for you, but do you ever fake an orgasm? - No. - Because I would see it, and I would be like what the hell are you doing? (Mimics groans)
(laughs) - I'm Kristopher Dillard,
and that's my husband. - I'm Karlos Dillard, that's my husband. (Laughs) Cheers.
Alright babe, do you wanna go first? - Okay. What's the one secret you've been too embarrassed to tell me? - I think I told you this but I used to date older men in
college to pay for college, but I think I told you that. - Yeah. - I was a sugar baby.
- I wanted to be a sugar baby. - In college, it was nice. - I don't have to work. - Oh, I've been masturbating without you, often by myself, that's
for my little secret.
You're usually asleep next to me, so that's not really cheating. (Laughs) When do you masturbate? - When you be sleep. (Laughs) - That's so funny. - Hey, you sleep? (Laughs) - Alright, my turn.
- Your turn. - Have you ever talked
marriage with another person? I would hope not. - No. - We've been together since we
were freshmen in college, so.
- Yeah. - Actually but I was engaged
before I married you. - Yeah. - So...
- That wasn't your question.
- You know you just can't drink all... He just gonna drink and talk, that's what he's gonna end up doing,
not doing the dare. (Laughs) - Have you ever had a threesome? And would you? - Yes, I've had threesomes, all the time. Y'all out there.
No, I'm just playing. No for real, we're real picky though, but yes we do have threesomes. - Wait, whose turn is it? - It's my turn.
- Okay. - Maybe we should do another shot.
- No you can't do a shot
after every question. Alright, you gotta answer this one, and then you can take a shot. - Okay. - What is your least
favorite sex position? Oh, I don't know that one.
- I don't like missionary, 'cause it's boring and holy. - Which one's missionary? - When you're on your back. - Oh that's just real boring. - I mean...
- What's your favorite sex position? - I like doggy style. - Ew. (Laughs) I just don't like it when
it's called doggy style, 'cause I love my dogs, and I don't even let them have sex. - Like hands down, ass up.
- That's the way I like to fuck. - That's the way I like to fuck, yeah. (Laughs) So yeah, you can take your shot now. You wanna do a whisky shot? - Yeah, lets do whisky.
- As you can tell we're alcoholics. No they tried to kill us in college. - 50 Cent drink nights. - They had 50 cent drink
nights, and dollar shot nights.
And you just throw a 20,
and you be fucked up. - Yeah. They were 10 cents, but then people started dying and shit. - Wait, did I ask the last question? (Camera man laughs) - So, yeah.
- It's your turn. - What do you find most annoying about me? - You immediately find an
excuse for the things you do. I'll be like, watch out for that pothole, "Oh, I was trying to slow down!" That like... (Laughs) I was telling you to
watch out for the pothole, I don't care how fast you were going.
- Okay, I will work on that. - My turn? - Yes. - What was on your mind the last time we were having sex? I think you were sleeping actually. Last time was a rape.
- Oh yeah.
- But we're married. Married people can still get raped though, I saw that on SVU. - Yeah, it was a case. - It was a case.
But yeah, you were
sleeping, so probably... You were dreaming. - I was dreaming, then I thought I was having like, what's this
weird dream I'm having? - I woke up.
- Bom chicka wa wa. - We were having sex.
- That's what... (Laughs) - Would you ever consider
having an open relationship? - I would probably say I would allow my husband to go on dates, if the other person's paying. (Laughs) - 'Cause it's free food, I'll bring some food back home, and then you can come as my plus one. (Laughs) - Okay, this is so cute, why
did you fall in love with me? - When I first met him
he was very independent.
We went to the club for
the first time together, he got on the stripper pole. - I sure did. - And then I called my friend, and I was like I'm gonna marry this person, and then here we are seven years later. Wanna take a shot? - Well you gotta be careful,
you gotta pace yourself.
Oh, I already know the
answer to this question, it's so sad. If I transition would you stay with me? - I'll just take a shot. (Laughs) - You don't want these big ass titties? - Yeah, I don't want big ass titties. (Laughs) Alright, my turn.
Where do you see us in one
year, five year, and 10 years? - One year I see us being more financially stable than we are now. Five years, I see us buying
our house, and living there. And 10 years, I really
hope that we have a child. You said after we become rich, so...
- Okay. - Once we become rich,
I'll have my babies. - Okay, babies?
- So that's where I see us. (Laughs) - I mean.
(Shouts) We gonna take a shot,
yeah this is stressful, I'm starting to sweat and shit. - Are you attracted to any of my friends? - No. - I don't have friends. (Camera man laughs) - So, if you could sleep with any person in the world, who would it be? - Oh.
Alright, we gonna do
it in three, two, one. Will Smith. - OBJ. - Who the fuck is OBJ? - Odell Beckham Jr, the football...
- He's sexy.
- Yeah he is sexy. - He's sexy. Like I said, we do do threesomes. I'm just playing.
(Laughs) - So OBJ, if you're watching this. (Laughs) - Well this is kind of rude guys. - [Camera Man] What? - [Kris] Well just ask the question. - What part of my body would you change? I would give him hair.
- You can't give me a six pack or nothing? - I mean 'cause I love
your body like it is... - I mean give me a six pack. - But I met you... That's the only thing that's not there that when I met him.
You looked exactly the same, except your hairline started there. - Can you not point it on camera? (Laughs) - What about me? - Your booty shrunk a little bit. - Well you know, I've been dieting. I can't always have a fat ass.
- The average sex frequency of sex... Wait, I'm sorry. - You can't even read. - I was looking at sex too many times.
The average frequency of sex for couples is about eight times a month. That's twice a week. - That's about right. - Yeah, how many times a
month you feel is ideal? - That's about right.
- About eight times. - About eight times. - I mean, at least. - At least, there can be more.
- Yeah, yeah. - At least, I agree with you. What do you wish I would
do more for you, babe? - Cook. - That ain't happening anytime.
- Do you think we'll always be together? Cues Mariah Carey. Always be together Oh (laughs) - Yeah, I can definitely say for 100% positively that we'll be together. And a lot of people say never say never, but I actually think the opposite. You're an adult.
If you just communicate, if you just love, if you just be selfless,
you'll always be together. I love you more than I love myself. Are we good? (Group applauds) High five for drinking
more than half the bottle. (Lively orchestral music).
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