How close to each other are we? Do you feel my breath? [ Laughter ] Do you feel it? [ Laughter ] [ music playing ] Hi. I'm Gina. Hey Gina... Uh...
My name's Chad... ... And that's not a code name. [ Chuckle ] Hello.
Hi! You're cute! Hey... [ Nervous laughter ] Yeah. So are you. Very cute.
Great smile. - [Gina]: Thank you.
- [Chad]: Yeah. Can we have a drink now? [ Nervous laughter ] - [Gina]: That's how I feel.
- [Chad]: Can we like.. Ok.
[Gina]: Rum and tequila. To this! Which one of us do you think is more attractive? [ Nervous laughter ] [ laughter off screen ] [ chuckle ] Her, obviously. I don't think I'm attractive. Thank you.
Well, you are. Hmm. You're just sayin' that now. Ideally, how often should a couple have sex? They should probably negotiate that.
[Gina]: [ laughs ]
[Chad]: If one really likes sex maybe.. ... They gotta, like, fulfill... That person more.
[Gina]: Like give and take? If it was in my eyes, I'd say daily. Gotta do it. I think daily's not the worst thing. Not the worst.
[Gina]: Not the worst. [ Laughs ] What is your type? Am I your type? Uhh... I would say... I mean...
... Taller. You're almost there. Taller than 6'3", huh? Does it help if I tell you I can dunk? Does that help? Can you show me your Tinder, Grindr, Bumble profile right now? Grindr..
Yeah.. Grindr's... Umm.. My favourite of all apps.
[ Laughter off screen ] [Chad]: I've... I'm like...
[Gina]: Is it like tinder? Yeah. It's like that. But..
Umm... ... A lot more men on it. Way more.
[ Laughter off screen ] Ok. Aww! The kitty! See! She likes my profile. [ Laughs ] That means... That's good things...
Right? Karaoke? [Chad]: Yeah.
[Gina]: So, you're a singer? [Chad]: Huge.
[Gina]: Let's hear it. [ Singing ] Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home. Do you sing karaoke then? Do you gotta go too? I...
No. I don't. Woah. [Gina]: I don't.
[ Laughs ] I don't.
[Chad]: What a set up. [Chad]: I thought for sure, you were like, "Karaoke!", I'm like "Boom". What sound do you make when you're having sex? Can you make it... Right now? Please? [ Off screen laughter ] Sometimes I, like, stallion up like...
[Chad]: ... Before I get in there.
[Gina]: Stallion up? Do you do like a... Like a.. Horse neigh? Like...
[ Neighs ] Oh. [ Off screen laughter ] Finish this line: My favourite genre of porn is... [ Awkward laughter ] I mean... Somethin'...
Ok... [Chad]: Just pour it up.
[Gina]: Do you want a shot? [Chad]: Yeah. [ Laughter ] One of those things... Yeah, you can't just...
No... What is my least attractive feature? Right now. [Chad]: [ clears throat ] Your shirt. [Chad]: [ unintelligible ] Really? [Gina]: That's a pretty bad shirt.
[Chad]: Pretty bad? [Gina]: Pretty bad! I'm sorry. That's ok. There's bows on it! Where? Right there, and there! Those are flowers. That's a bow.
[Chad]: Uhh...
[Gina]: What are you... What would you call that? A lily. Maybe? [Gina]: [ laughs ] Some bows, right there! That is awesome! I don't know what you're talking about. I dare you to kiss me on the lips, or take a shot.
That's the last card? [Gina]: That is the last card. I know!
[Chad]: What kind of magicians were up here? ... ... We were watching the cards the entire time.
How'd you guys do that? She's glaring at you, camera man. On the lips? [Gina]: Or on the cheek?
[Off screen]: Yeah! Lips. I don't kiss on the first date... Either.
Unless it's Grindr. Always kiss on the first date. [ Music playing ] It's, like, kiss on the first date or they, like, kick you off the app... Completely.
[Chad]: You never go back.
[Gina]: [ laughter ] [Chad]: We're out of cards.
[Gina]: Yay! Are we done?.
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