractive? R: Well, I mean, we're attractive on different levels.
K: Okay, so, okay explain. R: So I mean ... (Laugh) R: There's a whole can of worms I don't
know if I want to get into right now. Ideally, how often should a couple have sex? K: I personally like twice a week
because I can let it heal and usually I like doing black guys.
So it's usually pretty big you gotta just like
just gotta take it sometimes and just gotta let it heal afterwards. So like twice. (Snoring) K: Can i just take a shot? Cuz I feel like
I haven't drank anything in like two questions. (Laugh) R: Buddy, should we do it together? Okay.
K: What is your number one deal-breaker? R: Oh... Emm... Lying. K: What about just like a white lie like "Oh, yeah..." R: Well, lies happen, but if it's like white lies
you don't pick up on a lot more than ...
K: I have a question: why they call it
white lie, not black lie? R: Because it's like subtle.
K: So you're saying white people are subtle? R: What's something you miss
about the last serious Ex? K: Something I miss about my last serious Ex...
He had a bigger dick than the guy I'm with now. R: U-uh!
K: So like that's. K: It's like we have a new car...
R: I have the same...
K: and you miss the old one. (Giggles) K: It's a dare.
R: Oh ... K: Dare you to kiss me
on the lips or take a shot? R: I dont know you well.
K: Damn! K: Let me take a shot with you
because like you ... R: I said I would date you.
K: I will let you buy me dinner.
But I won't let you kiss me. That's not a good deal, I'm a businessman. R: Well, are you asking me to jerk you off?
K: No, I'm not asking you to jerk me off.
R: I don't know!
K: Are you gonna give me some coupons afterwards like ...?
R: Girl, I'm gonna groupon all over this state K: Hmm ... K: They don't gotta be sex as
gas or cash like that's what I take. R: Do you have any more mango juice? K: Guava?.. K: That's a ...
That's a white ...
That's a white people drink. R: They're so white! K: I'll take some guava, please!
CUT man: I have some water! K: Thank you K: Okay, it's your turn cuz yeah,
you didn't want to kiss me, because I have herpes. R: What sound do you make
when you're having sex? (Laugh) CUT man: Give us your O-face! R: No, give me your O-face,
you can do that. K: No ...
R: No?! K: Some things are meant
for my bedroom. You don't have to just wait for that one. Ooh, have you ever had
a threesome and would you? That's my question right there! R: Yeah ...
K: You've had one before? R: Yeah! I've had like ...
K: And did you enjoy it? R: I've had like four.
K: Four? R: No ... Yeah.
Yeah four.
K: That means how that means you're an expert. K: Three means that you ... R: I mean like if you can Eiffel tower
with somebody then you're an expert. K: What's Eiffel tower?
I'm an expert, but I don't ...
R: Just think ... ... And then one more. K: Okay, so you're fucking his ass
and what am I doing then, cuz ...
R: You're gettin a blow job
while I'm looking at you. K: Aaaaahhh! (Clack on the table) Got it!
(Clap) Got it! (Clap) Got it! K: Can you show me your Tinder/
Grindr/Bumble profile right now? R: There's my Tinder profile.
Should we face it? K: Thank you!
R: Oh wait. K: I'm not interested in your profile.
I want to see messages. Where we're going.
R: No-uh! (Laugh) K: Oh my gosh! You're popular on Grindr.
You have 99+ messages! R: Ohhhh!
K: Damn, daddy! (Broking glass)
Both: Ohhhh! (Laugh) (Laugh) K: No, for real, y'all, he's a Grindr celebrity! R: We broke shit. K: You broke shit! K: I didn't break any ... Don't include us.
R: I think I shook the table a little bit ... K: We're not a thing yet.
(Laugh) K: You turned into a black woman.
R: I turned it. K: I just like shakin' the table! (Laugh) K: Shots to 99+ prublms.
R: Yeah! Wait, what was this called? K: You got 99 problems! But I'm sure not one
cuz I'd never hit you up on Grindr! (Laugh).
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