a drink after this, right? I have somewhere to be. (Laughter) - And introduce yourselves. To each other? - Yes, you're blindfolded. Hey, my name's Aaron.
(Laughter) I don't know if we
should shake hands really. Give it a try. Nice to meet you. (Laughing) - I want you to smell each other.
Smell each other? Yeah. I can't, I can't smell you. Hmm. No I can, you actually
smell really nice.
You just smell like... Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce? I was about to say Abercrombie. (Laughs) No way, no. I teach yoga.
Yoga? Awesome. Yeah. I don't like yoga. - Are you guys here to find love? You know what? Maybe, you know.
I live my life in fear
of love, so I hope not. I don't know, I'm more
of kind of a romcom guy, so always looking for love, but just trying not to jump in too fast. - Three, two, one, go. (Laughing) Oh hey.
Hi. I will allow you to go first. Such a gentleman. Oh my god, it's amazing.
When was the last time
that you masturbated? (Laughing) Cutting right to the chase. This morning. I am my own best friend. (Laughing) Girls probably masturbate
just as much as guys, right? Well I asked you first.
Okay, last night. Really? Yeah. Oh, when was the last
time you masturbated? Oh, like 20 minutes
ago, what do you mean? They have a bathroom right over there. How many sexual partners have you had? Oh that was easy.
Cheers. To secrets. Yep. What is my least attractive feature? Yours? Mm-Hmm.
I've cultivated a few, so... Your shirt. (Laughing) Really? There's bows on it. Those are flowers.
Your hair, buddy, I just... Ugh, really? You know how much Aqua Net
is in this shit right now? I know. Can you read the last three
texts from your ex right now? (Laughing) What is it you're doing tonight? It better be me. (Laughs) Finish this line: my
favorite genre of porn is...
It's something, okay just pour it up. You want a shot? Yeah. Asian girls. See, I'm all about ebony, you know? That's me.
I shouldn't even be
answering the question. Group, that's like the best. Oh, group? Yeah you have like
someone sucking a dick, someone jerking off,
someone getting fucked, someone fucking, it's just like woo! What sound do you make
when you are having sex? Can you make it? Like a yell, no. Aw yeah, you know, like aw yeah.
I don't know, sometimes I
like styling it up like yee-ir. You're gonna have to
just wait for that one. Wow. What is your type, am I your type? I don't think I have a type.
I just like babes and you're a babe. Hey, so do you wanna smoke a joint? Yeah, let's smoke a joint. Yes. Finish this line: I lost
my virginity to blank.
My boss. Woo! That got real real fast. (Laughing and coughing) Details? College. I remember the Beastie
Boys were playing for me.
We were watching Planet Earth. A girlfriend of mine in a graveyard. Which one of us do you
think is more attractive? Me. (Laughing) That's kind of a weird question.
Hillary or Trump? Trump. Really? I'd honestly choose Trump, but that's just because
of his political standby. Right now if I was in the
room with these two people... Would you grab em by the pussy? Oh this question.
Okay, it's your time.
That's the part. I didn't see, Jesus Christ. (Laughter) Oh my god. Sit on my lap and stare
into my eyes intimately for a full minute or take a shot.
- Don't break eye contact. You look like a baby. A hot baby? Like a very tall baby. (Laughing) Like a tall baby? (Laughing) Intimately, like not laugh? Composure, yeah.
Okay. (Laughing) I mean, I'm surprised I don't know you. I was actually thinking that. I was like, man how are
they gonna do a blind date in the gay community? That's...
(Laughing) True. (Laughing) Can you show me your Tinder, Grindr, Bumble profile right now? I don't know what the hell Bumble is. That must be for straight people. I've had sex with him.
Oh! Oh my gosh, you are poppin' on Grindr. You have 99+ messages. Oh! (Laughing) Damn, daddy! (Glass shattering) Holy shit. (Laughing) I dare you to kiss me on
the lips or take a shot.
I'll go for that. I'll take it. (Kissing) She's not into that. I don't kiss on the first date either.
I dare you to kiss me on
the lips or take a shot. (Laughter) Oh we know what's gonna happen. (Laughing) Oh wait no, I have to kiss you? You really? All right, here we go. (Laughing) That was amazing.
- Would you guys see each other? I think yes. What time is it? I don't have to be anywhere till 8:30. Let's go get pizza. Yeah, let's go get some
pizza, I really would like that.
Okay, cool. .
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