porn, what genre would it be? - Probably BBW. Didn't I tell you that last night? (Both laugh) - Come here my love. - What's up, baby? (Loud kiss) (light orchestral music) - Ladies first. - Ladies first, okay.
When was the last time you masturbated and who were you thinking of? - I never masturbate. Masturbate? Who fucking does that? My woman, who's now my wife takes care of that fine. Thank you. (High five) - High five, daddy.
- Oh. Do your parents
like me? Why or why not? - They didn't like you at
first, because you're old. (Awkward laugh) - That's the only reason why? - Yeah. 10 Years older than me, yeah.
- How much older is
your mom from your dad? - They're 20 years apart. (Both laugh) - So... - If you could get rid
of one of my friends, who would it be? - I going to drink to that. (Laughter and speaking) - All your friends is so wonderful...
- Uh-huh. - This is bullshit. Who came first the first time we had sex? - You, and I was 21 at the time. - I came first, did you come at all? - Nope.
Wham, bam, thank you fam! (Both laughing) - When was the last time
you lied to me and why? - I never lie to you. - You are so full of shit.
Can I answer this question? Cause I know when the
last time you lied to me. - Oh I fucked up. Can I
take a shot right now? I don't know when it was.
- The last time you lied to
me was when you went to Costco and you said that you couldn't
get onto the Alexa app to see what my list was so you just got the little bowl of shit you wanted to get. - I didn't want to spend that money you always want to spend, bullshit. - M'kay. - What is the biggest flaw I have that could end our relationship? Ooh.
- I'll drink on that (laughing). - I'm curious. Is it that bad? Damn. - Cheers! (Laughing) - Ooh, that was a good one.
- What is the meanest
thing I've said to you? - I think the meanest thing
is what you don't say to me. You don't say things that
you know piss me or you off so you just shut up. Silence is not golden in our relationship. I'd rather know because when
I wonder it's kind of bad.
If I decided to transition, to what? Oh fuck. (Laughter) Would you stay with me? - No. Have you ever thought
about cheating on me? - (Deep breath) Yeah,
I've thought about it. - You've done it.
- Since we've been married, I haven't. - Oh. But you thought about it? - I've thought about it.
I just haven't done it. - Yeah, I've definitely thought about it.
- Really? - Hell yeah. Your unfaithful ass! Let's drink on that one! - You thought about cheating on me? - Why not? Huh, cheating! - Not cheating. - Cheers. - Not cheating! Not cheating.
Okay, fuck it. That was a bad question. This is fucked up. Why do
I get the fucked up ones? Which one of my -- and I need an answer and I
want you to drink to this -- which one of my friends
are you most attracted to? - Honestly, none, honey.
- Come on! - I swear, none of your friends. - Bullshit! - None of your friends
are attractive. Michael. Next card, is it my card now? - Who asks the question? - Should we have sex more
or less than we do now? - More.
I we should have more and I
think you should initiate it. - Okay. - How many sexual partners have you had? Where do I rank? - Well at least I can
count mine on two hands. - That's not the point! - You're still here, so where do you rank? - Okay, let's go to the first question.
How many sexual partners have you had? - We're done with that
question, it's my turn. Do you think we'll always be together? (Laughter) Good thing you didn't get that question. - Goddamn right. (Both laughing) - Do you think we'll always be together? - Yes.
- Aw. - I think so. - Good. I think so too.
(Both laughing) Please don't. (Off-screen applause) Thank you! It's good. Right on, thank you guys!.
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