burning those calories. And I was doing the same damn thing! ("Allegro" by Wolfgang Mozart) - My name is Mia. - I'm David and-- - We're going steady (laughter) Isn't that what people say? - No.
- No We want to wait until
marriage to have sex. - No we're more like, married. (Laughter) - So ahead, ask me a question. - Okay.
- What? - If our sex life was a
porn, what genre would it be? - Um, yeah, no. The genre would be
wholesome Christian couple. - I have to be like Bukkake! (Laughs) No, but I'd say a threesome. - Okay.
- Gang bang. - Yeah. - Bit butts, yeah. - Yeah (hive fives) - If you could sleep with
any person in the world, who would it be? - Will Smith.
- A younger Beyonce. - Idris Elba. - Yes, Idris. We'll take you.
- Probably Hillary Clinton. - You hate her, though. - Well, I hate her
because I can't have her. (Laughter) - Just start listing them,
we know who's at one-- - Ryan Reynolds could get
it, Nick Cannon could get it, Taye Diggs could get it-- - And next question (drums on table) (laughter) - How many sexual partners have you had? - Oh.
About nine. - I don't do numbers. - I have parties in Miami Beach-- - Oh you want to talk about Miami Beach? That's where I went to college. - So salut! - Salut.
- How many sexual partners have you had? - Hmm. I think it was 24. - 24? That's not right though. - I can't remember them after
her now, you know what I mean? - Oh, good save.
Is your family going to watch this? I don't want to be in that. - I'm not telling them about this. - Are you attracted to any of my friends? - No. - I don't have friends.
(Laughter) - This one is vodka, right? - Just drink your stupid drink. - Lenu
Eli You're attracted to Eli? (Laughter) - Have you ever thought
about cheating on me? Have you ever thought
about cheating on me? (Laughter) - We had a rough beginning, so ... - Have you ever thought
about cheating on me, hm? - When I was younger in
my younger days, I have. - He sure did.
- But then we talked about it-- - We sure did-- - And then we just had sex
together with the person. - Talk with these hands. (Laughter) - That's a really big no-no. With my previous
relationship he technically was already married to somebody else, and he had kids with that person.
And he did not tell me about it. And I found out. (Mimics dramatic sound) - Would you ever consider
having an open relation--? - No. - I have to finish.
Would you ever consider? - No. Consider this foot up your ass. (Laughter) It's just consider, just consider. - Yeah, okay.
- Like if I said I wanted to. - Yeah, I want you to be happy. - Would you ever consider
having an open relationship? - Uh uh, I'm greedy. - I mean unless they're cookin'-- - That's what we said.
- And cleaning. (Laughter) - Oh (laughs). What would you think if you
caught me watching porn? - Yeah. - I've never caught her.
I found her dildos and got upset. - I know, he made me
get rid of all my toys. - Dog, it was like this fucking long, man. This shit put me to shame (laughter) - Do you watch porn? (Bottle cap screwing) - I'm going to say that
there's a whole bunch of definitions that
people can describe it by, so I'm going to make you wonder that too.
- Okay. (Laughter) I'm feeling really good, so I don't care. (Laughter) (slaps fly) (bottle falls) - Got it! - Do you ever fake an orgasm? Can you really ... For a guy? - No.
- Because I would see it and I'd be like, "What the hell are you doing?" (Laughter) - Never in the beginning
when you were like, "I want you to sound
more like a porn star!" And I was like, "OH!" So maybe in the beginning. - What's the one thing
you would change about me? - Your beard. I want it thicker. - Make you light as a feather.
- You want me to be skinny? - No, I did not say that. (Deep breath) - Your belly. - I just got it. - I know, but I already want to change it.
- Your brain. I would do some-- (laughter) - That's not my body. - I would give him hair. That's the only thing that's
not there when I met him! You look exact the same, except
your hairline started there.
(Laughter) - Can you not point it out on camera? (Laughter) - What about me? - Your booty shrunk a little bit. - Well you know, I can't
always have a fat ass. - If I was a different race
would you still be with me? - Yes. - Yes.
No, I mean what? - If I was white.
(Laughing) - No. (Laughter) Is it white? - No, it says race but
we know what they mean. - Ohh. - If I was black would you be with me? - Yes.
I mean how black are we talking? (Laughter) - I would totally take you in any race, as long as you have the same-- - That should have been my answer, right? My answer made me sound hella racist. - You are racist. (Laughter) Just so you know. - If I decided to transition
would you stay with me? - Is it bigger than mine? (Laughter) - No, I like guys.
So I would want to be with a man. - You know, people are going
to have different definitions of transitioning. I would be okay with her. So yes.
- I'd be your dog afterwards. - You wouldn't like
(mimics sword fighting). - No sword fighting, no! - That's rude. Married for life.
- No. - When did you fall in love with me? - It's weird because I
feel like the first moment that we physically embraced,
I feel like our bodies - [Both] fell in love. - When I first met him. We went to the club for
the first time together.
He got on the stripper pole. And then here we are seven years later. So ... I know that I said it too
soon because you got mad.
- So you fell in love with me that fast? - Yeah. - Do you think we'll always be together? Cues Mariah Carey. We'll always be together (Scratchy high note) (laughter) - Yeah. - Why wouldn't we? We have the same goals,
same focus, same mindset.
- Really we have the same mindset? I don't agree with that at all. - On opposite sides of the spectrum yes, but we're still trying
to reach the same goal. - Okay. - Yeah, I think we'll be together.
- I love you. - I love you. (Kisses) - I love you baby, - I love you. - Regardless of any of the
answers, I still love you, I'll still be with you.
(Glasses clink) - Cheers. - Are we good? (Clapping) (high five) - High five for drinking
more than half the bottle..
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