I'm kind of worried with what's going to come out of this. - Okay see I'm shaking, I'm
afraid it's going to like... Can I just like...
- Do you want to go... Yeah.
(Laughs) (slurping) (classical music)
My name's Sofya. - And I'm Tony. - We used to date. - Is dating the right word? - Yeah.
I think so. - We lived together! (Laughter) For four years. - I guess that's how we know each other. Then, we broke up.
(Laughter) - Okay.
- Cheers. Am I a better lover than
who you're currently with? Be honest.
- I'm not currently with anybody, and my god, yes. - [Female Voice] Do you
think she feels the same way? - No. Her new boyfriend?
(Laughter) Looks awesome, so...
- He's pretty cute. - Yeah. - Oh, fuck! - Oh, fuck. - Yes! Do you ever pop into my head while I masturbate? Wait, that question's for you, I'm dirty as hell.
(Laughter) Shit! Oh.
Well, you do for me. - In recent times, no. - Yeah. - (Laughs) I dare you to
take a body shot off me.
Or take two to get out of it. - You have a boyfriend,
I respect this gentleman. - That's fair. I'll take a
shot with you, how's that? Let me test you on this.
- I think I might be drunk.
- Did you ever cheat on me, and if you did, why? Did
you ever cheat on me? - I've had some pretty
solid opportunities. - Oh, okay. - [Woman's Voice] Is that a no? - Yeah. Did you cheat on me? No.
The fuck? - I wouldn't call it cheating. - Well, what was it? - A touch. (Laughs) - By touch, like, how
do you mean, 'touch'? - I rubbed a titty. - Okay.
- She was like, "You wanna touch my titty?" And I was like, "I'll touch your titty." And I was like, "What a nice titty." - Let's keep going.
- How long did it take you to get over us, and what did you do to
help yourself get over it? - (Laughs) I think I'm gonna take a drink. Do you think I'll be a good wife? - Fuck yeah. - Really? - I wanted you to be my wife! (Laughs) - I know.
- Yeah. - Oh! What was your least favorite thing I did to you in bed? - Well my least favorite thing
that you did to me in bed-- - (laughs) Jesus.
- ... Was not have sex with me. That was my least favorite.
- I can see that being the least favorite thing. - Yes.
Oh god. When did you know it was over? - When your friends became
more important than me. - Hmm. I didn't feel like my
friends became a priority, it was just like, I knew
what kind of support I needed and I wasn't getting it from you.
You know? We stopped sharing our life, so I found a community. - Their faces and their actions were like, "Why are you even here?" - I'm sorry. - If you could erase every
thought of me, would you? Fuck, no! There would be
nothing to masturbate to. - Yeah, no.
No way. Wow, that question was for me. (Woman laughs off-screen) - It was! - That makes me feel
really good about myself. - It should make you feel beautiful.
Towels die because of you. - Alright, I'm gonna forget
the towels thing now. Why do I keep getting these cards? I dare you to kiss me on my mouth or you have to take two shots. - Was it two shots? - Yeah, it was two shots for you.
- Ugh! Okay.
- Okay. Alright, you go. - Do you have apple juice? - [Woman's Voice] We do
not have apple juice. - This is a good question! If you could do it over
again, what would you change? - I don't think I'd change anything.
I think it ended when it needed to. - I would put in more time. - That would have been cool. - I fucked up.
- Would you go out with me again? - You know the answer. Do you still love me? - Yeah. Yeah. Of course.
Are you happy with our
current relationship? - Are you happy? - In my life? - Yes. - In some ways, yeah. - Good. Then yes.
- Really? - Yeah. - Okay. I just wish you had felt that way like, when we were together. - I know.
- 'Cause I like, really
wanted to be with you. For a really long time. - [Woman's Voice] Do you guys feel like your relationship has closure? - Hmm. It sucks, because I
think about her often, and...
This is gonna hurt. When you move into the future and you're no longer
connected, I just don't... I don't know where she's gonna be when she gets old. Hey, you wanna wipe our
tears away with alcohol? - Yeah.
I am so glad that I know you, and I wish you success,
and luck, and health, and all the best. - Cheers.
- Cheers. (Applause).
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