know, we used to wrestle back in the day.
You know, cardboard
belts and all that shit. - The match is still ongoing. - I'm undefeated. - [Interviewer] What are you guys' ages? - I don't know, how old are you, you fuck? - 23, What do you mean? - 23? So seven years.
- Yeah. - You're hella ugly though. - What? - Fuckin' hella ugly. - A'right.
You ever heard me having sex? - I have not, but I seen
your girlfriend escaping out the side window like The Ring bitch. Just slitherin', slitherin'. How many sexual partners have you had? - Ah, fuck me. (Laughter) - [Interviewer] Why does
he want to avoid it? - Yeah, why did you
want to avoid that, bra? Why didn't you just go ahead and throw that number out there, bra? Just tell 'em one, you
know what I'm sayin'? I mean, shit.
It's okay if you're only seen one pussy. You know what I'm sayin'? - I took the shot, why
would I answer for free? It wouldn't make sense. What's my biggest flaw? Dang, it just got real all of a sudden. - That's a tough one.
I mean, you can be a
piece of shit sometimes. - I know, man. - You're definitely an asshole. Really, I just don't
like you, to be honest.
I mean, you have a lot of flaws. - You love me. - Okay, I gotta do 'em, but still. A'right, you know what? Fuck it, let's do shots.
Fill that shit up, man. Don't gimme no punk shit. Real bad mother fucker, up. - Okay.
(Cough) You need some of that orange shit, buddy. - No I do not. - You sure?
- Fuck you. See what happened was, my
tongue was at an angle, so when I swallowed it, it
went through my nasal passage.
Hey, on some real shit,
can I rock bottom him through this table? - No, they need this for the other set. - No, you're right. Well, I'm not gonna tell you
the answer to this question. - Have you ever had sex? - What the fuck? No, that is not that question.
Who is the smarter sibling? - Obviously me, man. - What?
- Yeah. - How would you come up with such things? How do you determine such? - I just can't admit that you
are superior in that aspect. - I mean, I'm clearly
superior, I mean, come on.
- Wanna just decide over thumb war? - One, two, three, four,
I declare a thumb war. - Ah, fuck. Hands are hella slippery. Were you jealous of me growing up? If so, be specific.
- I wasn't jealous of you growing up. I was growing up with you. That's my guy. Oh my god, this is gonna be fucked up.
Okay, so what are your biggest
complaints about my partner. - The only flaw that I
have with her was that she broke mom's bong piece. - Real shit, though, she broke
one of my bong pieces too. - Have you ever stolen from mom and dad? - Fuck yeah.
- Yeah, me too. (Laughter) - Fuckin' damn right. I need those Digimon cards, man. - When the Pokemon Jungle
Pack came out though.
- Going to the crayon fucking bank. (Laughter) - Crayon bank. Life size crayon was like
hella old school and shit. And they had dollar, quarters, and JFK half dollars in there.
Man, that mother fucker was
full to the brim with it though. We're gonna hafta pour
shots for this one, man. - You're not even gonna even ask it? - Which parent do you like better? Do you wanna answer that? - Fuck, no. - Right.
- Do you think your friends think I'm hot? - Why would they think that? Hot as in your fuckin'
temperature is high? - No, fucking very
attractive, like stunning, like I have to have
babies with this guy now. - No, no one's came up to me and been like "Yo, I hella wanna fuck your brother. "Can I get his number?" Nah, that shit has never happened in life. - [Interviewer] Do you
guys love each other? - Fuck yeah.
- Absolutely. - You kidding me? If this table wasn't here, I would have gaven him a hug right there. - Ah man, absolutely. - I would have knocked over all this shit.
- [Interviewer] Let's hear it. - You wanna hear what? - [Interviewer] I wanna hear
you guys say I love you. - I love you, bro, like
you have no fuckin' idea. - I fuckin' love you like no doubt.
To anybody watchin' this video, if you ever disrespect this man, even if you leave a fuckin'
troll comment on his posts, I'm gonna pull a Jay and Silent Bob, I'm gonna find your ass, bra. For real, I'm gonna
find you, mother fucker. And I ain't playin. - Hey guys, I'm Chris, I work at Cut.
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