- Cheers! - I should just leave that open. I'm Amanda, and this is my fiance-- - Amanda. - Ah. (Gasps) (laughter) We've been engaged since
July second of last year.
- It's pretty good, yeah.
- It's really good, actually. - It's been fun. - Wedding planning and
stuff, it's been great. - She does it all.
I sit back.
- Basically it's what happens. (Laughs) - Uh, I don't like this one. Did you ever fake an orgasm? - Yes.
- One. Oh my god.
- Probably multiple times. - You're not supposed to answer that one! - The average duration
of sex for most couples is 10 minutes. How long do you think we last? - Work night? 10 Minutes. Weekend though, we can go for hours.
Yeah.
- Smoke break. - Come back, take a
shower, sex in the shower, smoke break again. Am I next to read this, am I next? - Do I have any friends
or family members that you do not want at the wedding? - Okay, that one, I'll
take a shot right now. Just gonna pour that one
myself all the way to the top.
- You don't need a chaser. - Yes I do. - No you're good. - What is your favorite sex position, what is your least favorite? - I am always on top, I
never get to be on bottom.
I am always the top. And it's not because I'm like
"Woah, I wanna be on top". So my favorite sex position
is when I finally get to be a bottom, and my least
favorite sex position is when I have to sit on
your face constantly. (Laughs) Because I'm a top! - Oh shit.
- Mine? Being on bottom. (Laughs) - What's your least favorite? - Being on top. - What was on your mind last
time we were having sex? - I'm gonna have to remember the last time we were having sex first. - That is the point in
time when you take a shot! Oh my god.
It's your turn. What the-- (laughs) That's your shot! You take that one. - What is one thing you'd
want to change about me? - Ugh. Oh I can answer this.
- Are you gonna answer it? - Yeah. I love you so much, by the way. - Mm hmm. - But do you know how
fucking stubborn you are? God, like earlier today,
she asked me what kind of shirt to wear to wear, so I
was like, "I like this one", and she was like, "I don't like that", and I was like, "Okay, you
don't have to wear it", and she was like, "I know that".
- I don't that's being stubborn, I think that's being, like
- A dick? - I know what I want. - But I love you. - I know, I know, that's why
we're still getting married, and I'm putting up with it. - I love you.
- I love you. - No I love you. - Okay. - I love you! I really do, I love you.
- I love you too. - Can you say it, like, seriously? Cause, I think that's what-- - I love you too? - Is that a question? - No, I love you. - Oh, I love you too! - Good! (Laughs) - When was the last time
you accidentally grazed a sexy someone's body? - Is accidentally in quotation marks? - Yes, it is. "Accidentally".
- Uh, you all the time. Dammit, I don't know. Maybe at Dinah? - It's the biggest lesbian
party in the United States. - Who at Dinah? - Probably Brianna? You can't even get mad about it.
- I can't even get mad about it. - Thank you. - God, she's fucking hot. (Laughs) I would've done it.
- You probably did. - I probably did. - Yeah. - How often do we have sex,
how often should we have sex? - We should have sex daily.
- Okay. How often do we have sex? - I don't know, like once every two weeks. - Which is still pretty damn good. - It's pretty good.
- For being together for three years. - We've been together for three years, we're getting married. - Dealing with the wedding. - I just said that we're getting married.
- I know, god, sometimes
I like to elaborate on what you say, like your stories, when you like to elaborate. - So it's okay for you to do and not me? - Cause I'm always right. - There it is. "About 40 to 50 percent of married couples in the United States divorce.
Do you think we will last?" Yeah, I think-- Oh, this is your card. (Laughs) - I think I'd give it a year, and-- - See how it goes?
- We'll see how it goes. - You wanna see how it goes? - Yeah. - You gonna answer that question? - I did, I just did.
- We'll last. - Thank you. - You're welcome. - God.
- I love you. - You meant it that time! - I know, it's going to get more sincere the more drinks I get. - I love you..
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