Let's jump right into the video. My name is Heather I'm 43 mom of two beautiful children, and I'm addicted to drinking paint Well my god she just admitted that all cool calm and Collected as if this is like any other addiction like no Heather needs to pause and realize what she just said like she's literally addicted To the stuff that I put on my walls as it's going down your throat. It feels very nice and warm Whoa, whoa. Whoa slow down there either.
I think you're being a little too descriptive there. Don't forget Almost like a thicker version of warm milk, but obviously it's got that very strong chemical taste to it Which is perfect to me Look man. I'm just trying my best to keep this video as PG as possible But no heather over here has totally different plans Like look how happy she gets while fantasizing about drinking paints Like what the heck when you get the marker you need to shake it up. Obviously.
It's like your standard paint You can already see that there is some white paint around the edge. So I'll put that into my mouth and Suck the excess off take that off now if I'm being totally honest here all this lady really is doing is just teaching people step-by-step how to drink pink like I can't imagine how many people saw this video and said Hey, she looks like she's having a good time Mmm, I think I'm gonna give this painting a try suck the excess off take that off And now you have what I drink Pause let's zoom in a little and see what heather over here is actually drinking Oh, oh there goes a little bit of titanium dioxide and there goes his brew zinc oxide and all the way over there I see his pal epoxy over there Just chilling in the cut and oh I can't forget about their homies a rubber polyurethane and acrylic just sitting over there smoking you that big fat drink yeah, you don't want all those things inside your body, but Apparently Heather sure does obviously it's not something that I can do in front of my children receipts to upload a video to YouTube explaining the entirety of her pain addiction for millions of people around the world to see Makes sense. My children have seen it on my teeth or on my mouth or smelled it on my breath But no one no one knows that I don't paint. Well, honey, and now everyone in their grandma's know that you drink paint I'm having a strong feeling that Heather over here didn't really think this one through Stephanie and I are best friends today I'm going to admit my addiction to drinking paint - Stephanie I brought you here because I want to tell you something Okay deep down inside I bet Stephanie is saying Oh God, not this shit again Heather, please Don't tell me for the millionth time that you're addicted to drinking paint Like we've had this Conversation so many goddamn times and you still insist on acting as if I have the memory of a mouse I am addicted to drinking paint Yeah, you can just tell she's trying her very artist to resist the urge to falcon punch the shit out of her best friend Heather Wow So how much are you drinking a day an hour a week a mark or a day sometimes more? Really? Mm-hmm.
I could just tell that Stephanie could care less about what Heather is talking about right now And you know what gives it away that smile It's that fake-ass enthusiastic smile people make when they pretend to be interested in what you're saying but when in reality They'd rather much go watch a couple of freaking squirrels chase each other up and down a tree instead of you Talking about how much you're addicted to drinking paint for one more minutes I got your lab results back and Your kidney function is a little bit abnormal Wow I would have saw that coming ingesting toxic chemicals can actually damage your patient my god the paint in the lungs can cause pulmonary hemorrhage and can cause death well, you can clearly see that the doctor is giving her that look that's the look of disappointments and confusion as to how someone could Be so dumb to think. It's okay to drink paint like my god. She might as well be eating crayons while she's at it I'm ready. I'm ready to do this because I will quit I I will I have to no doubt Heather has been pain-free since filming her kidney function as a return to normal Well, isn't that just great turns out the paint drinking lady got off scot-free from abusing her body with freaking paint And I wonder what she's gonna move on to next or maybe if she's ever gonna return back to her old ways of sniffing freshly painted white walls like I can only imagine how hard it must be for her to be around anything that even remotely Looks or smells like paint.
She'd probably start barking and licking her lips like a dog would at a bone. Wow These are very very interesting times to be alive All right, so I hope you guys enjoyed the video like if I'm being totally honest here I actually do not know how to feel after Recording this video and I can only imagine how you guys must feel after watching this entire thing But if you've made it this far, I just want to say thank you for bearing through this video with me So if you're new to the channel and you enjoy the content remember to subscribe to the channel and turn on post notifications Because we all know that YouTube sucks when it comes to notifying subscribers Let me know your thoughts and opinions down below in the comment section I always love reading your comments And if you haven't already remember to go follow me on Twitter or Instagram or both Whatever you have so you can keep up to date with my future videos And if you'd like to further support the channel You can go cop yourself a shirt or hoodie at the Just Destiny Merch store links will be down below in the description So with all that being said, it's just as the name. Peace out.
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