- [Amalia] Okay cool. - [Crew Member] Now you are
just going to walk to the table. And you're going to place
your hands on the table. Don't go anywhere.
[Amalia]- Okay! (Laughs) - Wait a minute, don't
sit down, don't sit down. Here, I'm right here. Okay now you're sitting in the chair. - That was an entrance.
- I am so sorry. (Laughs) - No, it was good. - I'm wearing these
really nice heel heels. And I can't even walk in them so thank God I'm just like
sitting down for this.
- I'm so excited. - You go first. No I'll go first. Do you know what a daddy is? - A daddy? Like a sugar daddy? - No.
It's like a sex thing. - Oh gotcha. - Well kind of, it's like whatever. - So you're looking for a daddy.
- Well kind of, no I'm looking just to have a fun time and whatever, so. - Passionate, driven,
always trying to be happy. - I'm a Hufflepuff so I'm always happy. - I'm a Hufflepuff.
- Oh my God, really?! - Yeah High five. Have we? (Crew laughs) - [In Unison] Three, two, one. - [In Unison] -Hi! Andy.
- Oh my goodness. I'm Amalia.
- Amalia, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too. - You're super cute! - You're super cute too. - Okay yeah, keep complimenting me.
This is good. - The hair, the earrings. - I have my family in Maine. - Oh you do? - I spend a lot of time in Providence.
So, I love the East Coast. - My parents are really waspy. They're old and white. (Laughs) So all they like to do is
yacht clubs and sailboats.
- Old and white. - I was a souvenir from Asia. So they picked me and my brother up from an orphanage and they
were like that one looks funny. Where are you from? - I was born in South Korea.
My parents are also white and I was also adopted with my younger brother. - Oh my God, me too! - Yeah. - Wait I told you that. Yay! - Freaking out a little bit.
(Glasses clink) Nice to meet you. Oh yeah. - Okay that's not too bad. - How good are you with money? - I have a lot of student debt.
(Laughs) - Where did you go? - University of Washington. - Then why do you have that? - I'll get here. It's a couple t-shirts away. Then I went to UW for grad school and then I'm in a doctorate program.
- How old are you? - How old do you think I am? - Twenty-eight? - I'm in my thirties. - Okay that's fine, that's totally fine. (Laughs) I'm twenty-five. I'm a Leo.
- Okay. Can you show me your
Tinder, Grindr, Bumble profile right now? - Let's do it. - Awesome. - Here, hey, here, enjoy.
- Bubbly, bouncy, and a bit sassy. I like happy hour, running
full speed around Seattle, coding, video games. Complete gym bunny. If I could combine a
daddy and gym parter O-M-G.
Then Tinder would be worth it. How often do you work out? - When I don't have bronchitis, five to seven times a week. What's my greatest asset physically? (Laughs) Anything you like here? - Your nose, I don't know why. - Are you serious? - Yeah.
When was the last time you masturbated? - Before I came here. - For real? - Yeah. When was the last time you masturbated? - It's been a bit. Probably a week.
- What's wrong with you? - Busy. I promise you I will go
home and masturbate tonight. - Fantastic. Shake on it.
- Actually, you wanna drink on it? - Yes, drink on it. Which one do you want? (Pours) - Cheers, cheers. - Did you read this or did I read this? - You did. - Oh, did I? - No I did.
- Oh, okay. I'm sorry, I'm getting drunk right now. (Laughs) - Sit on my lap and stare into my eyes intimately for one minute or take a shot. (Crew laughs) This is different.
Usually this is like, I'm
usually on this section. (Crew laughs) - How would you rate your
oral sex skills out of ten? - Oh my God, I'm a ten out of ten. Oh my God. I read Cosmopolitan.
I'm always on Pornhub. And I'm like a giver. I'm a good person, do
you know how good I am? I got TMJ. Do you know what TMJ is? It's when your jaw unhinges
and shit like that.
And so I had to fucking go to the dentist, physical therapist, and massage therapist because I was so nice. - Because of giving head? - Yes. (Laughs) Wait this is curved. Wait we're gonna get it straight.
(Crew laughs) Have you been in love before and if so why didn't it work out? - Yes, yeah. - How many times? - I have been in love a lot I think. - Why didn't it work out? - Why didn't it work out? I can be very driven. Kind of career oriented.
And very selfish in that way. I can be very emotionally unavailable. But I end up also caring for a lot of other people and sometimes
I forget the person I'm with. - Have you been in love? - Yes.
- Why didn't that work out? - Because we were long distance and he was a really nice guy. But both of us liked our careers and we didn't want to move. You know what I mean? And I didn't want to resent, we both didn't want to resent each other. Cool motherfucker.
I wish him all the best. I have no idea where he is. - Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? - Nope, because I am good with my condoms. I'm good with my birth control.
Can I ask you-- You, have you had a pregnancy scare? - I did. - Do you know what condoms are? - Yes, we used those. She was on the pill as well. Condom broke.
- Oh no. - We got Plan B and
she still got pregnant. (Laughs) - I'm so sorry. Do you have any kids? - No I don't.
- Okay What sounds do you make
when you're having sex? And can you make it? - Please pass the salad. (Laughs) - Do you want a drink? - I'll drink while I'm making sex noises. - Oh my God, so hot. - Oh yeah baby.
- Oh my God, say it again. - Yeah baby. - Oh fuck. Damn daddy.
- Oh yeah you want some of this? Taste some of that. (Laughs) Oh yeah, that tastes good. That feel good, yeah? (Chokes) - Which one of us do you
think is more attractive? That's, that's you. That's you.
- I dare you to kiss me on
the lips or take a shot. You're so rude! Okay. - Yep. - That was good.
- Okay. - Yeah, I did. - Yeah we should do it again. Okay, we're good.
- What music do you like to bang to? - I don't know. I'm loud and I like dirty talk so you don't need, you don't need. What is it called? - You don't need music. (Clicks tongue) - Do you want kids? If so, how many? - Kids would be awesome.
- Me too. - How many? Enough to run the farm. - Wait are you serious? - No, like two. - Oh my God.
- Like 1.8. - I would like one if it was good. And then two as a backup. Wait so and your adopted.
I'm adopted. Do you know where in South Korea you were? - Just outside of Seoul. I don't know. - You haven't gone back to your orphanage? - Nope.
They were very racist. Because we were mixed, right? I'm half Korean, half Puerto Rican. So birth mother was South Korean and my birth father was Puerto Rican. He was Puerto Rican-American.
He was stationed there. Met up with the local talent. Got her pregnant and
then he's like sayonara, I'm outta here. - That's what my dad did.
- So it's kind of what happens in Asia. - Yep. - Would you like to go
on another date with me? - Yeah, obviously. Where should we go? - Tacos.
- Yes. Toast to a good first date. - To tacos. - To tacos! (Laughs) (crew claps) This was so fun.
Y'all are amazing memories..
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