oral sex skills, out of 10? - Oh my God, I'm a 10 outta 10. Cause I read Cosmopolitan,
I'm always on PornHub, and I'm like a giver. (Woman laughing) Wait, this is curved. I've gotta get that straight.
(Banana cracking) (loud laughing and
yelling out in background) - Oh. ("Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" by Mozart) - I'm Megan, hi. - Hi, I'm Andrew. - I'm andy, and I am here
to connect with somebody.
- Is this Truth or Drink? - [Man] This is truth or drink. - Okay, thank God. - My name is Emanuel, and I've been single for six months now. - Hi, I'm Jefu, and I've
been single all my life.
- I think I already know who he is. (Laughing) - Oh hey, the crowd's pretty small. - Hi I'm Paris. - I'm Jade.
I like that name. - I like your name. - Thanks. - Oh my.
I've never actually been with a girl. - Well is this your
first date with a woman? - Yeah. I'm bi-curios, so I would try it out and see how it goes. - Alright, cool.
- Oh wow. - Hi. You're cute. - You're really pretty.
- Thank you. - Hi. - Hi. - I know him.
I dated a guy that mentioned you before. - Who is it? - Packers fan. - Oh. - Yeah, him.
(Nervous giggling) What, tell me about him. What happened, what happened? - Oh no, I'll take a shot. Let's take this out. We've been definitely talking.
- Oh, just recently too? - Yes. - Oh. - Hi.
- Hi. - Oh my goodness.
- Andy.
I'm Amalia. - Amalia, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too. I have family in Maine.
- Oh you do? - Yeah. - I spend a lot of time in Providence, so I love East coast. - My parents are really WASPy, they're old and white,
so all they love to do is yacht clubs and sailboats. - Old and white? - I was a souvenir from Asia.
They picked me and my
brother up from an orphanage. They were like that one looks funny. Where are you from? - I was born in South Korea. My parents are also white.
I was also adopted,
with my younger brother. - Oh my God me too. - Yeah, I know. - Wait, I told you that, yay.
- I'm freaking out a little bit. - Ladies first. (Woman giggling) - Of course, okay. What sound do you make
when you're having sex? Can you make it? (Man giggling) - I don't make a lot of sounds.
- You're just like silent the whole time? - No, no, I'm not silent. No, um, talking I guess? Not talking like conversational, but-- - How was your day today? (Laughing) So I need an example at this point. - Is this good? Like- (laughing) - Finish this line; My
favorite genre of porn is: - I like oral porn. (Giggling) What about you? - I like watching porn with
people who look like me.
- Why? - I don't know. That's my type. - Do you do it just because you imagine yourself as that person? - No. - Are you attracted to
yourself so much that-- - Yeah, well I'm not attracted to myself.
(Laughing) I mean, I like fine black girls, I guess. (Laughing) - Okay. - Alright. - Okay, how good are you with money? - I have a lot of student debt.
(Laughing) - Where did you go? - University of Washington. - Then why do you have that? - It's a couple t-shirts away. Then I went to U-Dub for grad school, and then I'm in a doctorate
program from there. - How old are you? - How old do you think I am? - 28? - I'm in my thirties.
- Okay that's fine, that's totally fine. I'm 25. I'm a leo. - Okay.
- Where is the craziest place you have hooked up with someone? - I hooked up with this
guy at a movie theater. There was no one around. - It was not that guy, right? - No, no, not that guy. So it was How to Train Your Dragon.
(Laughing) I really wanted to see it. He kept trying to push my head down, and I was like no just let me watch this. I just want to see How
to Train Your Dragon. - How would you rate your (laughing) How would you rate your
oral sex skills, out of 10? - Oh my God, I'm taking
a shot to that one.
- You're taking your shot? - I can't rate myself. - Why don't you feel like you can rate? Have you given? Is that a thing? (Laughing) - How would you rate your
oral sex skills, out of 10? - That is so embarrassing
to say about yourself. But I'm a 10. (Laughing) I am.
- I'm a 10 outa 10. Oh my God. Because I read Cosmopolitan,
I'm always on PornHub, and I'm like a giver. I'm a good person.
Do you know how good I am? I got TMJ, do you know what TMJ is? - Yeah. - It's where your jaw
unhinges and shit like that. And so I had to fucking go to the dentist, physical therapist, and a massage therapist,
because I was so nice. - Because of giving head? - Yes.
(Girl giggling) Wait, this is curved. I've gotta get it straight. (Banana cracking) (people laughing and
yelling out in background) - Oh. - I dare you to text
an ex I still love you.
- Can I text the Packer guy? (Laughing) - Yeah, take a selfie with me. - And send it to him? - And send it to him. Oh my God, this is fucking crazy. Whew.
- Which one of us do you
think is more attractive? - I'll just take a shot. - She thinks she's more attractive. - How many sexual partners have you had? - I'm gonna take a drink,
just cause I like tequila. - Alright, perfect.
- Let's say less than
20, but more than 15. - Oh that's so cute. - When was the last time you masturbated? - Right before this shoot. I actually went on a date before this.
(Laughing) No, it was just like, we
didn't get to anything so, I was like really horny. - Oh yeah. - Afterwards, he was really hot so-- - Oh yeah, he sounds great. (Laughing) - Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? - Like I've taken Plan B.
What about you? I would assume, I'm not gonna-- - I'm a mom. Yeah, I've got a seven year old daughter. - What? - Yeah. - Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? - Nope, cause I am good with my condoms.
I am good with my birth control. You, have you had a pregnancy scare? - I did. - Do you know what condoms are? - Yes, we used those. She was actually on the pill as well.
Condom broke. - Oh no. - We got Plan B and
she still got pregnant. (Laughing) - I'm so sorry.
- Do you have any kids? - No I don't. - I dare you to kiss me on
the lips or take a shot. She's looking at the alcohol. - I dare you to kiss me on
the lips or take a shot.
You're so rude. - Like a peck? We can do like a peck. - I'm down for a peck. - Okay.
(Applause) - Okay, we're good. - Would you like to go out
on another date with me? If yes, when and where? If no, why not? - I would love to see
you again and hang out. - I think we should hang out, and then see, cause this is
my first time with a girl. Did it take you a lot of time to figure out that you
wanted to be with a woman? - No, I've known that I'm
more attracted to women my entire life.
Like I'll never look at a man
and feel nervous, for example, whereas if it's a really beautiful woman then I might feel nervous. I don't know if that
answers your question. - No it does. - Would you like to go
on another date with me? - Hell yes.
- Hell yes? - You're fun, you're nice, you're pretty. - Thank you. - You're really pretty. - So what if I cook you dinner? - Sappy.
(Laughing) - Hey I'm a good cook. - Okay fine. - Would you like to go
on another date with me? - Yeah, obviously. Where should we go? - Tacos.
- Yes. Yay. Toast to a good first date. - To tacos.
- To tacos, yay. - Should be on Tuesday. Taco Tuesday. - Sounds good.
- Cheers. (Applause) - Y'all are making memories..
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